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This one off me

Here are some funny replies.

Let's have it, let's have it.

lereinter:
Na only Diesel, what of workers salary, increase of various tarrif, logistics, dollars, etc

They even try to persevere till now

Exactly bro. Hehehe and someone said we should protest. Yet fg increased electricity tarrif them no protest. Peg fuel price for 1200, them no protest

Omalicious1:
...unfortunately no protest anywhere. Just know that they will keep taking it up

Bro weti u want them to do? They do buy diesel costly na

sweetkev:
HOW

Use mz telecom. Either web or download their app

I still buy 10gb for 2,590 1 month on mtn

Hope the adjusted NYSC new allowee Is included too?

Dtruthspeaker:
I did not see that one oo. I don't fully read comments. Once I read the beginning I know the flow. And true, he was too invasive. Syrusfineboy, abeg no ves. Saintbillion, you no talk well. For, for cases like this, you can not force morality on people.

No vex bro. Me self done read my comment again, I no try for this one

slim75d:
Smart TV in Nigeria is a scam, it's meant for countries that pay little or nothing for data and Wi-Fi. I tell you most Nigerians that have smart TV in their homes haven't used upto 40% of its potential

My brother u get am. I just wasted money getting one for myself. I hardly have the time tobl watch it. If I say make I watch YouTube, data go zap, I sub for Netflix, I no gree renew the sub again cause of data and nepa light

Of all the problems in the country, ur choose to be sex. I'm quite sure u can't afford to eat 2 times a day cause u don't have chairs in ur room talkmore of you buying pampers and catering for a newborn baby. The girl is wise, very wise. I pray he finds the right man that loves her and not pervert like u.

porthouse7:
truly we got nothing to do with dollar if we can get things right

What policies has been put in place to encourage local productions? Instead na tax, tax and billings.

Thought the president said what has we got to do with dollar exchange rate? He said are we spending dollar? He said the farmers will make more money, he said its his turn

Diddy is no more. He can't win even a granny cup again

Do they give out loans?

Not different from the efcc case that happened recently.

duduade:
On an early Tuesday morning

Una no get work or shop to go to

We no get at all ooo. Employ us pls

GOFRONT:
One Osho is on the other thread celebrating one year of Celibacy

U mean celebrating her 1 year yeyebacy?

MorataFC:
Is the school for children of civil servants? Because I earn the minimum wage of ₦70,000. 😂😁😆

No go there oooo. If not ur children go dey house cause if school fees

Na so I run oooo. Thank God say the fence no dey tall. I climb and jump.
That's how I was free from dating my ancestors and now still single. My advice to guys over there. Not all that glitters is gold. Always clean ur girl face.
My advice to ladies out there. Be ur natural self, stop deceiving the enter public with makeup.
THe end

After cleaning, no be bisola I saw again but the taller version of aunty Ramota. I was very shock.
I wanted to ask what happened but I was frightened by her look so I took to my heels.
I was happy cause I never pay for the food we order.

This time around I pick my handkerchief, why ur face dey comot colour my baby? Abi u place for sand. B4 she could say stop baby, I done clean am. She started shouting, but the more she shout, the more I Clean with pressure.
I clean clean clean until I clean no more. Na so people dey look at us. But I no send.

Normally the girl package, she get big barca and Chelsea for front, but na that her barca be my point of attractions. We order for rice and fish soup. As we dey eat, I noticed something some stains on her face. Me as a new guy trying to be romantic I say make I clean am with my fingers oooo. Not knowing that's the beginning of wisdom and break up on a first date.
Brothers on nairaland, as I clean her face oh my God I felt sand on my fingers. It was all stain. I no believe my eyes.

There's this yoruba girl in my street that I so much love. I thought she was everything beautiful cause I do see her not everyday, but most times on weekends when she's neatly dressed and well kitted in her make up attires.
I asked her on a date, but she always play me like how Ronaldo dey take Dribble Messi, untill one day she finally accepted.
Kia, I done catch big fish saying to My self, so we went outing in a small bush bar two streets away from my street.

