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BATified2023:
Nigerians n how they react to issues

This is just an harmless joke, people joke about it virtually all d time

Personally left to me I don't see it as a big deal

'A' HARMLESS JOKE.

And I see your yeye Tinubunomic tautology at the end.

Whoever hires you people for Tinubu's PR on here needs a sack!

9jatriot:
You non de listen to global news? Are they also run by APC?

Global news kee you dia.
How many oil producing countries get minimum wage wey fit only buy 50 litres of its own crude?

How many get citizens wey dey provide dem own basic amenities in a country that impoverishes them on the daily?

Tata boys. What do they know!

Patnome:
All clubs are doing it . Just that city own was much

If I take 5 Naira and you, like this administration, dey siphon in billions and trillions, which one dey dabaru lives pass?

Tjra:
Na clergy like this Onaiyekan and Prophet Ayodele dey make people insult Christianity.

You leave the gospel one side dey support a politician like Obi.

No ooo, actually na your Tinubu dey make you think you tata boys fit dey insult God's own and go scott-free.

Una go know when una know.

Bluna:
We all know you are indirectly rooting for Peter Obi. You are a partisan priest sir. I hope you're not expecting people from other divides to respect you. A no-regard for a partisan priest looks justified in this instance.

Why the thing come pain you laidis.

You're not even a christian.

Let those who are catholics worry aboit their Archbishop.

Not you!

Burob:
The same Supporters that u say yes Sir to when u see them abi?

That one na your people o.

Me and mine no dey do zombie things.

Shey people wey hunger and poverty don wolor

Abaziaka:
The dumbest set of people sometimes are Trump supporters

I don't agree because that award unanimously goes to Tinupoo's supporters.

Ebenezer2021:
everybody on this forum knows that guy is a joke

The guy na baba werey

Sonofgod1990:
I staked arsenal to win yesterday with q
11 million naira

Indeed you did

Sonofgod1990:
Man United just take style useless. How you see dis ticket
Make I cash out¿

Rich man wey dey stake with 5 tasan

kpankpangolo:
“On a wheelchair” is correct. Do you sit on a chair or in one?

Distinction : We are talking about a wheelchair here. A chair that's got arms and encloses you.

You sit IN a wheelchair not ON it.

Flesh10:
Na so I got carry 25m say I dey do UK visa last year...

I never fancied that japa stuff but my friends that went were mounting pressure for me to come. I applied, did everything then it was time to apply for visa I just stayed back thinking.

So I will carry this 25m to process visa and still be owing these people school fees and will have to work and wash nyash all in the name of Japa... I thought about it and just changed my mind...

I moved the bulk of that money into MMF and started getting 350k interest every month, I left it there to compound and in my mind assumed that I lost the money.


I continued working in naija, my friend saw me as mumu but who cares. Run your race I run my race.

Fast forward to this year, I have doubled that money because I kept moving 60% of my earnings into it and still have some savings left for emergency funds. Aside my earnings, mmf alone pays me about 800k monthly in interest which I still allow to compound and not touch it.


Fast forward to my friends, everything has died down, they are no longer fuzzy about me not joining them but when we talk I notice they keep complaining of no time to rest, tax this tax that and one even had to pay £10,000 to get COS to remain in UK after his previous company was terminated. He paid to get a new certificate and according to him that was over 70% of his savings in pounds then I asked how much he earns monthly and he reluctantly said £2,800 or £3,200 max if he does over time... From that £3,200 he said rent alone takes about £500 because he shares with his brother.

Council tax about £130, utilities, transport feeding etc. He sha said at the end he is left with about £2000

A substantial sum but he said the pressure from home and other eventualities further reduces the money

Now, here's one Nigerian who defo has his head on a swivel.

Way to go, brah. 👍

Stay in your darn country!

Stop giving these thieving colonisers the wealth you struggled hard to make in Tinupoo's Nigeria.

You're never gonna be rich doing care jobs. Heck! Dia own people sef don baff?

And you can go on deceiving yourself about getting a professional job in the UK when your degree was made in Nigeria.
You go learn wetin no good about high quality systemic racism .

Don't take my word for it o. E no kuku matter say I dey here dey see am with my korokoro eyes.

Back don break, legs don go (sciatica) but account red sibesibe as taxes/bills dey chop am whilst credit card dey corner dey scream, 'Kai mana!"

