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This is a list of the most evil currently reigning dictators in the world. It is amazing that these people continue to rule while we busy ourselves fighting in places that are ruled by far less dangerous men. 1. Kim Jong Il, North Korea (in power since 1994)

The amount of debate over the recent nuclear weapons development in North Korea has managed to deflect people from the fact that Kim’s government represses its people more completely than any other living dictator. North Korea has, for the last 31 years, been at the bottom of the Freedom House ranking for political rights and civil liberties. It is also ranks last in the Reporters without Borders ranking of press freedom. The US committee for Human Rights estimates that there are approximately 150,000 Koreans performing forced labour in prison camps for political dissenters and their families. Contrary to popular belief, Kim Jong Il is actually a very clever and efficient manipulator of his people. He is also the author of the books On the Art of the Cinema, and On the Art of Opera.

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Cats Can Make Humans And Animals Go Crazy
FOR CAT LOVERS LIKE ME
For many of us, cats are more than pets. They’re
members of our family. However, a scientific
study from Charles University in Prague suggests
that cats can alter human and animal behavior.
It’s not the cats per se that cause the problem.
Instead, it’s the parasites known as Toxoplasma
gondii that live inside their bodies and propagate
through their feces.
A study conducted at Imperial College London
showed that rats infected with T. gondii lost their
fear of cat odor. The parasite also caused the
rats to be attracted to the smell of cat urine.
The rodents were introduced to other animal
odors like dogs and minks, but they were only
attracted to feline urine. Researcher Joanne
Webster coined the term “fatal feline attraction”
to describe this bizarre phenomenon.
In humans, the effects of T. gondii range from
weird to extremely weird. In the Charles
University study, researchers discovered that
men infected with T. gondii “were more
introverted, suspicious, oblivious to other
people’s opinions of them, and inclined to
disregard rules.”
On other hand, women infected with the parasite
“were more outgoing, trusting, image-conscious,
and rule-abiding.” The researchers also found
that infected people became less attentive and
“had significantly delayed reaction times.”
But the most alarming and bizarre effect of T.
gondii on humans is that it can potentially cause
schizophrenia.

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1. Diamonds Can Be Created From Tequila
At first glance, you would think that diamonds and tequila don’t have anything in common. But a closer look would show you otherwise. Scientists from the National Autonomous University of Mexico discovered that tequila has a “ratio of hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon which lies within the diamond growth region.” This surprising discovery led researcher Javier Morales and his team to create synthetic diamonds from tequila . During the research, the scientists attempted to create diamonds from acetone, methanol, and ethanol. When they diluted ethanol in water, they discovered that it formed high-quality diamond films. Interestingly, tequila has similar proportions of 60 percent water and 40 percent ethanol, which is the ideal compound for creating synthetic diamonds. To test their theory, the scientists recreated their experiment with a cheap bottle of white tequila. At first, they were worried that the other components of the alcoholic drink would obstruct or contaminate the process. But they didn’t. Just like the experiment with ethanol and water, tequila produced “spherical-shaped diamonds of nanometric size.”

3. Bacon Can Cure Nosebleeds According to a study conducted by Ian Humphreys and his team, bacon can quickly and effectively treat a nosebleed by serving as a nasal tampon. For this bizarre method to work, one must plug the bleeding nostril with a piece of cured pork . The meat must be uncooked. At Detroit Medical Center, Humphreys and his colleagues tested their bacon hypothesis on a girl who had Glanzmann thrombasthenia, a rare hereditary disease that causes prolonged bleeding. After sticking a piece of cured pork inside the girl’s bloody nose, the bleeding stopped immediately. The results of this bizarre scientific research were published in the Annals of Otology, Rhinology, and Laryngology. The researchers acknowledged that doctors had used cured pork to treat nosebleeds in the past. However, the practice was discontinued. Humphreys and his colleagues speculate that the high risk of acquiring parasitic and bacterial complications from stuffing one’s nose with cured pork caused the unconventional treatment to be abandoned.

