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Beware of Legitlayo

That 419 lamoshuanger doctor

LWKMD ,the only lamoushuanging Doctor.....you forgot to add " Punny Specialist"

Ipinlaxy:
reeky this is anu from group aw far with u are u now in town ? My phone was stolen dat y av nt bn online say me well to evrybody in group .

ANU ,....we've missed you man ...quote me with your number lemme re-add you to the group. ..I'm still in Lag oo

Morning guys. ..waiting on this clearance, darn! Taking too long

Wooing competition! ! ...For real now!? ?

LEGITLAYO:
Reekado, IDGAF, GideonG, Duke59 and I legitlayo are interested
.
Lemme upload my picture...

Some people say I look like trey songZ

see this my broda ooh, me Don repent ooh

Who has been cleared here?. ..Anatomy guys are being cleared already.. .guess it's coz theirs starts with the Letter A.

Temmi001:
Lesson from tonight's Rap diss.



Take cue from Kaybeeeee's improvement tonight, Like our President, Buhari, he never gave up. Rather, he went ahead to improve himself. Thus, becoming better!


Always work on yourself, one day, just one day, you'll get there.

Papilo. ..one day, I know say u go make us proud

yungmil2:

Time up Time up
Ousmanye vs Kaybeeeee
there will be a re-run
tomorrow - from 9pm
...
goodnight
no future derailing of the thread with diss dish
till tomorrow night
sleep tight you all
..
although low turn out of views and Likes

now u get my point.. .abstract shiiit don't impress em viewers ..witty liners are what impresses pple

haywhy911:
lol.come back here jor. U want use this as an excuse to escape Kaybeeeee's hot streak

packing for resumption. ..I was here for 3 days straight sir ....if I wanted to run I think I would have

Kaybeeeee sounds good tonyte tho. ..I hope he can Flo and not flop on a real M.I.C

haywhy911:
Boss,u mean 'game growth'?

no I didn't. ."growth game" it is.. .this is hip-hop sir not Fuji-DanceHall

Make I run before e break my head

yungmil2:
lol
it is not just about how long it is
but the mad deep punches
...
kaybeeeee is doing great
with time - he will get there

take note of the word "deep" ...Boizgrammz's was wayyy afloat I bet you can't point out up to 2 ,dope Lines you saw.

Kaybeeeee:
Diss reply

Ion need to be famous tru diss cus hav been famous since d age of six
My girlfriend dnt roll wit broke ass nigga
Who cant afford to buy data plans
This is a shame
I read thru ur lines and all I see is lame
U got no game,I will knock u straight outta da mainframe
I'll make u shiver maybe even quiver cus defeat is all I deliver
My flows ar hard and I won't choke
I can drop any lines without a smoke
Give me a beat anytime u please
I scare u so bad u keep trembling on ur knees

Your lines ar so out-dated
My flows ar so updated
I'll hit u so hard u ll become decapitated wit one single line u haven't captivated
You ain't rulling me,dat ll be totally absurd
Stop wit all ur gossip cus u ar still gonna worship me
I m prepared,m just one man army
I m ahead of d game,now no one can harm me...


***Drop mic***
cc:
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Khassy
Duke59
Haywhy911

Kaybeeeee is on fireeeeeee!
Your growth game impresses me hommie ,Nice One

Ousmayne:
no offence bro... Youre not in any position to tell me about cr8tivity and originality...
Typing and spitting are two different things..
When it comes to anything audio, from diss to cyphers.. U dont stand a chance like oscar pistorious...

Like i said earlier, its been long i did this so im doing it to entertain u guys here.. Im fully into making musics, we can hang up in a studio to freestyle during resumption lets see who the rookie is!

I freestyled last in years as well. ..u said it all. ." Typing and Spitting ain't the same".
Doing this for my pple expecting the 2ndList just to douse their tension and anxiety. ..it's not like we ge'in paid or something.
A beat changes it all. ..ah Zero to a Hindered real quick with it.
And u can tell I'm a CRAZY Drake fan as well...Diss and cyphers ah got that 100
I can go laid back too.
Nice fella u seem homeBoy

yungmil2:
boigrammz is still top charting
cc ousmayne

see corruption ..PDP family dem ...kindly count the "DISS-es" unbiased next time ...I honestly think Kaybeeeee should be leading.. And Boizgrammz leading from bottom

Kaybeeeee:
My bad
U know wen d flow ar over coming
I just can't control so it contradict
Anyway dats for dat

Kaybeeeee nice one bro

If you have any idea how much hostel fees for this year would be and when the portal'll be opened . ..kindly quote me please

Ousmayne:
what kaybeeeee dropped was dope!

