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princepeter566:
I told my son, "You will marry the girl I choose."
He said, "NO!"
I told him, "She is Bill Gates' daughter."
He said, "OK."
I called Bill Gates and said, "I want your daughter to marry my son."
Bill Gates said, "NO."
I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO of World Bank."
Bill Gates said, "OK."
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, "NO?"
I told him, "My son is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
He said, "OK."
This is exactly how politics works...

LIVINGICONREBOR:
Next time this happens, get hydrogen peroxide pour a cap of it into the affected ear. The ear must be tilted for the hydrogen peroxide to stay. Leave for like 10 minutes for the hydrogen peroxide to bring out anything obstructing the auditory canal to the surface. You can then bring the stuff out easily.

LIVINGICONREBOR:
Next time this happens, get hydrogen peroxide pour a cap of it into the affected ear. The ear must be tilted for the hydrogen peroxide to stay. Leave for like 10 minutes for the hydrogen peroxide to bring out anything obstructing the auditory canal to the surface. You can then bring the stuff out easily.

dibunotion:
E be like na convicted ppl dey make am now

Shimbo96:
My father is dead bro, he is not dragging your miserable life with you, you should do that with your father because he is useless for failing to train you.

Nikes:
Nothing is guaranteed in the army. Any soldier or barrack boy who reads this will understand

Ekaka14:
She's likely to become a Brig. General at 43 or 44 at this rate

Nikes:
In this Nigerian army? Hahahaaaa...you have no idea.

GOFRONT:


You see Police and Punnani, dem both na 5&6.

Amuche go tell God say na Puna matter kill am come so

Shimbo96:
[size=8pt]Demon indeed,nobody dey defend anything, you attacked the guy like he was the cause of your miserable life. You can type anything you like but it's clear that all demons has stinky brains. Rest in pieces bro... I'm crawling back to that hole so no more reply for you 😜

Shimbo96:
You and those people that liked your nonsense need help, this happens not only in Nigeria but you be mumu sha so capless.

sonofsteven:
Boss from the readings

It wasn't the judge fault but na lawyer

Na why you see big men wey go pack plenty SAN to defend them and some being guilty,their lawyers go fit defend them well enough and prosecutor fit no get ground again and in the course of it judge will dismiss the case....

DevilsEqual:
The only thing I like about him
He's never had issues with anyone

By the way, why Davido no hug and back, why he do him hand like that

Godwin4444:
bro it happens abroad too

The thing is that may we not b unfortunate

A man was sentenced for rape he didn’t commit, the victim came out to confess after 33 years n few days later she killed herself

WarriAproko:
Dem get luck say Hush puppy dey Jail

Ilamina:
fcck off and answer the question

Ilamina:
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Fcck off

Ilamina:


People say they have short life span but they are so strong about it

They live life to the fullest and die early

DevilsEqual:
Rest
. No be Everytime u go dey bash your country
It happens everywhere even in the U.S, except you don't follow news enough. Even Quora has a lot of this kinda news

Life tho....he went in as a boy, came out as a

JasonNOTStatham:
If you know the person that introduce you, get hold of him immediately ... By violence or by force

SadiqBabaSani:
1. Security operatives will join the masses in Looting Foodstuffs, furniture, electronics and others just like in Kenya.

2. Politicians will be beaten to pulp in various locations: Tinubu must do more to avoid this kind of Kenyan situation happening in Nigeria. It will not be nice.

I pray for conscience of Nigerian politicians to be touched to change their ways.

helinues:
Na so hardship reach your side that you want to be blaming government for everything?

When did you add FG as your next of kin?

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