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NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Sanitty(m): 10:14am On Oct 29, 2012 |
darefestus:in case you're posted to Niger state pls contact me hen...I promise we will not chop ur meat ehn lol...but seriously, I think most pipo are being misinformed abt d north. |
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Sanitty(m): 10:05am On Oct 29, 2012 |
IbroSaunks: There shouldn't be any heated argument about the north here. Yes people die in many ways, some less pleasant than others. But it doesn't mean we should risk our lives. Also, unlike most people, I refuse to believe the whole north is unsafe. People live there, they are still alive. But if someone doesn't want to go to the north because of security, I see no reason why he/she should be castigated.nobody dey castigate anybody o! My only prob wit his comments is his generalization...I live in Niger & I'm still kicking. |
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Sanitty(m): 9:39am On Oct 29, 2012 |
Brezzybone: Good morning house, personally am keeping my faith in God, deep in my heart of heart, any where am posted there i will go no grumbling and no redeployment as long as my God is going with me and it all abt Him and nt abt me. Wishing we all safe jorney as we travel to our various schools to get our call-up letters, one love.Amen! |
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Sanitty(m): 9:23am On Oct 29, 2012 |
dlex21:never mind those kind pipo jare! Frm the way he's talking he has never left his father's house talk less of another state. |
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Sanitty(m): 8:32am On Oct 29, 2012 |
UcLloyd:pls & pls stop saying what you don't know, we live in the north & I can tell you most of the states are peaceful apart from few local govt within the states...Taraba,(Kwara),Katsina,Nassarawa,Sokoto,Benue,Kebbi,Jigawa etc...I can understand the fear of not wanting the north but pls stop generalizing. |
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Sanitty(m): 6:31pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
psoto:thanks very much miss |
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Sanitty(m): 12:32pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
29th - 31st October, 2012 Briefing of Prospective Corps Members 29th - 31st October, 2012 What does this entail & must someone be there personally? |
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by Sanitty(m): 12:07am On Oct 21, 2012 |
Hello the Gurus in the house, those anyone know a reliable engineer in computer village that can help me install a custom rom on ma s2? Pls let me knw how I can locate his shop |
Phones / Apple Vs. Samsung: A Peace Treaty by Sanitty(m): 8:24pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
(CNN) -- On an historic autumn day in 2012, online warriors from both sides of the epic Apple- Samsung feud agreed to set aside their powerful smartphones and resolve their tensions, which had grown intolerable. What follows is the HTML version of their agreement, the Cupertino-Seoul Apple-Samsung Fanboy Treaty. Conciliatory Treaty WHEREAS, the respective Parties, the Apple Fanboys (also known as "Apple Fanbois," "Fanb0yz," "iPhoners" or simply "The Mac Faithful," among many other names) and the Samsung Fanboys (also known as "Apple H4terz," "Galaxians" or "Androiders" seek a lasting peace, both online and off, and... WHEREAS, online forums, queues for new products and technology blogs have become polluted with smack talk, useless feature comparisons and Photoshopped ads meant to deride and belittle each other's device preference, and... WHEREAS both sets of Parties recognize that a competitive market is both critical and necessary for continued technological innovation to benefit all, especially early adopters... NOW, THEREFORE, the Parties agree to abide by the agreements herein, enumerated in the terms of the articles set forth below: ARTICLE 1 Apple Fanboys agree not to keep bringing up the August 2012 $1 billion patent verdict against Samsung as a way of trying to squelch any disagreement over who may have copied what, recognizing that the case covered a limited scope of features. Samsung Fanboys will similarly cease efforts to end all arguments by discussing "Open" versus "Closed" platforms, accepting that there are numerous advantages and disadvantages to each. ARTICLE 2 Apple Fanboys won't list how many apps are available for iOS (more than 700,000, since the treaty brought it up) on every message board about app development while Samsung Fanboys will minimize cross-Party discussion of expandable SD-card memory, replaceable batteries, screen size, NFC technology or how Android's notifications are still way better than Apple's, even after Notification Center was added to iOS and Mac OS X. ARTICLE 3 