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Funny how time flies...

I remember when many Bachelor’s rooms looked just like this... (Only big boys ooo)!

1. One Brown/grey Rug
2. One JVC Video Cassette
3. Lots of Chinese and Indian Video Cassettes on top of the JVC (One or Two Porn/Blue film, hidden under the foam or pillow)
4. One Sony Cassette Player (AIWA CD Sets came much later)
5. One rechargeable Lantern with radio cassette player sitting right on top of the rechargeable-carton.
6. One 12 or 14 inches National or Sony TV Set (without remote control)
7. One old picture of when you were still struggling hanging on the wall with your bongo trouser and your afro hair
8. Curtains (that rarely gets washed) hanging on a wooden curtain rail, where more pictures will hang as soon as you get married.
9. One Holy Picture of Jesus (If you are religious)
10. No Wardrobe, but with a hanging cloth hanger with shoe underneath your cloths
11. One pack of Gold Circle hidden either inside the pocket of a coat that is never worn, or in an old album, in an old shoe... (Guys complete the sentence please)

Ladies, What am I forgetting? ‪#‎Lolz‬

Meanwhile the guy in the picture is a very big boy, he even has a Sega Mega Game Set...

1. Kanye West

With all that creativity in him and multiple sources of income, we’ll say Kanye is Igbo. He’s obviously looking for more investors to load his containers and bring more goods. From the way he treats his bae sef, you’ll know.
https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26230944/Kanye-West1.jpg

2. Beyonce

Queen Beyonce is Ijaw, probably from Bayelsa state. She’ll post a word text on Instagram about the government and oil and all that.
https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26231019/Beyonce3.jpg

3. Kim Kardashian West

Kim Kardashian West is definitely Yoruba. That ass is a living evidence and you need no other evidence.
https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26230948/Kim-Kardashian1.jpg

4. Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj is one of those Urhobo babes that change their names when they hit the jackpot or make it big.
https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26231005/Nicki-Minaj.jpg

5. Drake

Drake obviously looks like one of those fine boy mallams that grew up abroad and came back to Nigeria. Still a Fulani boy
https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26230929/Drake2.jpg

6. Jay-Z

Jay-Z has to be Igbo too. Those lips are the same ones he uses to tell the girls that he will spoil them silly.
https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26230939/Jay-Z1.jpg

7. Serena Williams

All that power at tennis is useful for something else, and it’s not from us you’ll hear it. She’s Efik
https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26231014/Serena-Williams1.jpg

8. Michelle Obama

Michelle is one of our Tiv sisters from Benue state. Roger that?
https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26230953/Michelle-Obama2.jpg

9. Ciara

Ciara is most definitely one of those fine as hell Hausa babes that everyone can’t get enough of. Always slaying!
https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26230925/Ciara1.jpg

10. Future

Because Edo guys are petty as hell, say hello to our Edo brother, Future.
https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26230934/Future1.jpg

11. Barack Obama

President Barack Obama will make brains as a Yoruba man. He was probably one of the demons breaking hearts at a younger age.
https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26231010/Barack-Obama1.jpg


Whose name fits the most?

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