And your last diss at me was bullshit.. U tried to introduce personals but you flopped.. Before you use personal make sure its correct and connects well..

c'mon its a rap battle and not a comedy show.. Stop playing around and kick metas and punches..

the viewers aren't hip hop critics ..Typing isn't same as Rapping it ...carry your audience along ...They can't understand abstract shiiit you dropped ......Studio battle for resumption ...you've gotta learn CREATIVITY n ORIGINALITY. ..both you're lacking

Kaybeeeee:
Diss at Reekado

I take a break, now everyone thinks they got skill
that is until, I drill their grill, and fill the bill and am on fire like ozil
That’s right the champ is back and you better believe
Messing with me is a sure way to end up deceased
I'm the one that makes up new rules just so I can break them
We break rules SUG can't fvck wit us
This games haa been flipped, all yall’s status has been stripped
Thought you had your moments but they
were mine all along

Watch the ladies lose their thongs cus of my tongue
I make your girl too wet, wetter than the Mediterranean Sea
So think you got rhymes BT all I see is whines
lemme introduce myself,
I'm the guy that take fake emcees down like west ham taking Chelsea down d table
My lines ar so tight like a body hug
Ain't rolling wit niggas from d smug
I leave nigga breathless like an asthma patient

I’m killing this, milling this, drilling this, my
mission is to make the millions and dont stop bringing in the
dollar bills.
So much murder thrill, All these haters i slaughter
still.
And y’all know it's till death row before this baller
chills.
I’m kinda done killing wack rappers.
Coz they like cars on fast lane wit flat tyres.
Lyrical restrictions as i wrap their mouth wit
barbed wire
I’m both cool and hot like a mild fire.

This fakers make me picture a bull in the toilet
coz they bullshitting too much.
Get back to making sense, u ar trash spitting too much.
I’m so prepared like the scout even when in sleep
I’m so guilty 4 murdering these fake emcees
I go hard 2 da top even a depressed elevator cant decline me
This is a fucking freestyle, i just gave out my
style free.
I drive you nuts with my swag like I’m a fucking
car.
Allow me to brag sucker because I’ve earned it.
You were saying so much crap so i had to end it.
I'm high like khassy who smoke two wrap of jamaican weed
I got millions of dudes aspiring to be like me.
I got minions, all girls, wanting to sleep with me,
I’m done dissing, guess it’s time to start
Kissing
I’m the boss but i ain’t talking about reeky
I break your legs and use em as a walking stick
Fake nigga sticking around me BT u ain't ma click

Killing suckers, call em motherfuckers, that’s
my theme
That’s because
I try to get bolder, they try to hide me in a folder.
But i moved over and got the paper like i told ya.
You’re so boring with the mic, damn, I’m still
dizzy.
This is just a freestyle, i did in a low key.
Now your legs are shaking like you’re daddy
showkey.



***Drop mic**

cc:
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Khassy
Boizgrammz
Mzlarem
Temmi01
DharmyYinks
Haywhy911

lwkmd Rotfl. ..bruh this is whack honestly ....try read it yourself after typing ....."I'm the boss, I ain't talking about Reeky"..for real? ..So Reeky is a boss now ..giving your opponent lines to diss you with yourself

PS: I don't go back to my vomits . 1 chance only

GIYAZZ:
Check this out yo!