3. Wasabi Is An Excellent Fire Alarm
Wasabi is a Japanese condiment that is usually eaten with sushi. Wasabi contains a chemical compound called isothiocyanate, which is the same substance that gives mustard its distinct flavor. Outside Japan, it’s difficult to find real wasabi. Almost all of the wasabi served in US restaurants is simply a mixture of mustard, food coloring, and horseradish. Researchers from Shiga University of Medical Science have discovered that this pungent herb can also save lives during catastrophes like fires. Professor Makoto Imai developed a wasabi fire alarm that “sprays out a synthesized wasabi smell” if it detects smoke. The unconventional fire alarm was tested on 14 people, four of whom were deaf. The results were quite remarkable. All but one subject woke up within two minutes after smelling the pungent wasabi. The one person who didn’t wake up had a blocked nose. The researchers tried using other plants like lavender and peppermint , but none were as effective as wasabi in waking up people.

4. Expensive Placebos Are More Effective Than Cheap Placebos


Although the placebo effect is not fully understood, several studies show that this seemingly miraculous phenomenon has the ability to alleviate depression, pain, and other health conditions. To add to the mystery, scientists recently discovered that expensive placebos are more effective than cheap ones. This intriguing research was conducted on actual patients who were suffering from Parkinson’s disease. The results were published in the journal Neurology. The researchers informed 12 patients that they were going to get “shots of two formulations of equal effectiveness of the same drug.” The only difference was the cost. The first formulation cost $1,500, and the second one was $100. In reality, the injections were only saline and didn’t contain any active ingredients. After receiving the $1,500 placebo shots, the majority of patients experienced significant improvement in their motor function. However, when the $100 shots were administered, no notable changes resulted. When the truth was revealed to the patients, eight admitted that “they expected the expensive drug to be more effective.” The remaining four subjects said that they “had no expectation of greater benefits.” Interestingly, the patients who did not have any expectations about the expensive placebo were the ones who did not show any significant changes during the study.

5. Mice With Mismatched Heart Transplants Live Longer When Exposed To Classical Music


Several studies have confirmed that listening to
classical music is associated with stress
reduction, sleep improvement, and focus
enhancement. However, scientific research
conducted by Masateru Uchiyama of Juntendo
University Hospital in Tokyo suggests that
listening to classical music might benefit the
heart as well.
Uchiyama’s research involved mice with
mismatched heart transplants. The rodents were
divided into four groups. One group listened to
Verdi’s opera La Traviata . Another group listened
to Mozart. The remaining two groups were
exposed to Enya and “ a range of single
monotones,” respectively.
The results of this bizarre experiment were quite
remarkable. The group that listened to Verdi’s
opera survived for 26 days. The Mozart group
lasted for 20 days. The groups of mice exposed
to Enya and the single monotones survived 11
and seven days, respectively.
Uchiyama verified the results of his experiment
by exposing deaf mice with mismatched heart
transplants to Verdi’s opera. Compared to the
rodents who had actually heard the song, the
deaf mice only lasted seven days.
This result verified Uchiyama’s assumption that
actually hearing the music—and not other factors
like vibrations—lengthened the survival rate of
mice.

6. Night Owls Are More Likely To Becom Psychopaths Than Early Birds

Who knew that staying up late at night could potentially make you a psychopath? According to a study conducted by Dr. Peter Jonason of the University of Western Sydney, people who stay up late have a tendency to manifest antisocial personalities . After assessing the sleeping patterns of 250 university students, Jonason discovered that night owls are more likely to become narcissistic, psychopathic, and manipulative than early birds. Jonason believes that there is an “evolutionary basis for the link between antisocial [behavior] and a preference for being awake late at night.” If you look at nature, most predators—like scorpions and lions—are awake at night. In human society, those who perpetrate crimes and engage in sexual promiscuity are often active during the twilight hours. However, Jonason admits that more research is needed to show a conclusive link between staying up late and the manifestation of antisocial tendencies.

