₦airaland Forum

TheLostSoul:
24 whah? Pukkah, are you serious... ? Wow... Get your things ready... Tell momma to get set for omugwo(if that's d spelleen) in few months time...

Teempakguy:
oyah find me i3 with 70k.

TheLostSoul:
Hehe... Robins, I might patronise then... Well, if you gonna make the items cheap for a peasant like me.... So, as a businessman, what gadget do you have and also think I'd like?

Teempakguy:
I'm screwed man.
These are the conditions my mom gave me.
1. Always wash plates on time. 2. Wash and iron your clothes and your dad's clothes every three days. 3. You must participate in the cooking in this house. 4. stop pressing your phone like it's going to disappear. 5 I will observe you for two weeks.

I hate house chores. I love mah phone.
Ah, God. . . . why me? This is so not fair.

I need a plan. There's no facking way I can pull off the above.

TheLostSoul:
A 70k laptop shouldn't be bad atal... I got a lonovo G-400 for as cheap as 50k+... When the other one krashed recently. And believe me you; it's wonderful. The battery is unbeatable! It never heats up, the silent fan is a cooler indeeed. @ Teem.


Ops, and you aint even paying the bill yourself, shey ya dad na your atm... Manage anyone he gives you, biko...

Aktuallie, I saw better ones when I picked mine, but since I'm payin forrit myself and I go pay skool fees, rent house for benin too, (makin it two different house rent payments) I got mellow for the cheap one.

Teempakguy:

You're in my prayers though.
Just got my mum to my side. The battle is half won.

Teempakguy:
the guy dey vex jare.
I annoyed him yesterday. So . . .

My mom even told him not to buy anyone at all.

These people are too difficult!

Ray360:
lol... Not really. I just don't see it as a godless song. going by the sanctity of the hallowed lyrics. una dey sing am?

Teempakguy:
done . . . now, you, read proverbs 13: 16.

Then flip over to 1 Thessalonians 5: 21

I Don talk my own.

Ray360:
lol... why you dey run na? Is Godwin a godless song?

Teempakguy:
abeg close teeth.

Ksslib:
No mind am,ifa do am something now dem go say I just wan flex power.

Na Medicine I been wan read before but uniben never accredit faculty of Native Doctor.

Pukka36:
Na that one una choir do 2dei?

udemzyudex:
You don see phone wey u go use for 1hr and after that e go die finally... Lol, e be like say them programme am to die at a particular time... My padi curve 4 make me laugh.

lordkvng:
robinhez, I wanna patronize you..
can u help me find out the prices of the items below
ps4

1TB hard drive
apple laptop (cheapest one available my friend needs this)
dreamweaver software (really need this )

kindle ebook reader (really need this)

thesaurus (the new edition, original)
That's all thanks

Pukka36:
Look my face now O b4 I tooked it downs

SwagkingDope:
1500 own nr dae?
Cux i dnt need di 1 dat's too big

Pukka36:

Ray360:
No baba.. i had the thankless task of reading over 30 previous pages. my eyes began to strain, i had to stop the reading train. . i can never leave the brotherhood when my pals here have not gained admission, that will be tantamount to betrayal ..how things na? still no list?

SwagkingDope:
Powerbank,hw mush??

SwagkingDope:
Dnt wori,u go dae sell in Jesus' name

KingTom:
The worst punishment I ever got?
October, 1996

I was in Jss3, for my mind Na oshey junior finalist. Popping my collar and sagging my extremely long shorts. I was a rebel believe or not. The whole school knew about Aworinde the great cane Chester. The artful dodger, the baddest guy, I took pride in my tardiness and legendary loitering, since I knew ""E pass cane?"mtcheew,. Then my bubble burst, my case got to Fr. Christopher
. The man thought of the best punishment for me. One Monday morning, I bounced to the assembly hall at 8:00 (assembly time was 7:45am) I got there, received my customary 12 strokes and was on my way in when Fr. Stopped me, young man come with me after the assembly, I turned white, afterwards he took me accompanied by some other students to an old abandoned toilet, he kicked the door open and asked me to get a bucket, some elephant (detergent) and wash it spotless. Emi? I got in, there were 6 toilets. I opened the first stall and was greeted with a putrid pungent stench, maggots and rats competed against themselves. I studied the lifecycle of the housefly I scrubbed and scrubbed shedding tears in the process, the worst was yet to come, in the third stall, I found splashed on the wall some faeces arranged to form AUSTINO 4 REAL WAZ HERE I cursed Austino wherever he might have been, I cursed his family! Chai I was dying. Needless to say I finished the job and was totally reformed. I started coming to assembly by 7:00am I was/am scared for life by austino's art.

Ray360:
lol. my Boss on higher stand. i hail you sir.. how far?

AlienStar:
Sth lyk dt! my sister bought infinix hot from konga few months ago, i took time before been delivered n she wanted to use it in my cousin's wedding buh got disappointed, it came almost aweek l8r.