₦airaland Forum

dharay88:

yeah na...she is sponsoring my stay.

Oh...nice!

How long is d stay gonna be?

Umartins1:
With my 288? I for die!

Guy u no gree 4 jamb o

dharay88:

I juz hope doz girls on ds thread see ds n back off,
Mr robin ain't f0r rent.!

Alakoba...wetin be ya own sef??


Hope ya babe knw wen u go land benin?

Venus007:
Lol. Amen. Wat course, score nd state?

erm...one of those Art courses (i've forgotten ), 234, Kwara State.

*modified*

dharay88:

ur friend abi....
Hmm....well done i say.!

Ada96:
amen

better

Ada96:
rob inhez the eligibility stuff still stands. .this is d end ..
derz is no need encouraging ourselves with false hopes

Hmmm....let's wait for Uniben
#chillax

[size=15pt]I just helped my friend check hers now...she was too scared to check, and She's Eligible.!!!am so happy right now, the best news ave heard dis week!!! [/size]

Trust me na, I won't just tell her like dat, I did it in Frank Edoho's style...

Uhm ...miss, I dnt knw hw to put this...(She started sobbing like serious) erm...am sorry, but (when I sensed she could pass out if I'm not quick) U're eligible to write PUME in Ibadan!!

Damn! Am so so so happy!!! My joy will be complete when I see my own eligibility too. Amen!!

We all shall be eligible in Christ's name I Pray!!!

EseBosun:
. No vex na

Is dat an explanation?

Prof. Faraday F. Osasere Orumwense

Vice -Chancellor




Mrs A.O Oshodin

Registrar

Ada96:
uniben yh?

Yup

done again

Instead of ma guy to focus on the speech like my eye-glass wearing broda there, he was busy looking at...a lady wearing white socks

#Matric things

PROGRAMME DESCRIPTION:
Each candidate admitted into the programme will be exposed to an intensive academic work in three subject combinations relevant to their desired field of study. The subjects are broken into four courses labeled 001, 002, 003 & 004 with each candidate taking six courses per semester making a total of twelve courses at the end of the programme. In addition, candidates will also take at least two general studies courses (one per semester). Each course will be examined at the end of each semester but the results in all the courses taken will be merged at the end of the second semester to obtain a letter grade in each subject (i.e. A, B, C, D, E & F). The general studies to be chosen by each candidate will be based on general courses relevant to the field of study.
For admission into the University of Benin and other JUPEB affiliate institutions, each candidate, in addition to passing the prescribed JUPEB examination for issuing the Direct Entry Certificates, must satisfy all admission requirements prescribed by departments and faculties of choice.

blueto:
sorry. we are not interested

call Engr. Badmus on o8oqiqi4573 he'll help u out

Found this on my Google+ page and i decided to share it...i've been laughing hard since.

Ps; if u cant view it directly, save it in gif format and come back here to comment.
thanks.

https://i.imgur.com/uAQXgo5.gif

Welcome to JUPEB

Welcome to the official, newly redesigned JUPEB website!

JUPEB is the Joint Universities Preliminary Examinations Board. It has its headquarters in the HRDB Building at the University of Lagos (UNILAG). The curent chairman of JUPEB as at 2015 is the vice-chancellor of UNILAG in person of Prof. Rahman Bello.

JUPEB was set up to unify the admission process of partner institutions through their respective preliminary programmes. It aims to deliver world class services.

http://jupeb.edu.ng/home/

Princecalm:
#whereisit

where is what?

Princecalm:
let there even be offense, that is just the truth, they hardly update their site and news mostly uploaded never interests people except for exam/test related news.

navigating through dat site is a pain in the neck...u hardly know where to go to find what u're looking for,,,

lalala

Uniben has one of the most Ugly and disorganized school website have ever seen in Nigeria (no offeinse )

done

its about to go down....

...wait for it...

looks more like Okorocha's daughter...with Osho as a body guard



shocking awwoof, click the link

Huh?

If only the number of likes shows a persons reputation on here like amateur, Master...Legend...()



Check xda devs sha oor ...g.lodge

Xeinstra1:
#sighs.. Why would I work for it when it's already there.. In millions?... Deceive me one more time..

Nd u clicked? What an Irony...

Anyways, u heard abt recent developments in Jamb?

Xeinstra1:
I'd have you know such amounts don't mean squat to me.. I just like free things... X_X (Try not to fk with everybody, you might get hurt).

U want it? Work for it

Bring it on @bolded

Princecalm:
robinHez answer this guy.

I think Pukka36 is in a better position...

Xeinstra1:
RobinHez.. The fk did you lead me to? Where's my free Airtime and MB?

Hahahaha...u shld hve seen the previous signature


Ole!

Princecalm:
slip of fingers

Better control dem...

Or I'll descend on u with Part of the fury reserved for Uniben

Teempakguy:
for where?! I will just wave to you.
After all, it was you that "joked the joke"

I will kobalize u too

Teempakguy:
my guess is he was twenty three at the time. It's quite normal for people in that age group to behave as such.


pfft. Kindly view rule 19. Second sentence.

U're crazy

If I'm taking out...den u'd also have to leave too