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itfreda:
nufin much

Nothing much? okay, give me the few. lol. good morning, petal sprouting Freda.

itfreda:
gud.u

I am well.. Anything for me?

itfreda:
choi!!

Hello ... how are you?

Ksslib:
Ok better. Thought it was something dreary.
No be only tallest. Iam good jare. How you?

I pin o bro.. how was your day sir?

Ebayray:
Lolz.
I can't tell o, its like d more I watch dem, d more d interesting ones comes up

Lol.. at least, one should have left an unforgettable feeling with you.. think jor

SmithRussell:
Boss, this I will argue.. It's natter = chitchat, not chatter..
This was what I got from google about the latter:
chat·ter - /ˈCHadər/
verb
1. talk rapidly or incessantly about trivial (unimportant=senseless) matters.
[/b]noun
1. incessant trivial talk.
2. a series of quick high-pitched sounds.

chatter /ˈtʃatə/
verb
talk informally about unimportant matters.
noun
1. informal talk.
2. a series of short, quick high-power
sounds.

you left out the fact that "chatter" is also a noun. It generally means an informal talk. I used it as a noun and not a verb. does this settle the debate?


NOTE: hold me accountable for the words I use, I will dutifully explain

SwagkingDope:
Gameboy console
Eveving mate

How was the day sir?

I can see my Pukkah, even with blindfolds. how strong is her scent.. uhm!

Ijehk7:
LIVE UR #DREAM #Ijehkarison Lessons from the HEN: 1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them: GOOD PLANNING. 2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movement: DISCIPLINE. 3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding: SACRIFICE and SELF DENIAL. 4. She can sit on eggs from another hen: INDISCRIMINATE and GENEROUS. 5. She sits on her eggs for 21 days, patiently waiting and even if they don't hatch she will still lay eggs again: FAITH, HOPE and COURAGE. 6. She detects unfertilized eggs and rolls them out: SENSITIVE and DISCERNING. 7. She abandons the rotten eggs and starts caring for the hatched chicks even if it is only one: WISE, CONSCIOUS and REALISTIC. 8. No one can touch her chick: PROTECTIVE LOVE. 9. She gathers all her Chicks together: UNITY of PURPOSE. 10. She doesn't abandon her chicks before they mature: MENTORING Live your dreams, one day they shall hatch and you shall see them grow.

Thank you for this Homily. i had an interesting read. i liked .

SwagkingDope:
Pokemon! chai! i play dat game dah year sha! Gameboy days!

Ray360,u dae feel me? u play game dah year sef?

Oga, which game? good evening.

Ebayray:
Lol... Reminds me of someone who is hairy, even when he wears a shirt, d hair still sticks out n shows its head

hahaha...Just my shin and Chest is very hairy. The hotness can be unbearable especially at hot nights.

Tell me the most interesting movie you have ever seen?

SmithRussell:
Amigo, there's some bad news and some good news.. First, the bad news, someone told me that the Waec has stopped issuing new certificates to people as it's being used for fraud.. Then the good news, the same person said sworn affidavits can help.. He said he did it and he's now in 300level in Uniben.. So meaning, an affidavit could suffice,, easier and cheaper... Whoooaa!

hmmm... Be careful of spineless hearsays. Uniben can be crazy. do You want to use Affidavit in place of your WAEC cert?

SmithRussell:
I guess you meant hue and also that thing should be natter not chatter

lol.. A chatter is an informal talk. more like gisting or a chitchat. you can look it up. let's not argue over petty stuff like this. the most important thing is me being understood.

Ksslib:
Lwkmd! Oh boy..

I know some people like dat sha. One of my Tiv friend hair for body be like singlet. It has to do with genes. People in your family are hairy right?

hahaha... yes. Curly hairs. I dare not go coverless, The sight is frightening.

lordkvng:
speak Pidgin..

lol.. my oga, I balance for pidgin o, I Full ground remain. hafana? how area?

lordkvng:
speak Pidgin..

lol.. my oga, I balance for pidgin o, I Full ground remain. hafana? how area?

Ebayray:
Y thank you, I'm always breezy n gay at all times ND you

Y what ? I Am well. my day is going peacefully Amidst the Hurly-burly of city-Life. what did you do today?

SmithRussell:
Boss, I'm kinda getting mixed up about the way you use the word 'fulcrum'.. From my little knowledge in Physics, I know the fulcrum of a lever (simple machine) is the point at which it (the lever) turns..
Help me out with the meaning please.. 'Cause as soon as I saw the word, I thought the were gonna host a scissors or plier making seminar..