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Viagra Helps Hamsters Recover Faster From JetLag
We all know that Viagra is used to treat erectile dysfunction. However, Diego Golombek of the National University of Quilmes in Buenos Aires, Argentina, has discovered that this light blue pill might also help to treat jet lag . This bizarre scientific research was conducted on hamsters that were injected with Viagra. After administering the drug, the rodents’ sleep cycles were pushed ahead by six hours—the approximate amount of time needed to fly from New York to Paris. The hamsters on Viagra recovered from jet lag as much as 50 percent faster than the hamsters without Viagra. Although the results were fairly positive, scientists do not know if the same effect will occur in humans. Furthermore, Viagra was administered to the hamsters via injection. Scientists are uncertain if taking the drug as a pill will produce the same effect.

8 Dogs Defecate In A North-South Stance
Several studies suggest that certain animal species—such as birds, foxes, and deer—possess magnetic sensitivity. Inspired by this research, a team of scientists from the Czech Republic decided to find out if dogs possess this amazing ability, too. The researchers used defecation to determine whether our canine friends adjust their actions according to Earth’s magnetic field. The study involved 70 dogs from 37 breeds. The researchers held the experiment in an open field because dogs can be influenced by familiar surroundings. In total, the dogs defecated almost 1,900 times. During the experiment, the scientists discovered that dogs prefer to poo “with their bodies aligned in a North-South stance .” They also found that dogs avoid defecating in an East-West alignment. Interestingly, the dogs would only poo in a North- South stance if the magnetic field was calm. If it wasn’t, then the dogs would defecate in any direction that they preferred. The scientists also discovered that dogs on leashes didn’t care whether their bodies were aligned with Earth’s magnetic field. Apparently, only canines that roam freely are likely to assume the North-South stance when defecating.

9 Cows With Names Produce More Milk
Dairy farmers could potentially increase their incomes with one simple but weird trick—give their cows names. A scientific study published in Anthrozoos suggested that cows with names produce more milk than their nameless counterparts. This bizarre study was conducted by Drs. Catherine Douglas and Peter Rowlinson of Newcastle University, and it involved over 500 dairy farmers from the United Kingdom. On average, cows produce 7,500 liters (2,000 gal) of milk over a period of 10 months. But Douglas and Rowlinson discovered that cows with names produced 260 liters (70 gal) more. Many dairy farmers have long suspected that giving their cattle some “one-to-one attention” increases milk production, but this research was the first that tried to prove it scientifically. According to the study, cows that are herded as a group also produce less milk.

Fueled by unquenchable curiosity, some scientists embark on studies that appear to be ridiculous, obvious, or insignificant. These scientists often face criticism and mockery from inside and outside the scientific community. However, if you look closely, this seemingly wacky research is also meaningful and even provocative.
10 Fruit Bats Love MouthAction
Animals have sex primarily for reproduction rather than pleasure. The male inserts his penis into the female’s vagina, and after a minute or two, the deed is done. Sex among animals is so basic and boring that it’s fascinating to know that certain mammals engage in sexual activities that are associated with humans and pleasure , such as MouthAction and cunnilingus. In 2009, researchers from the Guangdong Entomological Institute in Guangzhou, China, accidentally discovered that short-nosed fruit bats engage in MouthAction. During the study, the scientists expected to see typical animal behavior such as grooming. Instead, they observed that female fruit bats licked the male’s penis during sex. In another study conducted in 2010 and 2011, researchers discovered that flying foxes (another fruit bat species) engage in MouthAction, too. This time, it was the male bat that licked the female’s vagina. In both studies, researchers discovered that engaging in MouthAction and cunnilingus prolonged sex among the bats. Scientists have not yet discovered the evolutionary basis of MouthAction among fruit bats. But they suggest that it might help in sperm transportation, stimulation of female glandular secretions, and prevention of sexually transmitted diseases.

