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LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 9:37pm On Jun 10, 2013
princesa: Blame this strange love i feel for him! embarassed


@rap
coincidence my foot.
angry


hello all!

where is my mummy huh
neva mind then.. If u like, believe me
CaptCindie: hey Rap maestro,been awhile
yea. Darling
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 9:54am On Jun 10, 2013
Cuddlemii: Sorry for the delay. I slept off

I am cool Sir. How are you too?

Who invented these titles y'all keep giving me on this section? Ma'am, Aunty, Mummy, Granny and now Godmother! Like seriously? No one should bring out my angry side O. angry
no vex
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:52am On Jun 10, 2013
Xup Hybrid? Waitin 4 u drop sumfin na
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m):
Now.. These
>
its hilarious, he's even dissing wit his moniker/
Junior,.. U'll talk flows when u've seen d 'pissing of ur mummy's pal'/
but watch it/
Maestro might be wack but wouldn't spit a bore sh?t/
while u'll neva get there.. Cos, i could hospitalize u wit my core spit/
btw.. Know that.. Except u've failed ur exams..
That's when u'll say ur teacher 'tore scriptz'/
i've gat the ball... So, u p.u**ies should scamper...
Or u'll have a sore clitt/
Junior & Mikus.. Bunch of useless faggs/
wit the teeth.. Like dinosaurz in dat film, amusement park/
take to ur heel... Cos i'll engulf u in my inferno/
ll get u weeds... Cos if'd get u beef, u'll lose ur teeth like herbivorous buffallo/
and still sexily devour u..
F**k f.ore-play, cos i meant, carnivorous mullatto/
stup.id bi.tch wit flows/
ain't surprised.. Cos d way i've rammed u/
u've lost ur pu**y's tightness..
And strike ur heart so u'll hav a 'cupid stitch with coal'/
Mikus, lemme ask u..
If this 'pupil's d.1ck be gud'/
then, u're a d.1ck rider.../
Mikus Jnr..
Say hello to ur dead bro/
cos if he ever reveal himself.... I'll paint him wit bullets of lead, foe/
and leave u burnt witout recognition... Even ur beard, too/
that's even if u have..
Cos, i knw dis dude ain't matured yet/
ur lines and verse are weak.. Even u're frail like ill nurtured vet/
i don blow wit d weirdest boom... Datz cos wit ma hot barz.. I punctured death//
yea..
Made top10 in NL.. Ask firestone../
maybe cos i bask in firestone/
and increased dead bodies in Matyr's Tomb/
Maestro strap a shoulder bomb/
so dat... If peepz walk shoulder-high and glow wit pride... I'll Send dem to coma cos i'm not known to murder dumb/
dis bastardz shouldn't brag.. Cos i effed and leave their mother numb/
also have ur sister's leg apart.. And ur brother's thumb/
call me d rap ritualist/
cos d way.. I shatter bones and rip arms carelessly... U'll thnk ama bad spiritualist/
they're topping... Yea, dey do?
At the intruder's list/
but.. They'll get punished according to law...
Send em to forest of no-return to meet wit buddha's beast/
declared a state of emergency... So call me d-throner/
cos we don't want kings datz gud at leaving his citizens...
And 1st class in betrayal//
BTW, how do u make up pesin wit pond or wateva u typed up there..?
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 12:13am On Jun 10, 2013
jiraiyas: We r oh
check ur map again
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 12:10am On Jun 10, 2013
jiraiyas: Morning already *rush to check the time*
we are not in 'rushia' na
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 12:05am On Jun 10, 2013
CaptCindie: lol..tnxx,wts happenin here
gud tinz, madam
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 12:03am On Jun 10, 2013
Cuddlemii: that's more like it wink

i am manageable, slightly ugly and not a monster.
gud morning ma'am... How u doing?
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 11:48pm On Jun 09, 2013
princesa: very well she is cheesy
but the son, slowly breaking my heartsad