Believe at your own risk o, that your UK friend or family gassing things up.. It's a much harder place than most people would wanna describe it.

"In a wheelchair", not on it nitori oloun.

Nairaland mods ehn!

fergie001:
Jerry Eze programme don worsen everything, chai

Thank God.... I am on a decade break...thunder fire all of una there.

Thunder fire who?

Jerry Eze followers abi United?

The crashout no be here

greatiyk4u:
Where exactly in the North, here in the North East, they are the key business owners and players

Yes, with stolen money that could have benefitted the average Northerner.

Keep celebrating thieves you hear!

tnerro1:
You take subsidy savings and give it to the governors and tell the masses to hold the governors accountable, the only problem is that they all belong to the ruling party or support the president, so EFCC and ICPC can’t question them on what was done with the subsidy savings. SO THAT IS THE PROBLEM

What a terrible president that fraud is.

You knew subsidy was the one thing on his mind when after forcing his way to the Presidency his first move was to remove the darn thing.

Na the money enter eim eye - no plan whatsoever. When renowned social commentators like Jimi Disu and the late Rotimi Sankore say, " Let's make government unattractive", na because of politicians like Tinubu, who only go dia because dem see money - not necessarily to better the lives of the citizenry.

Look what a disaster he's turned Nigeria into!

Parachoko:
A Free and Fair Election was held in 2023, the Agulu Fraud lost

I don't know if it's just me but as soon as I read this overwashed 'Agulu' insult from you Tinubu boys, I just scroll down to the next sensible comment

Get creative for once.

I wonder what Trevor Noah sees in that jungle that made him quit the Daily Show.


I bet man is regretting it now as he recently has begun holding most of his podcasts in the US.

Trying to get away from his country people's iberiberism eh?

Leeds are on 5 yellow cards.

Banking on them getting a red before the 90.

chicfarmer:
We bought Guimaraes for moments such as these. COYG!!!

He's got no choice but to deliver.

Man is a captain's captain.

A born leader!

Patnome:
You are a fake arsenal fan

Just because Leeds scored, you started saying things not worth an arsenal fan to say

All these yesterday fans

If na Tinubu now, watch Seunsmg kpai on eim mata.

Anyway nothing wey stomach infrastructure no fit do sha.

Imagine Arteta dey pay am?

Bruno!

Earning his pay!!

We still have to win this.

We are playing on hometurf for heaven's sakes.

OgaRico:
Imagine Aliko Dangote had bought arsenal instead of building his Refinery.

Shey Tnubu for find another capitalist go run him yeye Tinubunomics with

TheStoriesOfMan:
I talk am ooo
I talk am ooo

Na 70mins game dey end.

Bahamas95:
If Arsenal win now you go change mouth; You'll say Arteta is the best coach in the world.

Without doubt he is the best coach in the league today.

That said, e no mean say baba no still get alot to learn for this game.

See Eze wey suppose don hold up that LW spot especially now that Tzolis is out, is sat on the bench while Noni onigbakugba cosplays that position today. I weak o. All these UK Naija non-chalant boys.

At 9, Kai wey just recovered from injury nails his spot and Gyokeres for all his heroic in the Nations League is back on the bench


Arteta ehn

givedemwotowoto:
Lagos builder propaganda has evaporated, people have seen Tinubu for the failure he is.

Aso Rock has been in panic mode for a while now over the heightened awareness and eagerness of Nigerians to participate at the polls.

Their disinformation and voter apathy campaigns have failed.

People are mobilizing and demonstrating eagerness to participate in the polls.

Tinubu has realized the governors are no use to him, that was a failed strategy.

If voter turnout reaches 50%, Tinubu is gone like the wind, no question about it.

He and Buhari did their phantom legacies a huge disservice by forcing themselves to run Nigeria.


Now, we see their empty lies. We see them for the failures that they really are.

No hiding place for Tinubu o. He's played his hands for all to see!

IAM4BAT4plus4:
Imagine Nigerians sha!





You guys complain about hardship and the President swiftly responds by giving freebies on fuel ⛽ price, but instead of you to appreciate the kind gesture of the President, you are still spewing rubbish 😡




No matter your hipocrisy, PBAT is your President till 2031...


TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

At least learn to first spell 'hypocrisy' correctly before P-RAT begin rule your home from 2027 to 2031.