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Clerverly: I visited this awkward Church sometime in 2005. What my eyes saw, Oh my goodness! That place was more or less a regimented military camp
Some of the observations were;
-_Do not sleep while the service is going on or you will be rewarded with 2 dirty slaps by weird-looking-ushers.
-You must lie down whenever t "His Holiness" faces your side in course of his preaching.
-The choirs look more or less like the Muslim Ulmas with their unusual dressings.
-Whenever "Oti mbodo mbo" (as he was intermittently called by the followers) goes to recharge his miracle working sword he was holding, all heads must bowed and eyes closed.
The altar resembled a complete shrine with its accessories.
- Everybody came with a bottle of "Eva" branded bottled water including yours sincerely, we were forced to "down" it at one or two gulps
- He claimed he was Jesus incarnate sent by God to fulfill the scripture. At one time he claimed they were twins.
-Each church member is assigned minimum of two able- bodied-scary-looking-ushers to maintain discipline
- The church fence was so high that even you use microphone to call for help. no one would hear you.
-Intermittently the members address with funny names like- Papa Uwa n'ile, Oti mbodo mbo, naked wire, Ejima Jesus, His holiness, apu na anwu etc.



-The church service started by 10;pm, and those that did not make by then were locked outside till morning.
-The offering time lasted for 5 mins and those that delayed were turned back to their seats, cos according to them, His holiness was not a beggar.

If all these is true...govt agencies should pls storm the church and level the place...crimes against humanity must surely abound there oh!!!

This thing is so painful...I am a doctor and I realise the number of years of training and effort put in, to be snuffed out like that...I am speechless. I have worked in the north, katsina to be precise and the day I decided to leave was when I returned home and saw the gateman and cleaner inscribing some arabic symbol on my wall...I questioned them and they laughed and said it just means 'allah is great' (all the gatemen, cleaners and water fetchers are them yu'll know this already).I left after a week...this was just after the 2011 elections. Now I know better...that's what bokites shout when carrying out their devilish acts!the north has the worst health indices...polio,cholera,lead poisoning...etc.

How would dey have escaped...their security men were most likely abokis who would just open the gates and say allah arkbar!!!then move aside...I have said it always...I left the north because of this very thing...if it doesn't happen now it will happen later...southerners are easy targets not to talk of foreigners...stay in the north at your own peril, for my friends still there,make it out alive please. how many years of training cut off by illiterates in a region with the worst health indices ever...please any southerner still there,THAT is SUICIDE...leave and God will help you to a fresh start...for my northern christians WE pray For You!!!

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pray he recovers fast...

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Well I have read all the news in the papers and other media and its shocking !!!and while I condemn the act..the news was blown out of proportion ...I work in the police clinic port harcourt and I treated james ameh and all he had were serious bruises,chest pain and a bite to his hand...no spinal cord injury or paralysis...he is still on admission because of the awareness of the incident ...meanwhile the six other guys are already in police net and set for trial next week after investigations...please the press should be truthful...I read with disbelief all I saw in the dailies...he had his bath and ate by himself...he is ok and those guys are set to be punished...fullstop!

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Plus this is ma first post since joining nairaland for about 4 years, all errors are not intentional, thanks