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Can sell a 2001 sienna to u for 720 if u ready ...Sweet n ready to b urs

It's clean and sweet.Just arrived with 158419 mileage and goes for 1.75m .Also negotiable ,Kindly call Me Benjamin on 08035079449

How To Know You Are Cursed
1. If you download anything from the internet and it Fails at 99%
2. If you buy a phone for 20k today and the next day the price drops to 12k.
3. You go to the restaurant on your first date and after eating fish, the bone chokes you!
4. After working for 30 days, you get fired without salary.
5. If you take cheat into the exam hall, and can't understand your own handwriting.
6. If you scope a girl, take her to your room for action and junior does not stand.
7. If after using a strong heavy perfume, your body odour still remains stronger than RAID . 8. If after photo shopping your picture, you still look ugly.
9. If you Break-Up with your BF/GF and he/ she wins 100Mil.dollars the next day!
10. If the person that you were cursing out in traffic turns out to be the one interviewing you for a job.
11. If you lied to armed robbers that you don’t have a phone, then it rings
12. If you work in a company for ten years without promotion or rise in salary.
13. If you didnt pass both mathematics and english in your final exams.
14. If you slap a millitary man. 15. If your car spents more time at the mechanic than on the road.
16. If you are an arsenal fan. 17. If your only child joins the Nigerian police force.
18. If a rat eats only your name out of your important documents.
19. If you mistake super glue for eye drop.
20. If you are signed as the defender for a European club and your first task is to mark lionel messi.
21. If you lie to arm robber that you don't have money and your phone start ringing and said ''chop my money, I don't care.''
22. If you get to the Exam hall and you can't remember your first name.

Insect scares me

This car just arrived and its super clean ,with interior leather and low mileage of 72,000.For sale for 3.5million Naira but we open to negotiation.
Location is Lagos island and kindly reach me on 08028070233 (Solomon).
Thanks

bee ,woah is a stinging insect

seankay:
Dry pass garri

Then let hear your ....Donkey face

Dispensation is a big for for an ijebu man

It's white in color and d only issue is that the ignition key needs to be changed .And am selling because I urgently need money.The price is 400,000 but can be negotiated. Thanks and you can reach me on 08028070233.For more info.
Location ;Lagos island .
Thanks

200k .. Am a serious buyer and ready like now now

Good mrng peepz ,saw this in my sis journal n wanna share
Have you had a crush before? You know, that feeling you have
when you see someone you really like and your heart literally
misses a beat?
Or you even sense his cologne and all of a sudden, you can't
think of anything else but him? You gape at him so much that
you run into a wall and bump your head? I bet you have had
your share of this utterly confusing yet miserably beautiful
feeling or whatever it is that we refer to as a crush.
Let me tell you about one of my crushes when I was an
innocent little Ondo girl. For privacy purposes let's call him
Teddy, shall we? Oh he was tall and lanky. Friends who were
close to me then knew these two descriptions totally drove
me crazy but if he played any musical instrument at all, well
then of course I would simply be 'drunk in crush'.
Hmmm, Teddy was actually a good friend, or more like a
'spiritus' brother. We used to hang out a lot and talk for hours
unend as we had a lot in common. I remember making some
pancakes one time, wrapping them ever-so sweetly and
packing them into a take away pack for my Teddy. I walked all
the way from my hall to his wondering, if he'd like my
pancakes.
Well, I wasn't about to back out now, I told myself, until I got close to his room and peeped through his
window only to find my crush Teddy chatting in his musical
voice with some other babe.This boy kill me
oh!
Upon seeing them, I backed away slowly like Jerry who had
seen sleeping Tom and did not want any wahala. To be
honest, my heart was broken. That night I cried myself to
sleep. The next time I saw Teddy, I smiled sweetly at him as if
nothing had ever happened and everything went back to
normal except for my heart.
I never ever had the courage to let Teddy know I had a crush
on him. I was chicken! But actually come to think of it, is this
not so because as young ladies we are somehow oriented to
believe that a girl must never make the first move?
Recently, I had yet another opportunity to be a panelist in a Singles forum to discuss the subject
of women proposing to men first. My opinion was simple; in
your twenties, the idea of being chased is actually exciting!
You know, saying no to the poor boy a countless times when
you're actually nuts over him, until another girl starts getting
his attention?
That's fun and all but when you're in your thirties, you most
likely know what you want in life and do not have the time or
energy to do 'no no no yes no yes no yes ok yes please don't
go'. At this point when you have a crush and the person has
the potential to be Mr. Right Now, I don't believe you should
lose guard kroaaa.
Of course if he is not your friend already, then you MUST do
your background check to ensure he is a correct dude...you
know, his family, workplace, friends, etc before you make any
moves.
Here is what I propose, stage 1: give him hints-you know-
compliment him, be extra attentive, call to check up on him
every now and then, invite him over for dinner, go watch a
movie, etc. But ladies, we all know sometimes men are either
simply clueless or are wearing POP and can simply not make
the first move even if their lives depends on it! If this is your
wahala then Fabulous sister, move to stage 2: please be bold
and tell him how you feel about him. Look, some men actually
find it sexy when the woman makes the first move and I know
some of such men.
In fact, when I asked a male friend how he would feel if a
woman proposed to him first, this was his response: 'I will like her deeply. It's a turn on and I will respect
her because it is a sign of confidence'. Interestingly, the
response from the female callers on the show was 50-50,
while ALL THE MALE CALLERS said they would not mind at all
if a woman proposes first and they would not respect that
woman any less. Well there you go! It's really in our heads, this
fear of being rejected.
A fabulous woman must learn to be bold. Please, don't be a
chicken like Honey the little Ondo girl!
Life is not that long for you to be dying inside anytime you see
him but can't hold his hand or hear him say 'I love you'. Love
really is beautiful but you need courage to start and sustain it.
I say go for it! Seriously, what have you got to lose? You're
already fabulous and nothing can change that.

