pocohantas:
Any snake that fat and big is definitely non-venomous. Meaning they are not that harmful and confrontational. They can't bit to kill you, but they can constrict and swallow sizeable preys. King cobras are the longest venomous snake and they are not even fat. If you leave this snake, it would go away. If you looseguard, it would try its luck.

Snakes are most times nonconfrontational.
Their first instinct is to run/hide from humans.

There are some very huge venomous snakes out there. Say hello to the 15kg Gabon viper

Woodshot:
Mama peace pls come and hit Sylvia with a volcano hot lines... Live to remember her famous words below:

Chai! Chai! There is God o… there ’ s God
in everything we are doing, continue !

Na only you waka come?

Vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for
UMBLERRA.

My husband , Dr Goodluck Jonathan and
Sambo is a quiet people

. At least we all have HIV AIDS except that
some of us are negative and some of us are
positive ( On World AIDS day speech)

History ’ll not be completely without
OJUKWU.

The people sitting before you here were
once a Children

I donate my family on behalf of 20million

My husband and Sambo is a good people.

The President was once a child and the
Senators were once a children .

My fellow widows.

A good mother takes care of his children .

The people sitting before you were once
a children .

Yes we are all happy for the effort, , it is
not easy to carry second in an
International competition like this one ,
(addressing press men after Female
Under -19 FIFA World Cup ).

The bombers who born them? Wasn ’ t it not
a woman ? They were once a children now a
adult now they are bombing women and
children making some children a widow .

My heart feels sorry for these children who
have become widows for loosing their parents
for one reason or another .

We should have love for our fellow
Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY .

Thank God the Doctors and Nurses
are responding to treatment .

I would rather kill myself instead of
committing suicide .

Ojukwu is a great man , he died but
his manhood lives on.

Most of these lines are fake. Some are real. But as far as the message is understood, no qualms. Patience Jonathan will always remain one of the best first ladies in Nigeria's history.

No brown roofs, unlike some regions

atiku4President:

Am sure you have not eaten today.

Go to Google and read about the importance of Labour unions in a country. No labour force can survive without a strong one.

Ola9ja23:
Good for them

This is a very close election that you can challenge in court unlike the IPOBidients that wanted to highjack our mandate from third position

How are you sure that the results that were read by INEC were real. In Nigeria, first position can be taken to fifth and fourth can be made first. This is Nigeria, anything can happen. Obi and Atiku have the right to challenge the results if they feel cheated. Tinubu, I believe, would have done the same if he were to be in their shoes.

post=126561973:




All of us @MANNAB say :


Hehehehehe


For more jokes : Text PDP to 419.



A party of looters and criminals that couldn't construct their national headquarters for 16 years want to build a country!
Awon werey 100%.

Perennial losers and thieves.
Party of confusion, looting and corrupt souls in disarray..

Truth is not bitter, just that people are bitter to the truth........

PDP in Nigeria again?!
God forbid bad thing
we rather vote for FRESH Party!!

We Rise.

This was the same way you were praising that disaster called Buhari. Now you have started again with this one. Posterity will never forgive you.

LeoDeKing:
Funny how same creatures who said Tinubu supporters are poverty-stricken dying of hunger turn out to be the ones crying all over social media, radio and television stations everyday.

One hungry mofo will soon ask if I have eaten for the past 100 years, yet cries more than anyone else.

Ipob terrorists are fools.

So your own logic is that Dr Olisa is starving only because he is complaining.

benuejosh:
Nothing good comes easy.

But las las, we will come out victorious. No matter what Labourers and atikulators try to do to distract this government, we are focused to make sure every citizen of this country will be happy to call Nigeria home.

We will give in our all both Sacrifices and commitments for the greater good of the nation.

Tinubu has started well and it is no doubt he will perform excellently well. For those who don't want him as a President, they are free to go to Chicago.

Goodluck Tinubu. You will surely make Nigeria extremely great.

Use your right hand and clean your face. Oya repeat after me: "I will not be the bad luck in my family"...

Botragelad:
Hmm. I was just thinking aloud, but does Africa have any defense system that's as good as the Iron Dome? If not, is there anythin' close? If 5,000 rockets were aimed at Africa, would they just sit there and watch people die, or would they do somethin' to stop it?

Be specific pls. Africa is not a country.

seunmsg:
This is not enough. It’s time for Tinubu to fight Atiku dirty. He should start by prosecuting him for all his past corruptions. Secondly, a FOI request should be made to the FBI to release Atiku’s record. Another request should also be made to the US Senate to release a certified true copy of Atiku’s indictment.

A final request should also be made to the UK metropolitan police to release the Peter Obi’s file. That dude was arrested, detained and deported from UK last year. He has been barred from entering the UK again. Tinubu should immediately go after him and unearth the reason for his arrest and deportation. There should be an official investigation into the Pandora Papers scandal as well. Enough of this gentleman nonsense.

You are a complete disgrace to your lineage.

Christistruth03:




It uses third party printers

You fill out the form and then Chicago State University sends the printing request to their 3rd party Printers

who will print out the replacement copy on behalf of the Chicago State university

Then after printing, do they give it to the awardee directly or through the university? You guys really need a new brain.

Mynd44:

He has said the facts himself. The so-called forged documents are legal where the person is coming from.

