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obiorathesubtle:
How will you hear about if from porn sites!?


There's a lot of things Nigerian women have invented..



Who do you think invented mini-tampons??

Or urine powered generator??

Or the buttpad..

Or the boobspad..

Or even the alert monkey sex style??.. While we're here criticising them for being immoral, a. Nigerian prostitute at allen avenue in Lagos, invented the alert monkey style in the 80s..


What have you invented?



Disclaimer: This post isn't intended for asslicking, check the blue part of my signature for more info..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
This is more like a diss.

McBrooklyn:
Lol, E for better make you let the sleeping dog just lie down on its own

lol make i dey run take cover.

Wow im getting emotional already.

Tallesty1:
Because they're not the creator. Abeg make we find useful thing talk

so the guys that are breaking records are creators.

McBrooklyn:
OP, the ladies are coming for your head and it is gonna be bloody






*Runs outta thread*

lol all they know is how to gossip. Cc lalasticlala mynd44

LuvU2:
No fvcks bae

hmmm alright, but i need ur fvcks.

This post is not meant to insult Nigerian ladies, but one thing that i have discovered amongs Nigerian ladies is their lack of creativity.
You will hardly hear or read a news that talks about an invention or innovation from a Naija lady.
I am not talking about being a good actress or owning a boutique or a blog like linda ikeji.
I am talking about having their own invention or innovation.
Something that the world will remember them for.
Unlike the guys that are creative, go to Aba and see creativity from guys, A naija guy has even manufacture a smartphone, A naija guy has invented an automated teller machine that dispenses coins, there are thousand of creativity that have benefited the world from Nigerian men.
But our ladies are not that creative, unlike ladies in Europe and america.
But why!?
Below are some women inventors but no naija woman.
INVENTOR
YEAR
Alphabet blocks
Adeline D. T. Whitney
1882
Apgar tests, which evaluate a
baby’s health upon birth
Virginia Apgar
1952
Chocolate-chip cookies
Ruth Wakefield
1930
Circular saw
Tabitha Babbitt
1812
Dishwasher
Josephine Cochran
1872
Disposable diaper
Marion Donovan
1950
Electric hot water heater
Ida Forbes
1917
Elevated railway
Mary Walton
1881
Engine muffler
El Dorado Jones
1917
Fire escape
Anna Connelly
1887
Globes
Ellen Fitz
1875
Ironing board
Sarah Boone
1892
Kevlar, a steel-like fiber used in
radial tires, crash helmets, and
bulletproof vests
Stephanie Kwolek
1966
Life raft
Maria Beaseley
1882
Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying
liquid used to correct mistakes
printed on paper
Bessie Nesmith
1951
Locomotive chimney
Mary Walton
1879
Medical syringe
Letitia Geer
1899
Paper-bag-making machine
Margaret Knight
1871
Rolling pin
Catherine Deiner
1891
Rotary engine
Margaret Knight
1904
Scotchgard™ fabric protector
Patsy O. Sherman
1956
Snugli® baby carrier
Ann Moore
1965
Street-cleaning machine
Florence Parpart
1900
Submarine lamp and telescope
Sarah Mather
1845
Windshield wiper
Mary Anderson
1903.

EFCChq:
my brother as u dey chop chicken, egg go follow then the sauce AM IN LOVE

hehehe na xo.
Abeg nor break her heart o.

Sign of end time.

Hmmmm nice one from your girlfriend.

Sadly the lady that introduce me to nairaland is no longer active, her last seen was last year.
But it got more interesting for me, when i had started flowing with rokiatu, eroticangelena, aminat507, so i refuse to leave.

jagugu88li:
Hahahaha the mail, theee mail.

First take the cake, ok. Don't go to Food section coz I borrowed it there and didn't pay. Don't tell me the cake is this and not that, just take it AND SHARE

Now, the recipe will be mailed as promised

wow i feel like eating it already.
I love it, its the best, thansk for the cake, lemme quickly share it.

Nice one though.

Nice one.
Nigerians will forever be greatful to kennis music label for what they did to Nigeria music industry, without them, there wnt be marvins, starboy, etc.

jagugu88li:
What mail now?

you hav forgoteen so soon. Abt our conversation yesterday.

jagugu88li:
Don't mind him saintfellow, Aquarius Rocks indeed

lol i did not see the mail. *Sad face.

postmann:
Hey Sainty! Long time no see. Greetings to you!

true sir, where hav u been?

Vinshu:
Great

you did not give answer to my question.

Luvu2 what do u think? d op is the same guy that created a thread bashing naija women.

postmann:
Missile detonator on standby
Anything on sight would be blown sky high
Land and sea agents on alert
Stop this ego-pervert!!!

hi oga postmann?

bitchcrafts:
Lol.

You guys should meet already; The conflicting factions. I mean all these jibes still reeks cowardice. Throw punches, the "men" that you are

Exactly my thought, ishilove what do u think?

hmmmm dnt get it.

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What i notice abt ladies are: beauty, skin colour, big or average ass, big or average boobs, the way she walks, her smile, her hair and her fashion sense.

WOW 100% agree with the op, barman give the op a crate of beer for this nice post. "lalasticlala what do u think?

Vinshu:
Great

can i drop application, just incase?

cried when watching an india movie.

Berlyn:
guess what!!! The Lady he is getting married to probably may not be a virgin sef... She fit to be a 'hoe' !!!! oh u think all men value virgins

If u aint experience can u get a job?? hell no! Take heart tho

SMH

Vinshu:
No I'm not

hmm dats a relief to my heart.

MY dear i dont blame you at all, the truth is that, he never really loved you, its so sad that you gave your love and heart to a guy that dont deserv you. IF what he had was true love, he should have stayed with you and respected your refusal for sex, i will advice you to let go off him, because he is not understanding, he do not deserve you, he is not trust worthy, he is not mentally stable for marriage. PLS my dear, let him go if not he will continue to break your heart. For the fact that you loss your virginity do not change the fact that you gave him your love and that you are still a good lady. "once again let him go, you will find a man that will love and respect you, willing to forgive you when u go wrong.

The three of them are mentally unbalance, the women mostly is crazy, the husband is an idiot and the ex is an opportunist, infact my advice to her is go and jump in the lagoon. "nexu question pls.

LuvU2:
Where is d video record cos i'm curious to know it was confirmed

check http://www.xvideos.com