anyways,

I've got good newscheesy

#brandishes the prized adoption letter and screams!#


'I've got a mother! Ishilove is my mummy!cheesy

#dances azonto#

la la la la la
ishi is my mummy!cheesy


@rap,
please don't spoil my fun sad
why would a coconut head say hi to you, tell me!'
oh! U thought that was 4 u? Sowi 4 u o... Just wanted to make ma presence known then.. It was just a co incidence that u were online den.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 11:43pm On Jun 09, 2013
Yea.. S/O to scriptz, deadlinez e.t.c..
>
oh! Holy sh?t/
dethroned king cumms to claim his kingdom.. Prolly pit/
cos this z our kingdom/
after u've gat ur balls castrated..
U went to get ur p.rick done/
think it not.. Cos this empire ain't for big dumb/
dat hides opponent's comment.. And still claim the deed z done/
f.0.0.l, no creative line/
from me.. But yet, u still spit sour, like u've had a taste of ur native wine/
primitive swine/
time to put u to sleep like a baby..
Call 'diss' a sedative line/
{Mii n biinu}
shout out to real vet/
that sees trouble and stay... U still there?/''YES, we are wit u?'
we've gat our right, u know/
we ain't pant.. But we tight, u ho/
intelligent wit lines and bright, u foe/
while we roar at fight, u purr/
stup.id.. U've even gat a 'boss'/
ain't surprised though..
U must be transporter, but for Ibime, u still wash the floors/
angry, dat i could break and squash the f00l/
forget.. Waste basket in freezer.. But i'll 'trash him, cool'/
get outta here 'sooka'/
cos avatar.. Don die, what u waitin 4 sucker/
t.it sucker but couldn't even have khim's pus.sy to f**k her/
brawl wit scriptz/
couldn't even pull a draw wit ease/
bringing all ur claw wit sh?ts/
but Scriptz endeavoured to decapitate ur hands and balls..
So dat u wouldn't get to draw wit piss/
bow dude/
or else we'll send u to the outter world..
Scavenging wit vultures.. Shouting, ''Vults, fast, crow is good''/
he'll starve to death.. Then we'll mourn d dude/
yes.. I know u'll say Maestro, as clown, u'll be gud/
but i'll just tell u..
How he pisses me off..
Tell me to wear him turn to gown.... I'll prefer to be n.ude//
LiteratureRe: Endorse Topics To Make The Frontpage by Rapmaestro(m): 11:03pm On Jun 09, 2013
Mynd_44: You can't nominate your own story
you'd have to make an exception bro.. Cos i don't know how to beg solicit for ''pls, nominate ma story 4 FP...'' wtf
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 11:01pm On Jun 09, 2013
princesa: now, on a lighter notecheesy

#flips to the back page#

rap mestro angry

jiraiyassmiley

vanteewink

superbloke embarassed

fishoy cheesy

debayun angry angry

tovot again cheesy

all other greetings remain smiley
if u don't wanna say hi.. Then, don't spoil ma name nick...
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 8:22pm On Jun 09, 2013
debayun: PS: you guys shld nt get me wrong I bliv u all writters r exceptionally gifted human intellectuals am amazed hw a youthful nigerian mind with all d negativity surrounding d country can still put dia immence super imgiinative skills into writing 4 all to understand and b both entertained and intrigued by it
I even gv kudon to those who put dia life experiences into a very wonderful movie script dat r worth millions
Am really proud to b nigerian any time I see all dis.
But truth b told all of u dis writers una shakara too much especially dat proud homo-sapien with d title called moderator YES!! Its u angry mynd666 if u lyk ban me God sees u
Das all grin grin