MrDoGood:
Anything from Oraimo is rubbish.

If you know, you know.

Except they've changed and which they've now

U must be an old user bro. I guess u judge from their powerbank. They have upgraded

He only said, it's his turn. Yet u voted for him

Oraimo. Get this and thank me later. If e get any issue within a year, warranty cover u

Al these nairaland lawyers. Don't forget he's also in this forum giving people legal advices

He has nothing to offer. It's just his turn

BadBradley:
The IG is too petty . In fact the black man seems not to be able to handle criticism

That's what happens when u think power evolve round ur shoulders forever

In a break from tradition, US President-elect Donald Trump has invited world leaders and heads of far-right parties – coronation style.
United States President-elect Donald Trump will be sworn into office for a second term on Monday, January 20 – this time as the 47th US president.

Both Trump and Vice President-elect JD Vance are set to take the oath of office and begin a new administration amid a long day of celebrations that will include musical performances and a parade.

However, unlike traditional inaugurations of US presidents, this one will include a host of foreign leaders, including Trump’s close allies and even some of his rivals. At least seven sitting heads of state and two former leaders have been invited. According to Reuters, an estimated 500,000 guests are expected in total.
Who is invited?

Argentina’s President Javier Milei:
Milei has confirmed his attendance. Trump once hailed the far-right leader as a man who can “make Argentina great again” and, in December, welcomed Milei at his Mar-a-Lago residence in Florida.

Chinese President Xi Jinping:
Trump invited Xi to the ceremony in December, a move that his spokespeople say signals his readiness to interact with his Chinese counterpart, even amid a looming trade war. Xi will not attend, however, Vice President Han Zheng will.
Italy’s Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni: Meloni, of the far-right Brothers of Italy party, visited Mar-a-Lago in January. Her office says she is likely to attend if her schedule permits.

Hungary’s Prime Minister Viktor Orban:
Populist leader Orban is a close Trump ally and has said he believes the president-elect will end Russia’s war on Ukraine. He will not make it due to a state address, according to local media.

Ecuador’s President Daniel Noboa:
Noboa hailed Trump’s November victory a victory for Latin America, too. His office confirmed he will pause a re-election campaign to travel to Washington for the inauguration.

El Salvador’s President Nayib Bukele:
Bukele’s office has not confirmed his attendance yet. Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr, is friends with Bukele, and in July 2024, attended his inauguration in San Salvador.

Former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro:
The far-right politician nicknamed the “Trump of the Tropics” has been invited, but will not attend because he is banned from travelling. His passport was confiscated by the country’s Supreme Court amid several investigations, including alleged attempts to overturn the results of the 2022 general election, which he lost.

Former Polish Prime Minister Mateusz Morawieck, who recently became leader of the right-wing European Conservatives and Reformists party in the EU parliament, will also attend.
Who is not invited?

UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has not been invited, his office confirmed on Thursday. However, the far-right politician, Nigel Farage of the Reform UK party, is invited and will be present.
European Commission head Ursula von der Leyen, and much of the European Union and members of NATO (the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation), which have largely centrist governments, have been ignored.

Germany’s President Olaf Scholz, who leads the EU’s largest economy, has also been snubbed. An invitation has, however, been extended to Alice Weidel, leader of the far-right Alternative for Germany party (AfD), who will be represented by co-leader Tino Chrupalla.

Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi: Modi and Trump have shared a “bromance” since the first Trump presidency. Following his election victory in November, Modi was among the first to call and congratulate Trump. While the PM will not attend, Foreign Minister Subrahmanyam Jaishankar will represent him.

Santiago Abascal, who leads the Spanish right-wing Vox Party, and Andre Ventura of Portugal’s populist Chega party, will also be there.

French President Emmanuel
Macron was not invited, although Macron and Trump have friendly relations. Instead, French far-right politician Eric Zemmour of the Reconquest party will be present.
https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2025/1/19/which-foreign-leaders-are-attending-trumps-inauguration-and-who-isnt

Swear affidavit to increased her age. According to my late uncle. Affidavit is a legal way of telling lies.