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One day a Pussy (Vagina) escaped from it's normal position & decided to take a walk around the whole body.

At first she came across the Kidneys and asked "Who are you?" The kidney answered "I am the kidney"

She then moved on & came across the liver and asked."Who are You" The liver replied "I am the Liver"

She then moved on and finally came across the heart & asked the same question "Who are you" The heart replied. "I am the Heart" The vagina then screamed "Ahaaaa! You are the Bustard that I have been looking for" The heart was amazed & asked "But why are you so mad at me"

The vagina replied. "You are the one that goes around falling in love with everyone . and guess what happens? Each time that you fall in love. I am the one that gets bleeped."

TGIF

Wives of nowadays

ALERT!!!

My people be very careful these days... this happened to me yesterday night when i returned home....my face oooooooo i cant believe what just happened to me, Wonders shall never end.I was standing in front of the entrance of my house to open d gate so I can drive in.

Then one woman came and told me that she knows me, that she has met me before.So I was like I can't really recall where and when I met you, anyway, pls remind me.

Then the woman said that she had met me in a conference in Abia State, umuahia, in february to be precise. Oops! Madam, I have never been to Abia State this year was my reply.

Before I could complete the statement, I heard "TAWAI - TAWAI", A very hot slap on my face, if the temperature of that slap was to be measured it will be around 200¤c.I felt so confused, at first I thought the slap was from a man, I looked behind her to see if there was another person behind her, but there was none.I tried to ask her what I have done, I was trying to apologize, sorry Ma for not recalling your name.

'Tawaii!' the hot slap came the second time . Jeez!I couldn't bear it any longer. I regretted not releasing my dogs in the morning.I held the woman's shirt and started pulling her as am pulling your legs now.Kaiiiii!

Una too like gist oooooooo. See as una dey serious dey read am!.

Good night

damiso: So if you were not fasting nko

it will be 3times that size

Efemenaxy1: Are you really? Methinks that food portion of yours is tiny.

exactly......very tiny

I am fasting today

edwife: ,maybe nearer than you think.

i give up

edwife: Shhhhh!

Let just say,I "angel mode"

angel mode

edwife: Yeah right!

Surprise?

yesssssss

oya spit

edwife: After drinking Efes and cappy juice at HSBC Premier Lounge Ataturk all alone (hopefully),you bring nothing for me.

Ok,let see.

hmmmmmmm

it wasn't me

rebella: Me too, I am ph's first daughter, that's why he is getting special discount, else e suppose drop 5 mill... Evoque here I come.
U can get him a Ps4 if he doesn't have one already.
R231, I am supposed to be asking you, a whole big man like you. Anything for the girls?

ladies first

LyndaRoyce: You should've as well suggest I get him a wife!

that will be great as well just make sure its not sugar mummy

LyndaRoyce: Onyeoshi ooo
You wanna dupe a PH 1st son!
Odeebee pay to her @ya peril

Love u too PH boy!

Hello room!
My Godson will be 15yrs old tommorow, I want to get him a worthy present but I'm lost of what to buy thus seeking ya'll opinion.
I thought of getting him a "vasashe"(abi na wetin dem dey call am sef,this trending leather-like shirt;very common among the guys but the mere thought of him being beaten and stripped of it by all this malaysian(he school in malaysia) hoodlums has got me standing on a foot.
So what do you guys suggest I get for him?
Replies needed urgently oo, because na tommorrow be the birthday!

get him a car!

rebella: R231 welcome oh

hallo stranger......

anything for the boys

naijababe: Edwife, you don enter one chance

edwife: Shegs don't play ,what did you bring?

Our girls

edwife: I have not been well,i missed you

That's the new pet name you have for me?

We thank God for your trip.

Glad you back

Did you bring anything for your baby?

What happened

Brought the sun, moon and sky with very hot summer

LyndaRoyce: ...

Byvan welcome back!
Damiso... Hope u're good.... Wellicoommee
R231 hope u enjoyed the e_vacation...welcome back!
Hello room!

Over enjoy self lol.

Thank you

edwife: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

So you did not see mentions

How was your trip?

My babyyyyyy

Omalicha1 trip was glorious and blessed
How have u been

bellong: I did already yesterday. My friend said he would take it to the office in Laurel on Friday.


P.S.....Did you attend JOGS?

oh ok

whats JOGS?

who miss me

bellong: r231,

I have a package with my friend at Maryland, USA and want it shipped to Lagos.

How can you help with this and at what cost?

Thank you.

please email the details to sales@midasshipping.com

thanks

bolyjoe: How do I contact your lagos office via phone? My brother wants to drop a phone @ ur laurel office in md?

airfreight@midasshipping.com