2000 Lexus RX 300 Leather Seat Chrome Alloy Wheels 101,451miles 6 Cylinder Engine Automatic Drive All Wheel Drive Biege white interior Location;Lagos island and Marina precisely Asking Price:1.9M and negotiable Contact 0802-807-0233 Mr Ben

2000 Lexus RX 300
Leather Seat
Chrome Alloy Wheels
101,451miles
6 Cylinder Engine
Automatic Drive
All Wheel Drive
Biege white interior
Location;Lagos island and Marina precisely
Asking Price:1.9M and negotiable
Contact 0802-807-0233 Mr Ben

Dear President since 2009 till now over hundred of us from unilorin did Industrial Trainee and we not paid a kobo. Send acct no like,sort code like... Still nothing ooo

Language barrier is now common in this dispensation

Learning is a vital process attached to growth in ones life.

LET'S TRY THIS GAME: It's called "THE LAST MAN STANDING" The one who comments last wins, with each WORD that ends ur sentence, the next person to comment will use ur last WORD to start his or her sentence. Example: "welcome to the game", next person'll start with "GAME" E.g "Game of this sort is for matured minds" Next person'll start with "MINDS" and so on.... Please if u find out ur comment is not in line with the GAME'S rule, delete and try again. I'll start with: Life is a teacher the more we live the more we learn. Next person should start with "LEARN" Let's go....

MrFlavvor:
Tha is a sex doll. OP and lies. One other guy posted this earlier this year too.

Pls. Mr Flavovor Google it and u know it's real and not a doll.

Lee Hee Danae - who according to her social media account is 15 years old - has been transformed into a living doll A teenage girl who reportedly underwent plastic surgery to win back an ex- boyfriend has become an internet sensation. Lee Hee Danae - who according to her social media account is 15-years-old - has been transformed into a living doll with her new features. She posted a series of pictures on the Chinese version of Facebook Weibo, and has almost 320,000 followers. According to Shanghai List , a number of people commenting have said she is "too beautiful to look at". Her date of birth is given as May, 1999.

that question even Adam no get answer to it

SonOfTheLion:
you won't believe how these guys were responding on phone... very annoying! !

Its not their fault. Wen more than 81% of d population are illiterate and all our forces is also populated by illiterate people .So wat do u except.... Thanks so much for d info cuz was almost taking there

18k and like now now now Pls kindly send me a text with ur phone on 08028070233.thanks

Thanks man

Pls wats d price range like ?cuz am interested in d first stand

In Africa this is total iranu .Mtcheeew

pls how much

chymystique:
Your grammer made the story kinda uninspiring, boring and unapt to read. Its well

Madam wetin b ur name .Make we know say u go school abi.Nonsense na people like Una we go c say na college of education u go .U dis nonsense thing come nairaland to form nonsense ....Mtcheeew

add me man n pls let's talk business .08035079449