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1 vanilla
What we think it means: A plant, a bean, a delicious flavoring. What it really means: Vagina. In the 1500s, Spanish conquistadors were busy taking pretty much anything that wasn’t nailed down from modern-day Mexico. During this lengthy pillaging session, they came across the vanilla plant. And they must have been pretty lonely by this point because they immediately made one amazing stretch of an observation. When opened, the long, dark vanilla beans apparently looked like female Instruments. They named the plant vainilla , a variation of the word vaina , meaning “sheath.” It seems innocent enough, except that vaina was itself a variation of the Latin “vagina.” So we’re left with a long, vague, linguistic joke, likening the general shape of the vanilla bean to a woman’s private parts. And it’s one that we take part in every time we visit the ice cream shop.





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2. Manatee
What we think it means: A large, aquatic mammal. What it really means: Breasts. The manatee, often referred to as the sea cow, is indeed a massive, blubbery, marine mammal. With its formless, blob-like shape, you’d be hard- pressed to find a less sexually intriguing, well, anything. But that didn’t stop the Carib word for “breasts” from becoming its official name. There is actually some dispute over this one. Some claim that the creature’s name comes from the Latin word manatus , meaning “having hands,” due to the shape of its flippers. But the Caribbean word manati , meaning “breasts” or “udders,” is also believed to have spawned the beast’s name . Personally, I’m going with manati as the inspiration. Not only does it sound closer, but manatees are frequently sighted in the Caribbean, giving the residents plenty of opportunities to make a crude joke at the animals’ expense. Though that still doesn’t explain the association with breasts. Go figure.

3. Musk What we think it means: A heavy scent or perfume. What it really means: Testicle. The word “musk” is thrown around a lot in the world of perfume, typically to describe scents designed for men. But little did we know exactly how appropriate that name really was. Musk is actually a substance produced by some animals for the purposes of attracting mates. The thing is, the gland that produces this stuff looks an awful lot like a scrotum. And so, when the perfumists of the ancient world decided that this animal aphrodisiac could be used in their products, they needed a name for it. They were still human, though, so they had to make it as immature as possible. The Sanskrit word muska-s means “testicle.” The musk gland looked like a scrotum. It was a match made in pointing, giggling heaven. And to this day, we spritz ourselves with testicle juice.

4 Amazon What we think it means: A huge, female warrior or a river in South America. What it really means: A person without breasts. In a refreshing turn of events, here we have ancient Greece, rather than the Roman Empire, dirtying up everyday language. The Greeks of the 14th century told tales of a fearsome race of warrior women known as the Amazones. So committed were they to their deadly craft that they supposedly removed one of their breasts, either by cutting or burning, to keep it out of the way of their bow-drawing arm. Now that’s dedication. But despite all the stories of their incredible prowess in battle, it was this one detail that everyone remembered. Mazos, the word for “breasts,” was combined with “a,” the prefix for “without,” to craft the insultingly childish term. The South American river was then named by Spanish explorers after an encounter with breastless tribal warrior women—who may have actually just been long-haired male tribesmen

5 Pencil What we think it means: A small, wooden writing device. What it really means: A tiny penis. Yes. As it turns out, we’ve been putting small joysticks into the hands of our schoolchildren for generations. But it’s not our fault. The ancient Romans had a real knack for describing innocent objects with the exact words that they used to describe their Instruments. And you just can’t compete with that kind of head start. “Penis” in Latin means “tail.” Seems to make sense so far. But at some point, it evolved into the word peniculus to describe the brushes used for writing in the ancient world. Then the term evolved further to “penicillus,” literally “little tail,” to specifically describe a paintbrush. The French then altered it to pincel but kept the definition. Finally, it arrived in England, became “pencil,” and slowly shifted to mean the writing utensils we know today. Yep. Little did you know that you’ve been tucking a penis behind your ear for years.

6. Mastodon What we think it means: A massive prehistoric beast. What it really means: A creature with nipples for teeth. It sounds like something from an X-rated version of Alice in Wonderland , but the name “mastodon” literally translates as “breast tooth.” Taken from the Latin terms for breast ( mastos ) and tooth ( odon ), the giant creature’s given name references the, er, “unique” shape of its tusks. It’s also further proof of the rampant perversion among the scientific community. Consider what must have happened when the first skeleton was found. The eager paleontologists were clustered around their dig site, excitement at their newest discovery heavy in the air. The beast is magnificent—100 times larger than a man, with monstrous tusks capable of unthinkable destruction. Then, from somewhere in the back, a voice pipes up, “Hey. Hey, guys. The ends of the tusks look like nipples!” And they all share a laugh.

