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2027 will be a year of the CENSUS of mo*Rons in Nigeria. It will take a paid ediot or mo*Ron to come out and line up to cast a vote that is already officially doomed to manipulation by the recent legislative tactical cancellation of electronic transmission of votes from polling centers

Nijaforward:
Nigerians are fools to still be listening to these Apc and still wanting to vote for them ….very shameful…can you hear this jargons from a sitting senator in a democratic government

My friend no one is listening to them neither is anyone ready to vote. Nigerians are under siege by bandits on every front. The most callous and terrifying of these bandits are the bandits who have legitimized themselves as demoNcratic government. You just heard how they scuffled the proposal to make electoral transmission of votes mandatory. They opted for the old trusted way that gives them unlimited leverage to nullify the mandate of the people. These bandits in power have conquered Nigeria and taken it's people for a spoil. Nevertheless the wrath of God is boiling somewhere and the vessels of that boiling will soon cover them all..

Maxymilliano:
https://blueprint.ng/2027-states-with-high-votes-will-enjoy-more-fg-projects-barau/?fbclid=Iwb21leAPwNxhjbGNrA_A3FWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHry3jdnNI5klmc4mcNeT1eOZOWwXTq_uQEoWD9Glzax5Y58zrjtkJ_DSp2DZ_aem_CfgWpgNWxNAMf0IcoW6SwA

So greater votes confer more rights of citizenship or more eligibility to the resources of the motherland? This *slowpoke and his uncommon primitive principal are an embarrassment to civilization

fergie001:
https://thesun.ng/senate-rejects-mandatory-electronic-transmission-of-results-retains-2022-electoral-act-provisions/

Chambers of fraud!
The greatest single obstruction to the progress of Nigeria is the FRAUD masquerading as democratic government. The government is a scam and the leaders are scumbags. The Nigeria people are themselves a people of fraud who deserve nothing less than a government of fraud. Where are the so-called civil societies in Nigeria? Where are the elite professional societies? Where is ASUU? Where is NANS? How come they have not risen to fight these day light gangsters to a standstill? How come they have not risen to fight these enemies of progress in the so-called hallowed chambers? The single act that would permanently eliminate electral fraud and guarantee electoral credibility is what the lawless lawmakers have assassinated on the floor of the chambers. And the corrupt society is keeping mute! Evidently the coming 2027 election is another joke where these criminals will again take Nigeria on another periodic cruise. I cannot waste my precious time on that cruise.

Obviously the citizens of this country are not serious about securing their territories. It goes without saying that invaders who are evidently serious would take them over.

amaridigital:
Where is west central Nigeria?
This obedient writer in a bit to rejoice in the sad news and to rewrite the geographical landscape of the country is now referring to kwara state west central Nigeria.
Kwara state is in the North. North Central to be precise.

If Plateau is not called North, why call Kwara North?

Goodmarlian:
There is this girl I have known since we were in school, she is beautiful, independent and very outspoken, she thicks almost all my boxes except one thing,just like most girl do, this girl hardly reply chats, Infact any means to contact her online never works.

When we were in school this girl buys me things whenever she visits ,gives me attention and talks to me for hours, and sometimes she whines me about marriage, the girl is from Anambra while I am from imo she told me she doesn't have friends from imo except me, that she doesn't even know why she likes me.

Whenever she wants to go home I grab her by the waist and peck her to test if her intentions are romantic she will just smile and go.

I have given up all my romantic intentions towards her since last year and moved on but she came around last week Thursday, called me on phone that she is in an eatery opposite school that I should come around, so I went to see her there she hugged me we talked and once again she bought food and drink for me and we gisted about a whole lot of things she started calling me her love you see whining again? After that day she said I should call her or chat her up, I laughed and told her she has forgotten she hardly replies chats and calls, she laughed meaning she knows what she is doing.

OK this morning I chatted her up to thank her for her hospitality that day till this moment she hasn't replied I just tire for the girl

I am thinking about making a drastic and brutal decision of not having anything to do with her again, even if she contacts me.

You think the independent lady who buys you things and lunch has time for the frivolities of online chats and social media?! You are curiously offended by what you should be thankful for! Which husband online wife epp?!

