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You have _erection with no one to fvck

There is this babe in my neighbourhood that I've got a crush on, she is beautiful and carries herself with opulence. I made up my mind to approach her once I have the opportunity and I got the chance one certain day when I was walking along a certain street with my friend when I saw her, then I told my friend to escort me to go woo the babe.

"Na so my friend took the lead and we began going after the babe."

Just when we were about to reach her side, something told me to slow down and I obliged. But my friend had gotten to the girl before I could say jack, na so the girl they shout on top him head that:

"Get the hell off my back, you stinking fvcktard, you don't even know your class, imagine me to you, unfortunate fellow"

Na so I stood far away from my friend and the babe and I dey pretend say I dey make call, I was tempted to laugh but my friend was dumbfounded on that spot and looks ready to cry, almost everybody on that street laughed at my friend that day....

Oya you too laugh

Buhahahahahaha.....

Should my friend leave the spot or not....Goodnight

prettythicksme:
u are madly handsome

And you are crazily pretty

Twaci:
Very dry!

it isn't dryer than your