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@ alexpissu
you
re soft like a pregnant bitch's food
talk weak shit s'why your name is piss dude!

@javaprince, my lines are not consistent with the flows u say?! re read it or mayb,

ayt i'm set to battle so ofoka if you're willing to die go ahead and open up the thread

@ ofoka
no judges to tell you that i've buried and re-buried your ass over n over again? then i'm notr dropping another verse
bsyds,i fink u've had enough already.you can take all my lines and go and use them for your tape or smtn,though the'll never sound good coming from you.if you really want to get shit popp'n lets make the battle official so i can finally get seriuos

@ johnny bravo
you're quick to insult, let's see you put that in lyrics,instead of running yo mouf

we are in the same textbook,definately not the same page
both our flows born the same time,but not the same age
i'm timeless,unaffected by the hour glass
flows all on me like i'm just taking a shower ,while you spit shit like you just devoured ass
u're off your rockers,thats why u're bleeping rocks and giving birth to crack babies
ur illness comes only when you bite,you're the rap version of rabies
the only time you'll be ill like me is when i Bleep you without protection
but that ain't happening so dnt get wet son
bsyds,your pussyholes to small for my lyrical erection
i'll just end up splitting you in half like them siamese twins dissections
say hello to the new president of yo country,knockout by election
so be a good sport and just give me my respect son!

you stand no chance abeg,just dropping lines that lack depth,if you need help with working on your vocab so your lines can actually convey meaning, lemme know ok>? haha! just kidding, or am i?

all this one we are doing is wash!nobody to judge so we're just playn around and not dropping any good shit,who's gon be the judge?

suicide bomber,suicide bomber/my lines leave yo ass with a suicide number

of course i live life strangling death/
that's why @ freestyle battles im d dude on who everyone's placing their bets
the day i'll lose a battle's when i die, i ain't gone yet
that's why im the only dude to pull the blade on death
i'm like a dead man walking;put the blame on death
for not taking me away to the great beyond yet
i bring caskets n funerals,for ur ass,with guns and roses
life is a cold place lemme make you cozy
my lines r never worn out like an old t
they'll kill you on sight so you better stay hidden like shinobi
i've got a jedi mind you're just a weak force
u can't Bleep with me it's like yo dick's lost
this is real life shit, you're just a well wisher
so much heat i bring you'd fink i was hells preacher
so i'll send you to hell you can take my spells with ya
im lik satan's stock broker;i make hell richer
so just beep off,cuz you don't want to go to hell do ya
so just go back to the streets and do wat u do best,wat was it again, oh !sell suya

intellectual freak you are;you're screwed up mentally
i spit blockbuster flows,your rap stage is elementary
the wind that blows your roof off is me;im speaking elementally
my flow's like aging,it will leave you dead eventually
more lines than your graph book,number of flows increase exponentially
you walk the boulevard of broken dreams,n i can feel your pain tnx to my empathy
but i'll still kill you with flows,like chemistry ,more weapons than the infantry
have you get a dissectomy,cuz im using you experimentally

stick to the "icks"/you stupid prick/you're better off watching laguna beach
or im a suck the blood off ya dome in full moon like lunar ticks/
you've never hit a punchline in your life like buddha's fist
fake ass lagos boy,d tot of you being king of the south.is ludacris
tie you to the couch,blindfold yo ma and tell her "shoot that" bitch!
yo brains malfunctioning,my lines help you undo that glitch
your girl's full of sperm like a donor's bottle,so i screw that bitch!
you can't even afford to blow up on NL,you're not that rich!
but a gat in your mouf and tell u "chew that beef"
homo like you only do boy's like a catholic priest
cuz you're a shit faced,hump backed,punk ass leach!

to correct obvious mistakes is why i make use of your lines
u use your dick to fink n that's why i Bleep with your mind(no homo)
your lines are real weak,you ain't on steroids!
my lines pack more punchlines than the right fist of hellboy/you're the champ! is that what you tell boys?
you must be foolish/cuz your skill my style influenced
/so dnt come here spittin with impudence/or you could end up drained of bodily fluids.
i shine down on you potted plant but it dnt bring about photosynthesis
it kills more dudes than the rate of juvenile delinquency
your lines are a waste of thread space,there's nufn there to interest me
my flows 100 percent alchoholic,you're just a malta guiness g
if i was a pack of indomie and you was hungry,you still won't finish me
i dont have 9 lives, i'm an immortal/a hustler like cassidy,my flows get u full frontal
i kick it off the head,your rhyme comes from your scrotal/
bring out the lady in you,when i put the words to yo head
make you fall in love with me,and Bleep you till you cum on the thread

@ prince 82,
where do you reside?

to anyone viewing this,the battle has been moved to" ofoka's freetyle country". so come around and watch an immigrant like me murder him and take over his country haha!