If I have a baby aborted while in the US, you cannot bring a case against me in Nigeria as it is not a crime where it happened.

Plus, the moment the document was taken back to the school to certify it affirms their permission

Bad analogy. See it this way: Simon Ekpa is wanted in Nigeria even when he never committed a single crime on Nigerian soil.

Ttalk:
Atiku is a book that should not be read, a stillborn, an aborted dream, and a born failure whose destiny is bound to fail.

All of his political journey pointed to too many avoidable mistakes.

He chose to fight the wrong people.

Chooses the wrong time and has always made the wrong decision.

It is rumored he slept with the wrong gender and traveled at the wrong time to the wrong places.

He fights his best friends and keeps his staunch enemy.

Make Atiku a general, and he would destroy his battalion with stray bullets, an Atiku as a pilot, and expect a crashed plane.

Atiku's too many poor decisions are a red flag for a sane mind. He alone should pursue his lost battle

All these long epistle simply because he's pressing your oga's neck . You never start to write. You go write taya.

talented321:
He is not guilty and will never be.. You don't expect sane nigerians to declare a candidate who took a distance third + rigging as winner..
Accept your failed candidate in good fate...

Do you know that current Imo state governor finished fourth in the election?

FreeStuffsNG:

He is wasting a lot of money. Even by US standard, the cost of this kind of litigation is huge. Asiwaju Tinubu is helping him to waste his money very well.

Is he complaining to you?

ASAPFERG:
I love tinubu


i hate obi with all my heart

Mention one person in your entire generation that is fit to tie Obi's shoe laces. I'm not Igbo but your mumu is so intoxicating.

Bliss62:


Mention one Local Government in Kwara State that is not fully Yoruba

Patigi local government is inhabited by the Nupe people. There are very few Yorubas there. Kwara State is one interesting state.

ronalmagic10:
I used to think this Atiku has more sense than Pan.dora but he appears to be even more foolish

President Tinubu sef is very heartless. He's determined to wreck this man financially and emotionally

By the time he's broke, we'll go after his illegal money sources. You must bow for your master

You wey never chop since morning dey pray how Atiku, a multi-billionaire can become broke.

He's an excellent politician but poor at managing an economy.

Taylor87:
Anti Obi post created a minute ago with 6 comments has been pushed to front page

If it was anti Tinubu post mods will leave it to rotten behind front page

Let the wise read the handwriting on the wall no be everything I go explain

Nairaland is owned by a Yoruba man, what did you expect.

It's called sell-on clause. If you never had any such legal agreement with them during purchase, then there is no need to be worried.

AllenSpencer:


Is Asiwaju not competent?

Lay down the track records and you will see that Obi is not fit to dine on same table with Asiwaju! The margin is wide!

If you classify Tinubu's current management of the country as "competent" then you really need to ask yourself questions about your existence.

AllenSpencer:


🤣🤣🤣🤣

You should have said late 80’s, and I won’t still be bothered cos the nation is in competent and capable hands.

Once Asiwaju is done in 2031, Shettima will take the stage for another 8 years.

whenever I say that Nigeria's problems is not the politician people say I'm lying. Our problem is we Nigerians deciding to play the tribal game over competency and results. Cost of living today has reached and all time high and one of the victims is here praising his oppressors.

TemplarLandry:
Pessimistic statesman.

Typical African. Enemies of realism.

ONEjoblessGUY:
Lol........
Gabon has no economical value to Africa/Europe.........this would raise bit of dust.............

Gabon has one of the largest per capita Gdp in Africa. It is the fifth largest oil producing country in Africa and major exporter of mineral oils.

raskymonojendor:
LMAO. As if his begging has any effect on whether he is going to be released or not.

Mr man continue enjoying your beans in detention.

I'm not Igbo but you are just a disgusting fellow. Even if Nnamdi Kanu dies in detention, he dies a legend. He dies fighting for what he believes in. His name will last forever. But do you know anyone in your entire generation with a recognizable name? The answer is No.

His feats will always be marred by the fact that he is a money bag coach. A good coach makes a lot out of very little input e.g Arsene on Wenger and Emery. These coaches have won a lot of trophies with very little money.

Boyooosa:
This Atiku is not intelligent at all,what does it take him to realize that these lawyers are just sucking from his sag bress

Is it your bress? Is he complaining to you?

madridguy:
I will not travel to a particular region where everyone is running away from. Maybe those ones you're referring to are from Cotonou.

Cotonou people that speak Yoruba abi. Your own stupidity get rank

Taylor90:
And give Christians loan with 90% interest rate
LMFAO

Don’t be surprised the Muslims he’s referring to are the real Muslims who are from North

And not the fake Muslims from SW that ain’t allowed to preach in Hausa mosques

The truth is Yoruba slaving for Hausa is just to pepper SE

If you divide country and ask Yoruba to stay with Hausa in same country all of them go run

You're a very wise guy

helinues:


But I don't hate my country passionately like you do. That's the big difference between us

Your response is lame. That guy just finished you

TemplarLandry:

Peter the fraud.
This one can never be our President.
We dodged hollow-tip bullets by rejecting him at the polls.

You did not reject him. You rejected a better future for yourself and posterity