Marvieduke:
In the ongoing issue between mercy Johnson and Angela okorie which has made Angela to be remanded in prison pending her appearance in court her ex boyfriend has come out to plead for release but in a mockery post that got people laughing

He says: I beg make una forg!ve grandma na just cho cho cho and lie lie she sabi, na one old woman wen she chop the woman husband for asaba swear for her.

No one can dispute the fact that this babe is flippant and NOTORIOUS! It is now time to pay and hopefully get sober thereafter

Lovelink1991:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX6rEhpwnHg

It was like a joke when a lady who appear to be the girlfriend of the guy that was hugged by his ex-girlfriend in the present of his girlfriend in a mall

Is the girlfriend afraid that the ex may take the guy back or why did she has to act that way?

Tell us , what is EX about that hug ? Abeg make that girl delete that so called boyfriend ASAP. He no get direction..

Sheikh Umah Bashi is a terrorist in the embryo. The earlier terrorist as this are effectively and decisively checked , the better for Nigeria. If this nation cannot check lawless bigots as this who think they possess monopoly of violence, then Nigeria better decide to carve out two nations. One for the true federalists and the other for sharia bigots. Let this country come to rest, one way or the other! Enough is enough

alphonsoolajide:
Source


https://eyesoflagos.com/2026/01/27/man-denies-pregnant-woman-seat-bus-equality-drama/

That vomit was a well guided missile! The brotherhood is disgusted with the cruelty of that man. He offended the generation to come.

Moresalt:
Please, can anyone identify this snake... Poisonous or not?

So, my dogs forcefully went outside the gate today in the afternoon. It's not really the usual time to go out to pee and stuff, so I was a bit angry and wanted them to come back.

They wasted a bit of time running around the bush and I started chasing them a little before they knew I was serious and they wouldn't like me to graduate to using some well orchestrated spanks first...

Finally they got in the living room (not using the cage for now cos they disturb/bark at the neighbors). Then just as I was about to close the door and turn back I found this shocker chilling like a confused fish out of water.

Thankfully it wasn't too comfortable to slither on tiles so it was very easy to target the head first.

It must have hidden itself around one of the dog's body—maybe the more hairy one. Cos I just move in 2 months ago, there could be no other way for such except for small cockroaches and maybe wall geckos I should try to deal with it.



Please help identify it...

Check your ancestral line if there are serpentine connections. They may be sending a message of neglect to you

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f5xpn0uc-4

Tonto Dikeh tearfully shares testiimony in Church of how she reconciled with her ex-husband, Olakunle Churchill, and allowed him into their son’s life.

Olakunke Churchill Reacts:



https://www.instagram.com/p/DT7WCuRDJmc/?igsh=MTRiaGszN3F1ZjMxcw==


Recall that Tonto Dikeh called Churchill A One-Minute Man during their bitter divorce in 2019. Thank God that they've settled.

Reconcile as in?! As in husband and wife when the man now has a wife with children? This media trend is a huge disrespect to his wife and children

ufotunang:
Should had sent the girl out of the house and back to her parents house... that should had been more better

Read well

lagostrendboy:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2026/01/22/edo-man-regains-freedom-after-60-days-kidnappers-den/

Bringing pain and agony to the innocent because your lazy ass can't work for your food. You chose not to fear God. You will be made to fear God by Force very soon

Marvieduke:
An Igbo gay man, Innocent Ndubuisi Okechukwu, marries his male lover, wearing Igbo attire in the church, as officiated by a reverend father.

1. The black man is a Nigerian by name Innocent Ndubuisi Okechukwu. He is a composer and pianist with a significant body of work and academic study in music.

2. He started in a Catholic minor seminary (secondary school) and sang/played music there. He never went to major seminary.

3. The white man is called Greg. He is a chorister and a lector (reader) in Episcopal Church.

4. The “wedding” took place in St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church in Downers Grove, Illinois (USA).

5. The Episcopal Church belongs to the global Anglican Communion, a fellowship of churches worldwide that recognizes the Archbishop of Canterbury for unity. As an Episcopal church, St. Andrew's shares this Anglican heritage and connection to the broader communion.

