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skup008:
1

Please explain

gradeA:
2

Why do you think the answer is 2?

Try to see if you can guess the mother out of the three ladies in this pic.

TYPES OF SLAPS.
There are 8 major types of slaps, they are:
1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians..

2)RESOUNDING SLAP : This is when after you're hit, you keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii,and voices n your head singing skelewu..

3) FORMATTING SLAP :This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who are stronger than you.

4) EXPLANATION SLAP : when someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g..
Bros,sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o,i just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.

5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:When you receive this kind, al you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers..

6) RHETORICAL SLAP :The moment you
download this slap you start asking questions that don't need reply " CHIBUZO
you slap me?..

7) RELIGIOUS SLAP: that type that immediately you receive it you shout Jesus christ of Nazareth.

DENTIST SLAP: When you get the slap one tooth will fly out of your mouth....

sleekdot:
Organize her friend for your dad

Trust me he won't be satisfied.

100ksalescom:
Lalastica, Seun,Ishilove...Food Don Come o.

We Go Find way get cheap internet to watch Netflix be that.

Well with the way Nigeria is going, the tarrifs would soon get so low

diportivo:
And why should u warn ur dad?the person that has been in the game long before u were born?...warn na . As if that will change anything

Are u insecured?if yes,

What u need do is get a girl that values u for who you are.that will tell ur dad to his face (if the man tries to woo her) that she isnt that kinda girl

If ur girl is the type that you actually feel will fall for ur dad,my guy,u neva jam beta babe o

Walahii

Thank you so much, your advice is best so far. I don't entirely trust her but I hope she is the type that values our relationship.

diva90:
How old is your girlfriend? I don't think it's proper to warn your father. I would advice you try as much as possible to create a distance btw both of them eg. Bring her to the house only when your father is not around or try as much as possible not to bring her to the house very often. That way there is a barrier btw them and there will be no cause to worry

She is 21 years and we stay on the same street, and I don't think that would work because her house is literally eight houses away.

F22RAPTOR:
lol...longthroath, na food go kee you.... Every song they released that year was a hit back to back from Olufunmi to Run Away to Iya basira, but they were just a one season wonder, Iyala...what da?, i am not sayin that poo. I think they may be coming back for a take over or taking over for a comeback Damn, what am i sayin? Its like am hungry, let me go have breakfast.

Just what I'm talking about

jesse515:
Pple pple make una come e ooo
See iyabasira e don jazz me o
Everybody helep save me ooo
I no de sabi chop my mother or my girlfriend fud.


Des guys were just amazin back den

So true bro

Years ago they thrilled naija with their angelic voices, their songs were played everywhere and we loved them. Years passed and these guys haven't aged a bit, check out pix of shifi and zeal.

correctyourself:
Warn him tell him never to try it and if does what you will do would look as if you have never met him in your life, and report the matter to your mother now!

My mum is the last of his wives and the least influential if you know what I mean. But I will try to warn him. Thanks

cooker:
he is a human being there is a difference between checking out your girlfriend and having sex with her do not warn anybody because if your father want have sex with your girlfriend he would and you will not do anything about it warn from now till tomorrow . just behave normal and you will be fine

Trust me I know my father, he is like a skirt magnet

liljaydee:
warn your papa.....

Its not gonna be easy o. But I'll try thanks

I don't know if I should feel secure or insecure about the issue, I have always known my dad to have several girlfriends and most of them are within the age range of my girlfriend. It happened as a shock to me, I guess he didn't know I saw him and I'm lucky my girlfriend didn't see him. Should i warn my girlfriend or warn my father. I need advices and no insults please!

Okanokan:
Our Lord Jesus Christ is Real and He is Alive!

Anything to make you sleep in peace.

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One problem NETFLIX may face in Nigeria is the affordability of internet connectivity to the average Nigerian as you would need a lot of data bandwidth to really get the best of NETFLIX in Nigeria. However I do believe some Internet Service Providers would come up with some good NETFLIX streaming plans for Nigerians very soon to win over new customers.

How Much Does NETFLIX Cost in Nigeria?
NETFLIX comes with 3 affordable monthly plans Basic, Standard and Premium which cost $7.99, $8.99 and $11.99 respectively and going with the current naira to dollar conversion of $1 to N275 this means that it would cost Nigerians N2,197.25 for the NETFLIX Basic Plan, N2,472.25 for the NETFLIX Standard Plan and N3,297.25 for the NETFLIX Premium Plan respectively.


Would NETFLIX Work With Slow Internet Connectivity in Nigeria?
One major problem in Nigeria with its various Internet Service Providers (ISP) is the fact that you can hardly get up to 200Kbps on any of their plans and even if you do, they always find a way of tethering the speed of your connection which they refer to as “Fair Usage Policy on their claimed unlimited plans”.

NETFLIX has a recommended download speed for playing movies and TV shows on their service which is listed below.

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However unlike the other regular streaming service out there that buffers on slow internet connection. NETFLIX has a way of determining your connection speed and serves you the quality that would hardly buffer on the average Nigerian internet connection.

I have facts to prove this as I have used both ETISALAT and MTN data plans to try it out and during the test both connection speed did not exceed 50Kbps and we all know the networks can easily exceed 100kbps when downloading plus this test was done with the NETFLIX Standard plan. 50Kbps cannot be used to stream High Definition Videos but the quality was good enough for me on the Basic Plan.

