₦airaland Forum

essentialone:
I like a lady, but she is always asking money from me. What should I do?

Tell her that you have an unfinished building project in your village, that you are working on the linter and roofing, so all expenses goes to the project for now.

So if Fulani herdsmen and their cows destroy farmlands, farmers should report to the authority? dey play

Say no to fulani herdsmen roaming the country; it will never turn out well. They feel no remorse hurting the southern Nigeria because they believe that they've conquered Nigeria, even our politicians seem to agree to their wishes.

Mount your guard, no let fulani use you shine make you no go report give who dey give them morale.

C Ronaldo is the world best player ever ..While Messi is an alien

If na the man die, shey the X go remember mourn am?

Eiye dey do adverts.


Pls, say no to cultism in any form

Gbadugbakun:
You went out with your friend to the bar, you ordered for drinks, but before they brought the drinks, you went out to make a call. When you came back, your friend has already opened it for you and even poured it in the glass.

You asked him why he did that, he said the waiter wanted to use the opener for another customer so he said let him kuku open it for you.

You move the drink one side and order for another drink. Why you guys finished drinking, you paid for the drink he opened which you didn't drink along with the ones you drank.

When you get home you receive a WhatsApp from this supposed friend asking you what you see him as, that are you trying to say he was trying to poison you? You try to reply him but he has already blocked you on Whatsapp. You try to call him but it's showing busy meaning he has blocked your number as well.

Did I do something wrong. Why would you open a drink and pour it out for someone when he didn't ask you to do so?

Your friend tried killin you for sure. No loose guard. Never turn your back to a tiger no matter what

elhakiimed:
Your fathers cried similarly to how you're doing now. They've done it for a millenia without hurting islam.

The truth doesn't care about your hurt ego. Go out and touch grass.

Bleep Islam, Bleep Mohammad, Bleep your fathers, Bleep you

Islam is cancer and nothing positive comes out of it

Tueh!!!

We are not qualifying for the next world cup

Know this, know peace

I can leave all the aforementioned food but you see Nkwobi,

Dey play!

Omg! This ride fit me wella but man's not hawt

Don't buy this phone, the operating system is obsolete and the company no longer exists

illicit:
That will be profiling

Ethnic profiling

Every Fulani can't be herdsmen but herdsmen are usually Fulani, all herdsmen can't be bandits, all bandits are not herdsmen


The premises and conclusion differs

You are still speaking english.

Buy samsu oil and use your time to do better things

There is nothing like Igbo muslims.. Infact the mosques in south east are situated in the Nigerian army barracks.

Islam is evil, islam is fraud and would never be tolerated in the south east

illicit:
Why do people call every fulani, herdsmen?

Herdsmen is the baptism name for bandits same as unknown gunmen and non state actors is the baptism name for armed criminals.

Every herdman is a bandit and consciously wired to steal, kill and loot from southern Nigeria as their right. #Kafir

Sometimes when toasting a girl and she says rest, my guy rest!

If the girl open mouth tell you 10% of her life experience, you no go fit steeze

Naija will win

We don use the half time break go see the refree

Penalty for Naija is sure

RIP bro.. Sleep on

You no know wetin God do for you.

Na Jealousy go kee you. Portable wey bi like water wey no get enemy na im you wan dey jealous?

God's grace no dey disgrace

Oil dey portable head and no bi goya

You are dying?!

You voted mumu ticket and you expect sensible citizens to help you?

YOU MUST DIE

Idiot

There are only two universities in Nigeria;

University of Nigeria UNN and the rest

They did nothing wrong. they are only producing fakes.. if you are rich, you can buy the original and if you are not rich, you can buy the fakes. Afterall, we wear fake guchi, abidas, nicki which zlatan is culpable before and during his early fame.

The rate of kidnap is overly higher now. Most youth you think that are into yahoo, driving benz, lexus upandan in south east are mostly into KP.

GIoriousGboIa:
keep your dirty mouth shut

It is your mouth thst is oozing like your sister's anus fool

You just created a new account to yarn dust.

A whole De Bruyne was replaced in the 56th minutes

Truly, matching fixing is an English language.