Akay:

Ehh..nahh. Just chill, we'll soon sleep so u can have the thread all to yourself

I Take That As No. I Plan To Sleep Too.

Let Me Give You Guys Popular Sayings Of The Lecturers Of The Faculty I Grad From...Ready?

Some Guys Kept Seats And Did Assignments For The Ladies Hoping They Would Get Some...##

In The Days When Results Used To Be Pasted On Boards...You See People Go There With Paper and Biro...Jotting Down The Grades Of Others....#FunnyThings

He Resigned His Farm Appointment.

psoto:
I'm not sure I'll know how τ̅☺ pet a farmer.

#ScratchHisHeadWithA'Hoe.

Gods-child:


Please come back, you forgot your lantern...

Hahahaha...

Mz nAirA:

. Actually A̶̲̥̅̊m also practicing d theory of ♏γ̲̣̣̥ studied course in d university. ℓ remain a homopolithecus for life

Good!

Dahrach:

Lol, thanks 4 d offer, I hav ladies in d house, who are willing to help cos d its football dats invoke 4 u guyz, make u no go do mistake buy chelsea jersey 4 me.

Lol..

Gods-child:


Hehehehhehhehehhee....ROTFL!!!

W-wonderful
I-inspiring
T-trustworthy
C-charming
H-honest

WOW!...All for PSOTO??....Oh, what a lucky babe she is, a perfect creature to have as a sweetheart...

Moves...

Gods-child:


Oh yeah!...And I'm sure everyman would like to have a W.I.T.C.H in his life....Yes! I would!!!...

I See Moves...

darefestus:
Relationships are generally overated i think.

You Are Right!

Mz nAirA:

Loooooooooooool!!!!!!! Yes oh I ve to support the man oh cuz my whole family esp dad is aspiring for a position under his(iroko) new tenure

Smart Lady...Making Daddy Proud.

IbroSaunks:
Thanks, I knew someone had to explain at some point, didn't want to be the one. I got friendzoned on purpose, I just wasn't ready yet and it would never have lasted. I see things more clearly now.

It May Have Lasted Oh!

psoto:
Sorry, but its too long τ̅☺ write.
Choose a more suitable shorter version then.

To the topic,
Some of us have been in the convent since.

I Fear Convent Sisters More....

IbroSaunks:
LoL, a challenge! Actually I was friendzoned 1 or 2 times. I couldn't even ask them out, + I was religious and I was a recluse, like I said before. I did man up once though. Unfortunately that was when I was to go for SIWES, and while we tried, it failed eventually! You see GC, now yours isn't better

Friendzoned?

Gods-child:


Hmmmm...Maybe he was crying cos you were staring at him...

Oga GC!

IbroSaunks:
LooL at Wizkid and Davido clone. When they are young they all want a knight in shiny armour. They forget they are not in medeival England ! I don't entirely blame 'em though, guys too want Beyonce, Rihanna (and Nina Dobrev from VD ) If only peeps were more realistic...

At least you learnt a valuable skill

Hahahaha...

darefestus:

Regarding Ibro's topic, let me start.
I was quite the nerdy type in sch and as such didnt hang out with too many ladies except my 'casual friends'. I made an attempt @ wooing one CSC babe like that(from 100-final year) and got rebuffed everytime. Then came final year and i met me this 100l chick(the ex) and it started well, but it ended in heartbreak(you know how these girls want you to be davido/whiz kid clone)...I sha thank God that i left her better than i met ha, academically i mean. I learnt a lot dealing with her, now, i can read what is on a lady's mind even before she thinks it.
The Moral of the story is: Never expect people to give you exactly wat you give them.. They can disappoint.

Nerds Do Not Usually Have Game, Both Are Mutually Exclusive.

psoto:

He falls off the bed,
I'll leave him there till daybreak.
By then, he's expected τ̅☺ be under the bed (depending on the type of bed sha)

Wicked W.i.t.c.h P....Would Leave The Kid On The Floor...

IbroSaunks:
Ahh, that's a far-fetched inference oh. It doesn't matter, if he brings a theory forth with proof (thereby making it a law), I will definitely accept. But I can't respect him as much as Einstein for example, who believed in God. All that matters is, he believed in a theory that I refute vehemently, and I believe I am right. Therefore he's good but he's not all that. It's all about sentiment bro, you can't take that away fron human nature.

The Question Is: How Can You Say There Is No God?

Mz nAirA: Shout out to god's child, princess,sbabaj,abbasufi,psoto,akay,cy09,..... ℓ feel like doing a shout out today to everyone but ℓ dnt know everybody's name here so no vex if ur name no ∂ε̲̣γ̲̣ for writing here. Shout out to you too. Love you guys mucho..... Oops gat to go ♏γ̲̣̣̥ food is burning

Shout To You , Miss.

psoto:
Its because they consider it a good thing worth celebrating.
They feel slighted or left out if they aren't carried along.

There Is More To Come From Them Then...'Cos I Am Sticking With 50!

psoto:
To be what?
Oh....To be a Welsh..
No, you're wrong.
I'm a Nigerian.

You Know You Are, We Are Sure You Are... You Are W.I.T.C.H.!

darefestus: @Abbasufi
He doesnt o. Dude is an owl.

I Can't Help Laughing...

Akay:

thats not news jor. i'm sure he and psoto go to dsame meeting at night.

all this many many banning.... hmm

I Do Not Attend Meetings...But Psoto Used To.

Akay:

Poke! poke! U sleep everyday (not like ur SBabaJ) so that's enough time out for u.
As for ur winsh eyes, till u confess, we can't help u.
Go ahead and gimme the look. U don't scare me!!

Lol!

psoto:
Now I know I shouldn't have told any of the stories.
I think I've been talking too much since yesterday.
#Hibernation Mode Activated#

Don't Hibernate, Just Enjoy The "Leg Pulling"!

Gods-child:
Habaa! Have you forgotten you sell lanterns??


You have clothes??...

Lanterns?

Gods-child:


Baby D, what's that??...You searching for network??

Lol

£STUNT!!!

psoto:
I'm surprised.

I Did The Others Just To Fulfill All Righteousness.....I Understood Them, But Didn't Like Them At All.

psoto:

Seriously?

Yes Dear....