₦airaland Forum

murphyrichy:
no, you don't hv to sound like dat. collect the cert it's ur property.

It's not really about stacking up certificates. It's about relevant certificate. But thanks. I will collect it. Maybe to show my kids what life was like when dad was growing up. Lol

murphyrichy:
happy passing out, pls wir you issued with any certificate at the end of the program?

When we went for exit training, they said the certificate will come. Maybe they will send it to the various firms. Though I dnt fink I will need that certificate. Lol

NobleAky:
....bro congrats once more for the successful completion of this program!
We pray that that we must all complete ours too despite the winding up rumor...though mine is quite different as some of us are undertaking it in the Enugu state public institutions courtesy of the Sullivan Administration and plans are underway for the retention of the very active ones in the state

My papee, thank you. The Lord is your muscle

Access Bank......... Moving Forward

My last GIS alawi don show. Hmmm. Consistent 12 months of eating the crumbs from the national cake. Officially signing out. But I will still remain active on this thread to keep una company. @writetopoker, nne, hope u don receive the long awaited almighty alawi ?

That awkward moment when you dey wait for alert...... Operation marry ur fone. Lol........ See their heart beating kpom kpom kpom

Jarizod:
vivypretty doesn't mind

wait.... Are u not the guy that declared his assets in the other thread ? I cover my sister with the blood of Jesus

Jarizod:
Lol

But I love ur sis na

Are u related to Dangote? Is Adenuga ur uncle? Do u have link to Ifeanyi Uba ? If ur answer to these questions na negative, beta respect ursef or I go change am for u

Jarizod:
Lol

Beautiful dp

Come Mr. Man, focus on the squatting guy, and leave my sister alone.

Why u dey do ur eyes look dat ? U chop onions abi na sand enter ur eyes?

So, u want me to agree that I ate ants while I was growing up? Hmmm. Where did u grow up sef? Daura abi na Otuoke ?

I know this guy nah. He is from Benue

POWERBANK

Jollyjoy:
disgrace? Hmmm,that is ntin, during my days in high school,a teacher actually raped a studnt. That is ntin,the teacher only talked to her as every oda guy,no point hating,he is a man with feelings too.

Your student? Hmmm. I give up

So, you want us to tell you wat to do bah ?


























































Where person fit piss for here sef ?

pabon:
Yeah. I thought too that it had stopped. My question now is if its done for fun or the money?

If trekking under the sun is fun, then, we need to redefine fun

Rag day? People stil do that ? I dnt fink it is worth the stress

You are lucky the teacher didn't defile you when he had the power.... Lol. But on a serious note, that teacher is a disgrace

Lilimax:
Hope this won't lead to strikes?

We should never be afraid of strike in this country any more. Days of blackmail over. If we must quarrel to get it right, no wahala.

So Federal Government pays for this too? Damn !!! yet, these schools pay huge sums as school fees.... A lot of waste going on in this nation. SAI BABA

writetopoker:
write it in english, I dont understand that tin

yes ma............ English loading

writetopoker:
guy if u cant speak igno, pls write in English languaja

Nwanyi oma, I wrote Igbo nah. Just that you are too hateful and angry about your allawi that you can't seem to understand.

Where is writetopoker? Nne, kedu ka eke si anya anwu ?

OrangeDream:
Assumption + Complain + Lamentation = bgates..Oga,u neva tire

hahahahaha. I haf die

Time will tell

veekid:
Marketing as in working around places displaying commodities?

Itz depends on what product or service the organization deals on

7 annoying set of people you meet @ the # ATM
point in nigeria
1. The guy that counts money before leaving the
ATM for others. As if if the money short, ATM go
complete am for am?
2. The dude that knows he does not have a kobo
in his account, but hopes for a miracle. After
wasting everyone’s’ time,’ insufficient balance’
will chase him away!
3. The guy that multiplies the Queue just to
check his balance. You will be left wondering
whether he does not receive alerts.
4. The guy that acts as if the world will end
today. He goes to the ATM and you think he
wants to withdraw his whole life savings. At a
point people will start begging him to remain
some cash in the ATM.
5. The dude that quarrels with the ATM. Even
though the machine is prompting him that his pin
is incorrect or card has expired. You will still him
complaining or screaming at the ATM. ‘Jeez! I
used this card just this morning! Which kind bank
be this?
6. That man/woman that just goes there an
stand for almost 20minutes… When you go closer
you discover the machine asked ‘do you wish to
proceed? Yes or No? And the olodo just did not
press anything.
7. The instructor. Leaves the queue to go and
instruct another only to be the next person. Too
annoying.

I come from the ghetto. No one knows tomorrow