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Joejonah:
in the kitchen

hehehe. By this time?
Its not allowed in this kingdom!!!!

Where's everybody

ehcenihc:
Pls help with this quantitative reasoning

someone guessed, "uncle couldn't help little cousin". Is that the case?

Anyways, 4,2 is my take. Could be wrong though.
Pls oh this quantitive is 4 what class... It looks difficult oh. It shoulnt even be for a primary 6 pupil

prolifikVj:
Hehehe...see who's gat the big mouth...
I could get her adrenaline rushing on wednesday..thursday..or friday..."Vj...is my..my..name..on..on the list?"

LWKMH . U wish!!!!
It cant happen again

prolifikVj:
Break the news already!
The wait is breaking us!
It could be this week...I hope.

hehehe....
Wednesday,Thursday,Friday and its next week already
Calm down

ogompaul:
Hahahahahah .....don't mind him jare!, so how are u doing, z been a while I saw u around

Am good my dear. How av u been?

Heart2heart:
yes she did well with 310. thanks!

. Wow!
Congrats in advance 2 her

kempreze:
Lolo anam ekeneooo.
Ife agbalu na uzo eteka
Hope u undastnd?

Nwanyi oma, udo dikwara gi!
Yes I do absolutely!

ogompaul:
just passing @ exactly 10:54am........I saw u peeping!!!! nd whatever happened to dat purse, I put it to u dat u prolifikvj knows abt it .......c police o!!!

hehehe!!!!
Vj in trouble.
Ogom in action
Oya provide dat purse b4 wat happened somewhere in d thick forest of otumbulu during d military regime happens 2 u .

prolifikVj:
My dear...am way too short to have the words to express my shock!!

Choi !!!!!!!!
ROTFL

prolifikVj:
Am short for words!!

Say what!!!!!
...Sips coffee... But that's none of my business

kempreze:
Story story story.
Akuko na egwu Mike Ejeagha part 2.
u go fear naa

...And Kempreze comments...

prolifikVj:
Chei! This guy u won't kill me!!
When my ba3 is about going flat! That would be killing o!

U need to have heard Queen's voice on fone...
"Vj, please just tell me...is... my... name.. on the list?!
I never imagined her stammering!

Choi!!!! C analysis.
U guys needed 2 c d way I hurried 2 go get airtime just 2 call dis dude.
Kai! I fell so flat 4 this sha!!! *covers face*


Anyways e don haappen. VJ not leading. Still 1-1

Artery:
Ensure you do it when you're sure his battery is very low _about to go off. It'll have greater effect.

oooh yea!!!! Lol. Tnx 4 dat tip .
He shud be scared

Artery:
Hmm...you're welcome back o. The thread was almost being overrun by scammers. ProlifikVj calls them viruses...lol.

Thanks dear!!! We are happy 2 c,God bless u, Amen!

And VJ just played a fast one on me now
So its 1-1 now abi. Issokay!!!!
U can't imagine how many things I did in few minutes,where my mind travelled to.
Mehn!!!! The power of adrenaline.
Prolific VJ expect a better come back oh

Artery:
Hahaha... LOL @threadlord. Na you and queenlord na. Why you think say she get "lord" for her name?

ROTFL!!!
Artery we need you here oh.
We are back now!!!

prolifikVj:
They're all busy making ram suya

oboy!
They av left d thread 4 me and u oh. Oya na till d list show or until u guys halla. Vj I don live u oh!

Happy Eid-el-kabir celebration to all our muslim friends.
Where is everybody na

ogompaul: no wahala

Ogom I sent u a mail. Did u get it?

prolifikVj: Eugeezy Eugeezy! You're lucky you're already a med student...someone lost his admission 20years ago for playing a fast one on me!

Seriously though, does jamb upload ones admission status?

yes they do but that will be after the skul sends the name of admitted candidates

prolifikVj: G, na me u dey laff abi!
Eugeezy u got me right there man...one zero!

I smell tears

ROTFL . I av been patiently waiting 4 who will fall 4 this
I was so close 2 checking dis morning buh I
just knew eugeezy was pulling our leg.

Kai.... Eugeezy Diaris God oh
Happy Independence Nigeria!!!
God bless Nigeria!!!
Happy new month fellow NLanders!!!

ogompaul: Mehn, dat I can't say fir sure tho I heard d names have been sent to Nsuka today. maybe next week or upper week latest.

Fingers crossed then. Tnx 4 d info.

ogompaul: don't worry abt dat buh jas know its d FACT. it's strictly on MERIT. 300 z d Cutoff. the only person who may help if u know dem z d VC nd Registrar.

...and do u know when the admission list will be out?

ogompaul: 10 of us has been offered admission. congratulations yo u guys in advance. if u scored 300 in postume nd had 2'1 in ur ist degree, then u've been admitted. I heard one of those students that scored 300 has 2'2 nd was deprived admission. it's a pity. Mehn, me too, I've to start preparation in tym if I must write again. congratulations once. abt 1 or 2 students dat scored 290 maybe among dem.

Hmm... C authority oh. I really wanna know where all these is coming from!!!

prolifikVj: Do we need an antivirus for this thread?

hell yes . Scammers errywhr

eugeezy: Lol...thanks.
God ll surely bless us all this year.

amin!!!

Artery: Thanks my dear, I'm wishing you same too. We shall all smile.

Amen!

eugeezy: Good luck as you all await the unn supplementary list..
Make una help me thank God o...Unilorin don gimme admission

wow!!! U really deserve it with an award sef.
Congratulations Eugeezy!!!

Artery u are next in line

ogompaul: wow!!!!!! meeeeeehn!!!!!!!!! u guys left me behind. na wa o! my best isn't enough at all!! seems I should jas bone dat interview sef. with all these score I better start early preparation against nxt year. Mtcheeeeeew!!!!!

Don't bone the interview oh!
Finally...Its God that gives admission!
Just do ur part.

ogompaul: forget speculations nd focus on their publicized interview schedule which z tomao for med-surg, health sciences, business administration, law, by 9 a.m
what's ya score @ Queenlord?

300