My mind was in an astral plane when I wrote these
bars/ bearing a deleterious card and a mind-
blowing cause/
To bring an impetuous war like the Trojan Horse/
so I spit with no remorse as I flow this verse/
Rhymes more detrimental than a goon with a
heavy-metal/
One sentence renders your mental a slave to the
instrumental
forged from the rhythm in these marvelous lines/
My name is G'iyasara and I'm a murderous type!/
I'm sicker than a prophet of God tryna get a lady
Psychic laid/ getting you bïtches fücked for fun like
a side chick's fate/
As you read this your brain explodes into a
thousand pieces. . . and the knowledge released. .
. travels through a seismic-wave!/
900,000 years before Christ's existence, I existed/
Was meant to be evicted by alien forces but I
persisted/
And fought back gallantly and valorously with
amours/ of metaphors I created when the world
was without form!/
The bars I spat morphed into a sperm and formed
the god, Uranus/
And I cursed the moon to wander at night for
being a daily ignoramus!/
It's evident, my rhyme schemes are ethical and
incredible/
Leave a biter needing medicals, my ink's a deadly
chemical/
You worry about your biceps and feed your
mentality with Telemundos/
While my mindset is wider than the space between
Earth and Pluto/
Sharper than the lethal molars of a predator
Aligator/
Gladiator, elimanator, imitator terminator/
I got a thinking catalyst engraved in my brain
sector/ that's why I can write a thousand songs in
23 seconds/
Now you wonder why I'm yet to be signed to a
label?/ they said my mind was not stable/
Cos I told them i practiced my eating manners on
a periodic table!!/
In 046 we make Choruses from the site of a horror
scene/
And if a demon possesses our kids, the devil
asked for Apologies/
On a mic surface/ I spit easy but rhyme complex/
And the tune of my voice attracts and invites
forces/ from asomatous worlds/
to come witness me spit these lethiferous puns/
It's a fact, i ain't tryna be humorous, punk!/
And be cautious, my lyricism is venomous and
noxious/
I could kill y'all poachers by spitting in my sub-
conscious/
I am the aftermath of a million collided energies/
hunted by a zillion supernatural martian enemies/
I eloped and found refuge on earth for centuries/
So i am not a human being, this being is just my
undercover concealed identity!!!!

you're aren't a Unilorite. .get the fuckOutta here
I just checked your dp and you're my Dog's height

Ousmayne:
Diss at reekado...

*grabsMic*

Real dawgs been balling and kicking right from the womb, if reekado dare kicks? He'll KICK THE BUCKET !

*crowd cheers.. ( mzlarem temmi001 and em girls be screaming we love you)
*
*
*
Thas was the intro.. Now hell fire flows..

See im super sonic with the Uzi, i spare WEAKLINGS NOT /
cvnt, what do you do for a living? KISSING BUTTS /
you claim to be a rider right? Im sure you ride dicks and EVEN C0CKS /
*crowd screams Jesu Christy*
*
*
with blood am SCRIPTING THIS /
i commit 1st degree murder with 16 DISS/
hold on, shala ju hi lo do hi fa!? U dont understand right? Then learn how to SPEAK INDIES /

b1tch you putting on diapers, how could you drop shits!? /
im flooding, i be breaking banks, you cant stop it /

*head block*

lemme finish eating then ill drop the heavenly punches..

*everybody scream, dope dope dope, we want more, we love you*

i love you too


cc
reekado
duke59
temmi001
idgaf
mzlarem
khassy
akjwyzepal
dharmyyinks
gideong
kaybeeeee
haywhy911

Dafuq. ..With blood you're scripting this? /
Well I think you're soaked in Piss/
All that I can say is, none has improved in a bit/
Been gone for a minute, but its same wack shiit /
You see rap ain't force, you just gotta have the Gift/
okay Lemme come down to you level now/
You see my friend, this a freestyle u gotta be creative now/
Nice 1st line but youre a liitle whack to think i'd turn my back/
When i could run through your existence like Usain Bolt on a track/
okay ,Cooked up shiit. Originality is what you lack/
This ain't the place, u needed not have run this race/
That's why u NEVER crossed from ANATOMY to MEDICINE in the first place/
Oh wait.. It ain't time yet to cover your face/
I'll probably kill, fry you and serve everyone in this place/
I hear you live iN ABJ n your internally Diss-Placed( displced )/
I hear you also change names(monicker)/
Ion wanna hear you Defeated and then u throwing blames/
Bring your whole household, I'll burn y'all in flames/
I hear u stay with ur uncle, your family don't have a house/
Walking around town like you some aimless mouse/
Okay I get it, you can't afford MB right? /
I understand, I really understand your plight /
Sleeping from bridge to bridge everynight/
Don't comeback here with wacky lyrics thinking u put up a fight/
Youre microscopic ..I don't see you when I walk pass/
Explains why you find yourself in GP-3rd class/
Okay I came out here expecting that you brought your fire/
But these wack lines would make Buhari wanna retire /
Okay for a first time, I wouldn't really murder you/
Since you change often, I'll let you comeUp with another you/
I got your life-span I'm my hand, and it has start to Slack/
I'm on my Drake state of mind, I'm going Baaack to Back.. ..I'm going Baaack to BackBack