Both Parties will agree that Widgets, often touted as a selling point by Samsung Fanboys, are actually kinda dumb, but then so is Apple's "Podcast" app, which is just absolutely the worst. Apple Fanboys acknowledge that Animated Wallpaper would be a nice feature to have while Samsung Fanboys admit that late at night, they sometimes wake up screaming from nightmares about product upgrade fragmentation across the Android platform. ARTICLE 4 Apple Fanboys vow to stop taking the words of Steve Jobs (RIP) about going thermonuclear on Google over Android as personal marching orders. Samsung Fanboys agree to share some of the 50 Gigabytes of Dropbox storage that came with their Galaxy S3 phone and to let Apple Fanboys play around with the Swype keyboard feature whenever it is requested. ARTICLE 5 Both Parties agree to a complete and immediate ban on mocking in the following manner: Apple Fanboys will no longer pick up a Samsung Note device and hold it up to their ear, shouting, "HELLO!? I THINK THIS PHONE IS TOO BIG FOR MY FACE!" Samsung Fanboys likewise agree to stop posting images online of people holding up iPads to take photos, superimposed with the word "FAIL" on the image. ARTICLE 6 Samsung Fanboys agree to immediately boycott and disown television commercials making fun of Apple customers standing in line. Apple Fanboys, in exchange, promise to stop treating iPhone and iPad launch days like a national holiday or, Steve Jobs forbid, like the Woodstock of their generation. ARTICLE 7 The oath to be taken by both Apple and Samsung Fanboys upon ratification of this peace treaty shall be in the following form: "I ....... do solemnly swear allegiance to all sleek, cutting-edge, full-featured mobile devices, be they made by Apple or by manufacturers of Android-based products. Should I feel the need to criticize, boast by comparison or complain about a product that rivals the one I own and use, such Internet-based venom will be directed at a third-party target [namely Windows mobile or, ha ha, BlackBerry users. LAME.]." IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the respective Parties sign this Treaty by digital signature or QR Code, then Tweet a link for all to see. BY AGREEMENT OF BOTH PARTIES, war between Apple and Samsung Fanboys is declared to have terminated October, 2012. edition.cnn.com/2012/10/19/tech/mobile/apple-samsung-peace-treaty/index.html |
Phones / Re: For All Those Who Say Samsung Aren't Copying Apple.... by Sanitty(m): 10:32pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
The guy don keep quiet o!!! Eeyah!Poor fan bwoi |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Reject Illiterate Graduates Of ESUT by Sanitty(m): 2:34pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
Go to NYSC facebook page and hear "graduates" murdering grammar... :oGo to NYSC facebook page and hear "graduates" murdering grammar... |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hezbollah Claim Drone shot-down By Israel by Sanitty(m): 10:44am On Oct 12, 2012 |
berem: WHAT DA FUCCK IS A DRONE? Some peeps here don't know what it is.why don't you peeps say what it is and what its used for?drone a highly encrypted unmanned airplane(no pilot) that is mostly used to spy on or attack the enemy |
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house3)- A Happier House by Sanitty(m): 12:08pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
Abbasufi:alright sir, I'll be there on Tuesday |
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house3)- A Happier House by Sanitty(m): 9:55am On Sep 28, 2012 |
princessmia:I hope so |
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house3)- A Happier House by Sanitty(m): 9:30am On Sep 28, 2012 |
Hello big house, got ma good news this morning from BUK...2012222...Abbasufi & Princess will see their's today I sure... But the yawa be say dem inter changed my name; instead of ma surname first dem put ma name first, will this cause any problem for camp? |
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house3)- A Happier House by Sanitty(m): 1:53am On Sep 10, 2012 |
Abbasufi:thank you sir |
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house3)- A Happier House by Sanitty(m): 4:27pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
princessmia: yepalright sister, nice to meet ya |
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house3)- A Happier House by Sanitty(m): 12:45pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
princessmia: brother from BUK, you are welcome!thanx sister, you're from BUK too? |
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house3)- A Happier House by Sanitty(m): 8:42am On Sep 09, 2012 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Bbm Pin Exchange by Sanitty(m): 7:18pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
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