Grammar is a substantial body of knowledge where words can be used Denotatively or Connotatively.

The word "fulcrum" was used connotatively in that context to mean "the most important or essential aspect of something" . for example, If I say "Smith is the backbone of this thread" , the word backbone as used in that context means "you are the Pillar or strength of this thread".

I hope I have Broken all Doubts to Smithereens?

Ebayray:
Hw r u doing today @Ray360

oh! Dear, Sweet caramel of honey hues, I am in fine fettle. it's been a while we had a chatter. how are you ?

When the youth in me dies... loading

SmithRussell:
Obrigado senyo, don't mind me, in my last reincarnation, I was female ..

#whispers; he's got a very huge cohonez

Welcome...

SmithRussell:
Amigo, vamos! Please help a brother... Please tell me how you rectified that d.o.b on your Waec certificate.. Don't be like 'em ladies, son.. Show me that you've got a really big cohonez pal, thanks in advance..

You keep hitting me with an answered question. I have given you my answer. I did it in Lagos, the Rigmaroles might vary according to states. 10k, Original birth certificate and 1 year wait is all you need. if it's May/June exam, Go back to your former school for rectification. But if the exam is Nov/Dec (G.C.E) , Then go directly to WAEC office and be ready to wait for 10 or 12 Months.

RobinHez:
and thats why i can't be a poet or writer...dem no dey speak simple english make person understand

*continues screwing laptop panel*

lol.. baba, Not really. it depends on the Intellectual structure of the audience. If I am to present a poem to a group of aged men all living in a rural domain, between the age bracket of 60 - 100, Do you think I will make the poem tepid by using complex words of stark rarity? NO! I would consider my audience to be men on the precipice of senility and as such, use mild words to convey my thoughts. In the same vein, If I am to address A staff of professors and well seasoned men in the field of academia, I might exercise that liberty to use gargantuan words due to the perceived broad mental-capacity of my audience.
So, It depends on the psychological Skills of the writer or speaker to read his audience and know what best suits according to their Mental capacity.

In all, Communication should be the fulcrum of any Verbal trade, I guess that's the pillar on which your point rests. the ultimate!

good day everyone..

TheLostSoul:
Ray, I hate onions when it's not being used for soup/meal/food.




Please, let that go, o? I wouldve have investigated more, but I got the best evidence, which was from the akkused.
She said her motive was to spite me. No matter how you bend the 'challenge', it has a major motive which was to hurt a feeling. I uNderstand her so much, I've seen a lot of kharakters, that's why I'm able to manage issues.
I kommented bekause I respekt you, won't attend to that matter again.


PS, I have no qualms with her. We are kooler than kool....

okay. I rest.

mesoade:
Ion know but the in the post i saw . . Thelostsoul never wished you tragedy ,he was only appreciating your work . .he likes sad stories and you happen to write tragedy so he loved it and commended it and said he wishes you hadn't stop . .maybe he thinks you're a pessimist like him but i guess you're not,you only wrote that while you were sad and you're not always sad

Lol.. I think they both misunderstood each other's text. that's one of the drawbacks of online colloquy, Since we can't see each other, To see the expressions on our faces that back up our words, smileys should fill that void. If both had used a smiley where necessary, The infinitesimal feud wouldn't have ensued.

Jackossky:
welcome MR RAY
*STANDING ON ROBINHEZ BOXER*SALTING

hahaha.. see my boss o! I am sorry for the delayed reply. I was writing something. How are you sir? Wielder of Shakespeare's scythe.

Smh.. A pity. Writers who know their Onion should be well abreast of how words can mean different things in Vast contextual light. "you challenged me" doesn't necessarily mean a confrontation, it can also mean "you spurred or motivated or Inspired me ". Words are vast and can denote different meanings according to their contextual stance or position.

Ksslib:
Whatsup na. What happened?

Just a spill from random thoughts jiggling on the frame of my mind. How are you today boss? tallest among all who stand.

Pukka36:
Wah happened sir?

Nothing my dear, Just Bubbles from boiling thoughts. I have been thinking, bad things have happened to many good people I know. well, I can't question the hand of fate when it swings its wand.


Good day, My Pukkah of Creamy smiles.

Good night ! To every eye that read these words..

Why do Bad things always happen mostly to good people?