₦airaland Forum

SouffleX:

Howfa na?

Pukka36:
Who r this geh?


Y is U laffing like that in my office


Gimme Ur matric number now!!!

God catch am!

Pukka36:
And my name was missing

Eiyah...wat abt Delsu?

Pukka36:
Results r out already pls!



U may leave mah office

**picks up paper and murmurs some incomprehensible words b4 leaving her office**

By this page last year, Uniben had already released first list https://www.nairaland.com/1564690/uniben-2014-2015-admission-guide/496

Pukka36:
Elxkuse mhi?

I 4 get 3 o...na dat place wey I choose passive follower instead of leader

dharay99:

wetin better dia...

Go check ur result

Pukka-Pukka!

Ada96:
for ur mind o

Watch me now!

dharay99:

oh, my goshhh.! If i get upto 2 make i bend.

A,E,A,E,ß,

Better

mystroh:
Hello everyone if u need any help. Call me on 08104570309

"The number u dialed does not exist, please check the number and redial"
That is what the lady is saying o
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Its a gradual process

Pukka36:
Oya,nack me the answers to those questions....ve' made em' harder

BBAEB
*plugs in earpiece*

Pukka36:
RobinHez,how dare U



Dnt U know Abimbola is my yoruba name

In Ada's style-- rme!

Apologies, but I can't answer all those english questions...even Uniben lecturers aint that cruel

nigerianium:
LOL. I knew that was what you meant.

I archived already just like I did to four feminists who support homosexuality: MrsChimå, Vicky, Firstevà and Chiam.

The perfect leverage.

Bad guy

Soufflex will like this

1. The first female Author in Nigeria was Flora Nwakpa (see surname )

2. The first female Brigadier in Nigeria was Ronke Kale

3. The first Psychiatrist is Dr. Bertha Johnson (Dharay99 make d woman resign )

4. The first female Pilot in Nigeria was Mrs. Chinyere Oyemaucheye

5. The first female Vice Chancellor of a University was Prof. Grace Alele Williams (Fabzgrace in summary )

6. The first female to Drive motor car was Mrs Olufunmilayo Ransome Kuti (I hear say she send Fela to London to study Medicine, the nigga smoke English weed come go study music...smh )

7. The first female Doctor in Nigeria was Dr. Elizabeth Awoniyi Abimbola (it doesn't sound like pukka or Freda does it? )

8. The first female National Newspaper Editor was Dr. Doyin Abiola

9. The first female Professor was Elfrida Adeho (Princecalm girlfriend-Freda )

10. The first female Deputy Governor in Nigeria was Mrs L. Okunnu (what does okponu mean in yoruba )

11. The first senator Judge in Nigeria was Mrs Wuraola Esan.

12. The first female Judge in Nigeria was Mrs. RoseMary Ukeje.

13. The first female Political Activist in Nigeria was Mrs. Margaret Ekpo.

14. The first female to buy a car was Mrs Efuroye Tinubu (and na fela mama first am drive...smh)

15. The first female Commissioner in Nigeria was Dorathy Miller (a mere Commissioner )

16. The first female Governor in Nigeria is Lady Virginia(checks the spelling again ) Etiaba of Anambra State.

17. Mrs Stella Obasanjo, Founder Child Care Trust Fund became the First Nigerian woman to be buried in Honour!

dharay99:

1973 is cuminq twice....

Who mistake me?

Apologies

Pukka36:
Chai,so Robinz U were busy calculating how many hours




How mush uniben cun gi U





Hymn 495...

I've never worked for money -Its secondary
I do things for the pride of it, trust me the feeling of accomplishment; of attaining a feat no other person have is more than Money can buy - HeZ

Enjoy the moment now @495

CENSUS HISTORY IN NIGERIA
1. The first Census in Nigeria before independence held in -1866

2. The second General Census in Nigeria was held -1952-1953 (dem use 1 full year count people...oyibo too slow )

3. The first Census after independence was held -1963

4. The second Census after independence was held -1973

5. The third census after independence was held -1991

6. The fourth Census after independence was held -2006

I promise u all! Its going down tonight!

nigerianium:

Hehe...add it to ur archives for future reference

Godwin10:
I hope you guys have seen the CBT thingy.

Yes boss!
Ur humble apprentice was the first person in the world to know abt it... 11hrs b4 it was live on the website! -A record!











Haters, GO AND DIE!

ade2291:
http://uniben.edu/news/admission-one-year-foundation-programme-20152016-academic-section


Dis s nt parttime but a program sponsored by JUPEB.

I thought it looked like it...anyways, will keep u posted!

GoodMorning to you all!

MissTechy:
Hey Robin , so sorry, just seeing this now, this is the code I added for mine:

.latestPost {
border-bottom: 2px solid black;
padding: 2%
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Try and see if it would work. if it doesn't would help you with another.

Oh...thanks Miss, will check it out when am on Pc.

Uhm...is there any scientific reason why people die?

dharay99:

ARISE, COOOOOUUUUURRRRRT.!!!
& by d way, where is d criminal sandranna.? #NL mods/police, over to yhu#

Cc Missclasssy sonofmark

ade2291:
Pls wen are we expecting uniben parttime form?

This may look like what u mean
http://uniben.edu/news/admission-one-year-foundation-programme-20152016-academic-section

I can't take down 6 pages on my own...
.Sleep loading .......

nolio:
u r 2 observant4my liking.ur wife no fit cheat on u oo.anywich way,am kinda nocturnal1,2. D kinda job I do takes my daytime so am free from 10pm -dawn

Hehe...I won't give my wife a reason to cheat unless she's possessed

Hmm...nice job, if it was the other way round ehn

nolio:
u can play chess with ursef?

What do u do during the day? Cuz u seem to be more active at night

TheHood:
we? When did we start working together?

Gerrout jhor!

nolio:
a cloning technique jutsu used by the main character in the cartoon naruto

Oh....never watched naruto b4