IDGAF
YOUNGMILIO2
KHASSY
DUKE59
MZLAREM
TEMMIOO1
DHARMYYINKS
ET AL. ..

duke59:
damn!!!!!!!!!!!!
8/10
Dope
Reekado where u @ u've just been hit hard

Oyah u urself quote one line that is "HARD" to you from all that Essay ...Boizgrammz nor make me waste MB oo ...I was expecting PUNCHLINES ...not impressed one bit

Quick Advice. ..Diss ONLY someone you know you can defeat.. To avoid SKIIBI- ;Dlization

Quick Advice. ..Dissolved ONLY someone you know you can defeat.. To avoid SKIIBI- ;Dlization

Kaybeeeee:
Diss at Akswispal

Your lines are so lyricless
Like ur moniker so meaningless
Your raps ar so flowless
My lines ar speechless
I wil slay u merciless

Am trying to dissect ur sent to hell punchline BT all I get is wack
Am killing u and sending ur remains to d pit of hell
I'm too scary for the children so lock up ur house
I'll chase u down worse than cat and mouse
I got so much flows I will take ur spouse
This is the game
weaklings u better run
Ama shoot u down wit ma lyrical gun
Do all dat wit a smile cus am just having fun
My raps ar newly found
and wen am done wit u,u will be wheelchair bound

cc:
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Khassy
Duke59
GideonDG

Guys are vexing today. ..I'm so loving this

Kaybeeeee:
Diss at Boizgrammz

When I hear d name boizgrammz
Am like who is dis clamz
Ain't slowing down cus I ball on 32gige of ram
My punchline ar weigh 1000 gramme
I will slaughter u like a salah ram,ain't eating haram
I will burst ur brain like boko haram
Am a grammarian ain't speaking in tonguez
I'll come down to ur level cus ur I.Q is 0.5
Go meet double gee to re-programme ur raps
U ar feeling me,nigga u a fan
U ar pain in da a.s.s like a menstral cramps

Ma greatest hideout is d top cus u will never get there
If hating is a job,then u won't be jobless as u ar
If I see u on d street ima greet u wit "hi hater"
Now its time to put d best of your skills in gear,cus i will be known in d history book as da slayer......

cc:
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Khassy
Duke59
GideonDG

Oshayyy that's my SKIIBI guy

My dear viewers. . Hit Like to welcome SKIIBI (kaybeee) from the dead

Kaybeeeee:
boizgrammz Reekado Akywzypal on death row

Oshaayy. .Back from the Dead ....SKIIBI dat

Akjwyzepal:
checks typing...

Oshaayy...One challenger detected

zyhon96:
Am the BUS/BOSS man ain't no BRT//
My haters them fail even say na CBT//
my money is long till infinity //
My dream is big its got magnanimity /
They call me for friendship i want enemity/
Don't wanna see you get out of my viscinity/
Money long pipelines can't contain it/
Am so fly airlines can't convey me/
I run this race call me a racist/
Pull up in your club with a new mercedes/
I get millions on a regular basis/
Got many chicks you still playing with babies /
Ama black guy but don't call me hades/
All these rappers wey still dh wear pampers/
Worry not ama gon change ur diapers/
I no go send you you dh my draftbox/
I no go send you even if u b my houseboy/

Ousmayne khassy Reekado GideonG Mzlarem IDGAF yungmilio2 haywhy911 dtunj akjwyzepal (ur moniker na wa o) make una cum outsyd make we rap small na

Nice Essay. ..but it's Diss Punchlines we're searching for


5/10 <<

My people. ..My People ..Hit Like if you want me to Battle ...Hit share to judge

...Cc: Ousmayne (Boizgrammz)

NOT FOR TGE FAINT HEARTED!!!


8PM IS SHOWWW TIME


ROUND 1:

(IcePrince Zhyon96 VS Akjwyzepal (HellFire Lines )





Typin in church. ....
I Don pray for 4givness already