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It’s that easy. But if you do have a Play Station or Nintendo gaming machines, you can connect them to the internet and connect your gaming machine to your TV to enjoy NETFLIX’s service. Also there are mobile phones that you can connect directly to your TV by using the right cable if you really need to use your phone to stream.

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So, gone are the days of masking your identity by using VPNs to fool NETFLIX to appear like you are in USA to use their services.

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Here is a screenshot of a last year mathematics WAEC candidate praying and hoping to pass mathematics by begging the examiner without writing anything down.

This is just too provoking, I wonder why this website is not shut down.

oglalasioux:
People are more inclined to automatic healing and excuse for their shortcomings. That is why they subscribe to miracles and attribute every failure as the wish of God. So far as men hold on to these two tenets, they'll never let go of religion even when facts that the game is up stares them in the face.

True story, I wonder how evidence and logic can be used to explain something to people that do not believe in evidence and logic.

Fact 1: The earliest official gospel (Mark) was written over a generation (40 years) after the alleged death of Jesus and subsequently, it fails the historical test of contemporaneity.

Fact 2: Of the 662 verses in the Gospel of Matthew, 612 were plagiarised (copied) from the Gospel of Mark (or “Mark’s” source).

Fact 3: The gospels were written by anonymous authors and later falsely attributed to authors who did not write them, nor were these anonymous authors eyewitnesses, with two of gospels, John (See John 21:24) and Luke, (See Luke 1:1-4) specifically stating that they were not eyewitnesses to Jesus.

Fact 4: The gospels contain numerous forgeries, contradictions and errors.

Fact 5: The four gospels were not selected as orthodox Scripture until 180 CE (approx.)

Fact 6: There are no first century witnesses outside of the corrupt and biased gospels that attest to the earthly existence of Jesus Christ, but for a forged passage in the work of the Jewish Historian, Josephus (Testimonium Flavianum), and a second reference in that same compromised work, which is also suspect and in no way represents a specific reference to the Jesus of the gospels.

Fact 7: Almost all of the myths and moral philosophies attributed to Jesus can be found in earlier mythologies and philosophies, held by people that were proximate to the lands in which the gospels first arose.

Fact 8: Most of the earliest Christians believed that Jesus was either a phantom (non-human apparition), or a completely human Jewish rabbi.

Fact 9: Christianity only rose to power due to its blatant disregard for its own Scripture – meaning, it aligned itself with a psychotic “pagan” emperor, Constantine, who boiled his wife in a hot tub, murdered his own son and executed his co-emperor, and he merely used Christianity to solidify his political ambitions (sole emperorship), evidenced by the fact that he continued to practice his pagan faith and mint his coins with Mithras (pagan sun-god), long after his alleged conversion.

Fact 10: The sect of Christians that aligned themselves with Constantine became known as the Catholic (Universal) Church and their chief historian, Eusebius, re-wrote Christian history to present a false picture that favored his sect and made it look as if his group’s theology, found in the four official gospels, was always the dominant and original form, when such was not the case.

Fact 11: For the majority of its history (4th Century – 19th Century), Christianity has been a violent religion, which, like a deadly virus, has taken over its hosts and killed in order to spread.

Fact 12: When Christianity had temporal authority, it was just as brutal as Islam. The only reason we see more psychotic behavior from religious nuts in Islamic countries today, versus Western countries, is because the West has become increasingly secularized.

Source

http://churchandstate.org.uk/2016/01/christianity-12-painful-facts/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+churchandstate+%28Network+for+Church+Monitoring%29

I just got my chrismas hamper

Society says you are incomplete until you’re
married. Once you get to certain age, everyone
expects you to get married.
Your parents are expecting you to get married so you can give them grandchildren. Your friends are all getting married too, and you are feeling left out.
In a desperate bid to get married and fit into society, some ladies will go to whatever extent to trap a man into marriage. The truth is, there are people in this world who want what they want, when they want it and how they want it and who will never accept NO for an answer.
Below are some things ladies do to trap men into marriage.

1. Pregnancy :
Most of women who think their men are not willing to make a serious commitment often use this common trick. This however doesn’t work for
everyone but it does for some. Some even fake the pregnancy and at the end of the day, they claim having a miscarriage.

2. The Virgin card :
Some men only want to get married to virgins and some girls would deceive such men into believing they are one. Such ladies would refuse refused to have sex until they were married because they wanted to “save themselves” for their husband.

3. The Obedient and hardworking girlfriend :
Some ladies would say yes to a man’s every demand. They would never argue or nag, no
matter what. They would be at his house every weekend washing, cleaning and cooking. Just marry them and they would show you their true
colors. When you make them wives, that’s when you’ll realize they are not so obedient after all and are not even hardworking.

4. Becoming a church worker :
Some ladies would become very committed in
church. They would either join the choir or the
ushering unit, where they would be noticed
easily. They would attend every church activity
and act really ‘holy’, just marry them and all the
holiness will disappear.

5. Sticking unto his family :
Some ladies will make it a point of duty to warm
their way into his family. They would stick to that family member he is very close to, maybe his mother or sibling. If he is a mommy’s boy, getting along with his mother is as important to them as getting along with him, at least until the wedding.

With this, its just carry go. Can't wait.

I need answers mehn!

Here is a picture of a girl obviously celebrating her birthday, just asking, if you were her boyfriend, would you still date her?