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YOU SURE 10YRS REMAIN INSIDE UR LIFE SO

DemonSlayer:
This is so heartbreaking. Almighty God, please don't take offense, but I genuinely think there's something broken with your baby distribution system. I’m not trying to be insolent—you know my heart—but how can couples who are desperately trying for a baby remain childless, spending millions on medical interventions, while others who neither understand nor appreciate the miracle of creating another human soul are given children they neglect or harm? How can someone be stup!d enough to throw a baby into a river because of a m0r0n!c mudafvck!n comment made by other equally demented, !d!otic, disgusting worms. Anyone with half a mind can see this thing no balance. Is it too much to ask you to fix this injustice?

What? Life's not fair? OK, if you say so. But that doesn't stop me from praying that you divert all innocent babies from the wombs of ido!ts to those of responsible "baren" women desperately looking for fruit of the womb. How much will it take? You can remove 10 years from my life for whatever number of children that can be saved through this prayer. Over to You.

Sigh

BLOOD MONEY

Treasure17:
Tall for nothing.

LOLS
U BE WEREY

PAY TRIBUTE ?

IS HE DEAD

WHY PAYING TRIBUTE..!!!

HE DON GO KNACK PERSON GIRLFRIEND

Hungry Lot....

THANK GOD THE CONGRATULATIONS IS COMING AFTER HIS WINNING.

... CUS TINUBULATION NA BADLUCK

Whao....!!!!

Guess both sides are targeting top officials.

Its alright sha

I HOPE THIS IS NOT HIS LAST.
... Just thinking out loud.

Sigh

To have enough money to celebrate my new family's birthday, my anniversary, my birthday, etc is as below listed:-

* MY NEW BORN BABY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW (Dec 18th, 2024)
* CHRISTMAS IS ON 25TH
* NEW YEAR IS ON 1ST
* MY WIFE BIRTHDAY IS JANUARY 4TH
* MY FIRST BORN SON BIRTHDAY IS JANUARY 21ST
* MY ANNIVERSARY IS FEB 23RD
* VALENTINE'S DAY IS FEB 14TH
* MY BIRTHDAY IS FEB 15TH.

LACK OF EDUCATION left you guys behind.

Na una dey drag this country behind.

Make we all divide, una no gree.

THIEFery Pastor

tammyf:
Your location pls

Niger State

EmmyMaestro:
Picture

Wifey already killed both a packaged inside freezer

kay29000:
Okay. I knew you had to be in the north to get it that cheap. Thanks for the response.

🙌🙌

kay29000:
Which state? Most people now sell big Broiler for 25k.

NIGER STATE.

BOUGHT VERY BIG ONE TODAY N12,500.
BOUGHT TWO.

THE MEAT FULL BIGGEST POT.

OLD FOOLS...
SEE HOW DEM SPOIL THE SCHOOL LOVELY NAME.

Shey na today una KNOW.

Those COWs can never be recognized as NIGERIANs.

FALS GO FUVK HER TOTO TIRE

Lordogaebuka:
He is certainly more brilliant than you in his old age. Nkita!

More brilliant than your faada...!!!

AGE IS NO LONGER ON THIS OLD MAN SIDE.

BRAIN RETARDATION SETTING IN.

KILL DEM ALL.
DEM NO BE IGBO.., WE NO KNOW WHERE THE ANIMALS CROP OUT FROM.

Sigh

Sigh

They should go and die.

When they think they can win vote by giving birth to numerous children like where fowl is laying egg.
And voting based on religion and tribalism.

You guys should enjoy the rubbish you voted for.

SIGN OF OSU (outlast).

The foolish old Man have spoken.

These yahoo pastors should SHUT UP..!!!

Do you mean STAGED miracle

SEE THE SOO CALLED FOOLISH GHOST

Gistmedia10:
In a shocking viral video, a Nigerian pastor has stirred outrage after allegedly performing a staged miracle where he claimed to bring a man back to life. The footage shows a man lying in a casket, his face eerily pale and covered in white powder, creating the illusion of death. The pastor could be heard declaring, "It's not yet your time to go; that's what God told me," before commanding the man's "spirit" to return.

In a dramatic turn of events, the man seemingly rose from the coffin with the help of the church workers, prompting an explosion of wild jubilation inside the church. Women rolled on the floor, others leaped with joy, and the congregation erupted into songs and dances. The scene, intended to portray divine intervention, quickly became the center of controversy online.

Netizens have accused the pastor of faking the miracle, pointing out that the man lying in the coffin was visibly breathing during the act. Outraged comments flooded social media, with some laying curses on the pastor for "making a mockery of Christianity" and others calling for authorities to investigate the alleged deception.


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