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nice one, i like it

hey ya, u r growing o, hapi humorous birtday

for those that didnt see d humor, i apologize, i dont kno how 2 explain jokes, its either u get it or u dont, no offence

so studio is d chairman around here efemena

A man who had just died, arrived at heaven's gate. Before allowing him entry, St. Peter asked him if he'd ever loved a woman.
No, the man replied, Not a single one.
Did you have a friend you cared for?
No.
Perhaps you loved a pet? Did you not feel a love for nature?
No.
What took you so long to get here? asked a surprised St. Peter. You've been dead for ages.

me sef i notic am

where is d joke? is dis supose 2 b funny?

@vic2k3 , a picture is worth a thousand words, so jokes can come in the form of pictures, next time i let u kno its a pic
@studio u r so hard to please
@xiana so dey fear studio, what if she was refering 2 u? i wonder waht u will do, that i av nt heard of
@whiteroses lol funny comnination
@hectoswag , i hope 2 find beta ones

u can do beta

where is d joke?

notin do me

am i suppose 2 click d link, when there are other jokes to read IN the forum not THROUGH d forum

where is d humor?

hilarious , loll , that connected is a classic

If you want to be seen—stand up;
If you want to be heard—speak up;
If you want to be appreciated—shut up.

nice one, lets exchange links, holla me

wen u say alternative source of income can u pls be specific? is it online ,offline or both? let me kno if its worth d time and d effort

go to the stations and ask, is dat a difficult task?

u beta have sth solid to offer for goin tru all dis trouble

nice one , well said

my guy, people r dying 2 get just 1 job and u want 2 combine two, find a business to do in your sparetime, i hope its not d glotemp job u r tlkin abt? inside sources say its a 3 mths hire

thank you all 4 ur response, i really think getin the glo 3g modem will be good considerin that glo-1 cable is comin soon, (bolaaremu 16k? how now?, seal777 i av starcomms izap but i dnt want 2 kip payn 6500 4 100hrs or 7k for 9am-9pm, with d glo modem i think i can get 1GB for d whole month for 5k, pushkin tanks so much i just might take u up on ur offer wen am ready)

how is d service? is it ok?

Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them.
How are you going to travel on a single ticket? asked a lawyer.
Wait and watch? answered one of the engineers.

When they boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but the three engineers crammed into a toilet and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train started, the ticket collector arrived. He knocked on the toilet door and asked, Ticket please? The door opened just a crack and a single
arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The ticket collector took it and moved on. Seeing this, the lawyers decided to the same thing on the return trip.
So when they got to the station, they bought only one ticket. To their astonishment, the engineers didn't buy any.How are you going to travel without a ticket? asked one of the perplexed lawyers.
Wait and watch? answered an engineer.

In the train, the three engineers crammed into a toilet and the three lawyers into another nearby. Soon after the train started, one of the engineers got out of the toilet and walked to one where the lawyers were hiding.
He knocked on the door and said, Ticket, please?

Maid: What do you want, sir?
Visitor: I want to see your master.
Maid: What’s your business, please?
Visitor: There is a bill,
Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village,
Visitor: Which I have to pay him,
Maid: And he returned this morning.

hisss , so d resources u av found r too large to be pasted or attached here, na heroes / 4GB? rubbish

One day 3 people were stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said, "If you do what we say, we won’t kill you". So the 3 people followed the orders from the cannibals. The cannibals said, "Go into the forest and pick 10 pieces of the first kind of fruit you see".

So the first person came back out of the forest with 10apples. The cannibals said, "Stick the apples up in your ass without making a facial expression". The person then frowned in pain after the second apple, so the cannibals killed him.

The second person came back out of the forest with 10 cherries. The cannibals said, "Put the cherries up your ass without making a facial expression". The person thenstarted laughing on the tenth cherry, so they killed him.

In heaven, the person with apples asked the person with cherries "why did you start laughing at the tenth cherry? You were almost there". The person replied, "I saw the third person come out with pineapples."

wat do u want 2 kno abt dem? do u av a job 4 dem?

ok i will give dis a try afterall dem no dey luk for 10 yrs cognate experience wey i no get

hisss , go and get a typist job, all this talk for 3k