7. Seminar
What we think it means: A meeting for a discussion of a subject. What it really means: Semen. This one really isn’t so hard to believe. I mean, the word is basically right there, staring us down. Yet strangely, few people seem to make the connection. Once explained, it makes a lot of sense. You’ve just got to fight your way through a bit of an etymological hedge maze to get there. So “seminar” is really just an English shortening of the Latin seminarium , meaning a “breeding ground” or a “plant nursery.” And that, in turn, is taken from seminarius , meaning “things to do with seeds.” Finally, we arrive at the root word “semen,” meaning “ a seed .” Essentially, this means that a “seminar” is a figurative “breeding ground” of ideas, where figurative semen is shared freely among those in attendance. Now, go forth and share this bit of semen with the world, dear reader.

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Do you ever wonder where the words you use in
your day-to-day life came from? The answer may
disappoint you. At some point, someone just sort
of made them up.
But it should surprise exactly no one to learn
that human beings are pretty perverse creatures,
and occasionally, we allow our minds to slither
out of the gutter long enough to influence our
methods of communication. Sometimes, though,
generations of use wash away the sleaze,
leaving a seemingly squeaky-clean term behind.
10 Fundamental
What we think it means: Forming a necessary
base or core; of central importance.
What it really means: Things to do with the ass.
We’ve got the ancient Romans to thank for this
one. The Latin word fundamentum means “a
foundation, groundwork; support; beginning.” So
we’re talking about building houses here, right?
Nothing dirty so far.
But once the French got their hands on the term,
they tweaked it into fondement and added a
curious new usage—to describe the anus. And
sometime in the 13th century, the English made
it into “fundament,” adding buttocks to the
official definition.
It isn’t difficult to see the logic at play here. The
foundation of the body, when seated at least, is
the butt. So really, when using the term
“fundamental,” we’re observing an object’s
relationship to the hind quarters. So be sure to
pick up some fundamental paper from the store
and give all your enemies a fundamental kicking


9 Venus Flytrap
What we think it means: A small, carnivorous
plant.
What it really means: A vicious, fly-eating vagina.
As you’ll quickly discover while reading this
article, it seems that many of the esteemed,
learned members of the botanical community
are, in fact, relentless perverts. For instance,
when faced with the challenge of thinking up a
name for an amazing plant with the unusual
habit of eating insects with a lightning-fast snap
of its jaws, they couldn’t get over one little
detail. It seems that they saw in its pink, hair-
lined lips a resemblance to a certain portion of
the female anatomy.
So naturally, this was the only point worth
conveying when describing the tiny plant. They
named it for Venus, the Roman goddess of love
and sex, forever associating it with female
sexuality. At least, they would have if we hadn’t
all been suckered into the popular notion of it
having been named for Venus’s beauty. Wake up,
people!

8. Orchid
What we think it means: A beautiful flower.
What it really means: Testicles.
Once again, we have those dirty, dirty botanists
to thank for inadvertently mentioning Instruments in
casual conversation. It seems that at some
point, the folks in charge of naming new plants
completely overlooked the incredibly beautiful,
delicate flowers of the orchid and focused
instead on the fact that its roots slightly
resembled testes. It takes real talent to be that
childish.
And this isn’t the first name it’s had referencing
that resemblance. In Middle English, it was
called ballockwort , “ballock” meaning—well, I
suppose it’s fairly obvious.
But after that joke began to get old, the Latin
orchis was brought in, also meaning male
Instruments. Now, despite having tacked on a “d,”
the giggle-inducing Latin root remains for all to
enjoy. Who knew that the average florist had
more cheap laughs on offer than a sex

brb

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