go ahead,come @ me try to snatch the crown/
u's a bitch like keri hilson ;love knocks you down/
but hate keeps me going
wannabes like you,is part of the reason im so good at flowing
i keep my game tight,you ball out like throwings
underground mc who touches the clouds like boeings
welcome to NL/im the hot dude and,i came to expand hell/
use you bleeping rap babies for research like stem cell
wat the Bleep you know bout kicks?/
all u got is chux?!,i rock loafers that'll get your girl turned on like lesbian Indecency flicks
and if i get followed with cameras/it's cuz im a star n u're an amatuer/
watch the way i damage ya
[me=P.TechnIQ]and the whole camera crew stand around and laugh at ya/[/me]
you wanna hear too much from me,boy i'll leave you deaf
you wanna see too much bout me so i leave you blind
and when i'm done,NL paramedics gon' take what's left
of ofoka's mangled body that i leave behind
you're a judas to this jesus/a temptation to this preacher/
im not adam in the garden,or christ in the wilderness,but like d forbidden fruit i'm gon eat ya
this aint freddy vs jason/and it's not the grand prix like we racing/
wats going down is that im running your life like free masons
you're heavy like an elephant!/that's pretty much irrelevant
/cuz your body weight actually has nufn to do with your intelligence/
i've mastered the art,that's why you nodding your head cuz of my eloquence
wrd up! to prince 82,tech's sayn hello friend!
he wants to battle my flows,but he's drowning at the shallow end
im the beast from the locker of david jones!dude i swallow men
play your role,chiicken out and go follow hens
cuz you can neva beat this dude,even when you're imagining!

@ ofoka
i already started it wiv u on your new thread lets get it on from there! u know you're my bitch ryt?!

@xqwsyte
i fink im falling for you!
nah! i just feel your lines, to be honest you've killed the mykadude already,i don't fink you should post anything to him again. you've deflated his ego eough as it is

p.s. if yiour beats are sick i'll get at you and lets see if we can make history!

ofoka c'mon,you know i got it ,no goffing/my flows keep rotating,i've got bicycle kicks like liu king/
on the thread,im the source of heat , the part of the fire that's the blue flame
/, go ahead light a candle, can u c d blue flame?
my dicks on heat,i Bleep with yur mind and lay[i] tech's[/i] on your brain
with more sick beats than the heart in your chest can retain!
ofoka's country?who died and made you king
if this was soccer,you'd be your second favourite team
cuz i dont mean to brag,but to me you're what a dwarf to a giant is,
a walkover,hold a bible and lets see you try denying this
you losing to anyone is unlikely!/you're weak with skinny arms,you can't fight me/
this is a lance spar,adjust your horse slightly/and who knows,lucky you just might be/, i got your hopes up,your peeps telln u just do it like nike/
but to graze me,you'll need more than a miracle/
pump you full of holes leave you breathing through spiracles/
im not the type of dude with whom you wanna trade subliminals/
i'll lock you bhind my bars forever like a 25 to life criminal
Bleep it im'a stand up for the other n**s too
just for the fun of it,use u for target and have my shots kissing you
you the dude called vector/i tie you to my horse and drag u round like achilles did hector
going against prince 82/he'll leave you a weak Bleep;that means you only give lazy screws/
i don't know much bout bamsyle/but 1 line from him will kill your whole goddamn style/watch me launch projectiles at this crazy infantile/you bring more threads than textiles,but u still got an infant's style/
there's no assasination,you're just shooting blanks
you might learn smtn if you drown in my flows, so get off the ship and walk the plank/you fucking skank nice 1 sha

@ sleekgold
you know what,i challenge you,set up a thread and ill go first.

@ofoka
im not prince,he's a real mc too just like me,thats why.@prince where's ur base now,let's see what will happen. p.s. abeg im enjoying your spar with bamysle,nice line bout the evangelist too,thats like some real off the top shit you dropped n it's far better than a lot of stuff ive seen. would like to kill somebody sha,any1 you can recommend?

prince hope you ain't gon just stand around man! put that brain of yours to use and wax this dude

@bamsyle
nice one

@ prince
yo dude,im in naija o! i could'nt be anywhere else! tnx 4 d compliments sha.im not new to the art,just new on NL.got anyfn 4 me?

@ johnny.,if you feel up to it u can join o! its gonna be mad

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@ ibime
thanks 4 d advice, but cheap shots aint got nufn on me sha.
and if you feel like thrown some,why don't you drop some more and see how you fare against me.

just don't kill him fully abeg!

my lines cum longer cuz my wrds Bleep your brain without protection
it's not my fault my flows stay 4eva hard like permanent erections

wetin ofoka do you now!?!

trusting in God won't make you a good rapper man/w.t.f is dyabman
return the stolen laptop you used to post this and get the Bleep back to selling spare parts in yaba man!!!!

ofoka,you know me now! so how's it gon'happen?

@ crude dude
was scared to even put down my name/u really want to get on the tracks against this train?
and im hooked up in more spots than dalmatians/dropp'n bombs on your crude ass like bush did to saddam's nation

been seeing dudes just frolicking around NL,not doing anyfn reasonable.Anyone that up for providing entertainment to NL peeps should get @ moi,and lets show 'em how we do it!