*waiting 4 d various lashing I will receive takes chair and a bottle of red wine with boli at d side* oya am all ears
madam.. U beta stop ur trash talk.. Dis ain't the complaint thread. BTW, y'all should ignore him/her{debayun}
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 8:19pm On Jun 09, 2013
Larry-Sun:
Now This Is A Very Naughty Way To Seek Attention, Bro/Sis. angry
same thing that goes on my Mynd
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 8:09pm On Jun 09, 2013
Larry-Sun:
I'm Scared Of Long Distance Relationships. grin
ehn?
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 8:08pm On Jun 09, 2013
debayun: Its funny hw u guys took dis issue well I guess as dey say truth is bitter well ama say dis b4 a writer begins postiing on nairaland he shld at least be through with it or even almost through on a manu script b4 u even start posting dat way u can update faster and finish d story quicker
But I feel some of u enjoy d little fame u get prior to d time ur story is makn waves dats y some of u intentionally delay d story under d guise of "ur busy" which most times is nt through u guys shld see reason in what am sayn
Unless u all wanna deny it u will all agree dat there is an iota (not if all) of truth in what I said. Period
madam, u've bn told to write urs na... Abi kini sef? *ur comment dey point at me nah* *WINKS*
LiteratureRe: Endorse Topics To Make The Frontpage by Rapmaestro(m): 8:04pm On Jun 09, 2013
Wanna endorse www.nairaland.com/1207026/love-favour i've almost complete it... I'd like to complete it on FP
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 7:53pm On Jun 09, 2013
princesa: how is it they put it again huh

uhmhuh

huh

huh


yescheesy


'an oil stain on one palm, touches the rest'cheesy

so.......


it's hard to tell the cheaters from the non cheaters cool

phew!


happy Sunday everyone!

Tovot!cheesy

Ishi embarassed

Myndd huh

HBG grin

shugasmiley

Larry cool

debayun angry


love you all grin
can u believe dis? No greetings to Rap Maestro
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 7:52pm On Jun 09, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: Hi, larry and partner
Mynd and partner
Dimples and partner
Princesa and partner
Tovot and partner
Vantee and partner
Fishoy and partner
SuperB and partner
Rap and partner
Jiraiyas and kids
don't have one
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 7:50pm On Jun 09, 2013
Evening peepz
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 11:48am On Jun 08, 2013
Coconut head
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 11:08am On Jun 08, 2013
Larry-Sun:
You Got It. wink
can be easily changed?
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 11:06am On Jun 08, 2013
omoadeleye: Dis story Dan dey dull oo, no ginger again
it seems u don't know where market dey? Go buy Ginger na, infact buy chilli too.. As if u can write half as gud and interesting as this.. I SMH 4 d pesin dat liked that post.. Is it dat easy?
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LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 11:00am On Jun 08, 2013
Larry-Sun:
It's Flexible.
like Rubber? grin
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 10:58am On Jun 08, 2013
MAZI OF SINNERS IS HERE o *POURS NOT SPRINKLE, POURS HOLY WATER IN THREAD*
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 10:57am On Jun 08, 2013
Shugamania: Morning people..
Where's evryone?
Someone shd drag Jiraiyas over here.


@Larry, Who broke ur heart? cheesy
Larry, don't tell me your heart is made of plastic, ceramic or glass
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 10:47am On Jun 08, 2013
*POURS HOLY WATER IN THREAD*
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:45am On Jun 08, 2013
6ixpaq: I ain't perfect but I'm tryna GET THERE,
Scared money don't make money so I got LESS FEARZ,
F.C.T is da playground that grew me CHEST HAIRZ,
Made a lot in my BEST YEARZ and advised 2 INVEST SHARES,
More money more problemz,itz not like STRESS CARED,
All out for da money itz like I'm POSSESSED HERE,
Independant life,I aint GLUED 2 AH LABEL,
2 seedz 2 cater for and put FOOD on DA TABLE,
Get a job is wot my MUM SAYZ,nuff DRUGZ RAIDZ,
But itz like I'm in a bubble and seem UN PHAZED,
Blame Mr Struggle cuz it made ur SON CHANGE,
9 to 5 is how u survive,I wanna LIVE GOOD,
And escape THIS HOOD like Lupe KICK PUSH,
My own yard and land,that is a BIG LOOK,
Set sight on my POSTURE,I'm ready 2 PROSPER,
Da devil asked 4 my soul and I turned down da OFFER!
9ce
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 12:49am On Jun 08, 2013
Whats d time?
*DANCING TO FLAVOUR'S- AKIRIKATA NWANTARIMA, BABY SO FINE* join me o
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 12:47am On Jun 08, 2013
mikuz: Go and sit down . . .
na u make u go sit down.. Silly King

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