6. The minister is Rev. Gregg Morris. He is the rector (senior minister) of that parish.

7. The Episcopal Church does permit clergy to officiate same-sex marriages, and the denomination has authorized religious weddings for gay couples.

8. I hope this clarification helps. Thanks for your attention!

A bunch of wizards performing orgy in their coven..

Kelle443:
Gen Z Teacher Reprimands 2 Primary Two Pupils She Caught Staring And Talking About her Bum


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vhd-9hKC4w?si=44SfNjH01J5lluie

A classroom moment has taken social media by storm after a Gen Z teacher confronted two primary school pupils who admitted to joking about her backside during class.

In the now-viral video, the teacher calmly questioned the pupils, leading to a shocking and humorous confession involving the phrase “when the teacher stands up, her water-water bum-bum will follow.” 😳

The incident has sparked massive reactions online, with viewers debating discipline in schools, children’s exposure to social media, and Gen Z teachers’ experiences in the classroom.
Was the teacher’s response appropriate? Should pupils be held more accountable for such jokes?
Watch the full video and join the conversation in the comments 👇

Social hypocrisy. A generation attempting to evade the consequences of their wayward permissiveness. You celebrate the artists who coined these loose lyrics yet you want the young ones to live refined lives.

Biodun556:
https://dailytrust.com/bombardment-bandits-seek-peace-reach-out-to-lay-down-arms-kogi-govt/?fbclid=Iwb21leAPYz_tjbGNrA9jORmV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHnVw899_xTIBzpWNx2D59a2xGhdOzrixegCzUS5IEOLVH7OvETI9RbJZjo5-_aem_2XuomAQXQvS_X7SX9WuX5g&noamp=available

"The Kogi State government says several bandits have started reaching out for negotiation in their bid to lay down their arms, and turn a new leaf."

Believe this trash and claim the Guinness price for world's biggest *slowpoke. They are only buying time to regroup. A terrorist is one for life. It is a religious vow. They would gladly die rather than recant and this complacent government knows this full well.

The humbled are not humble and the regretful are not remorseful. Know this and know self preservation
If the Kogi government buys into this, it is a confirmation that they are accomplices as earlier suspected. This is the right moment to finish them off. We paid in precious lives of gallant warriors to get to this moment of destabilizing them. It would be the greatest of all travesties to now cease fire when we are evidently fought our way close to total wipe out of these evil devilish forces. May the sacrificed precious lives of fallen heroes never be in vain. Woe on you all canvasing for peace with devils.

KobolanderSegun:
Me I am Laughing..... In 2026 men are still prioritizing Female Virginity as a yardstick for marriage ? In 2026 !!!

What about Female Intelligence, Female Wisdom, Female Comportment, Female Financial Literacy ? They are not even looking to see whether she can cook. But No she must be a Virgin.

I cannot speak for everyone but no wonder Africa is so backward when you place so much energy on a state God created but you will not look for attributes that come with self development.

Dross is so common so we should demarket Gold, abi? Evil marketer

Any FISH that escapes the father's net, the net of the son will catch. Call it strategic deployment of family resources

Pakute:
https://www.channelstv.com/2026/01/13/ministry-dss-intercept-trucks-allegedly-transporting-illegally-mined-lithium-in-kwara/

Who are you fooling? You catch conveying truck but you no catch the well known and described illegal mining site! Clearly, this batch of looter no settle some ogas well. Disgraced SHITHOLE of fantastic corruption

Editorialtimes:
Owo Church Attack Trial: Witnesses Give Graphic Accounts as DSS Tenders Fresh Evidence



Source: The Bureau Newspaper

The only befitting punishment for these vile villains is to be barbecued alive after their conviction. No wonder God made a hell. A place for mass barbecue of every heartless villain. During the barbecue in hell, the devils remain alive, endlessly absorbing the pangs of hell fire. God is the best JUDGE
You call yourself a terrorist and tormentor of fellow humans. You will know what terror is all about when you encounter the wrath of your Maker.

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OLAADEGBU:
One of the alleged attacker shouted 'no Adam's apple, no Adam's apple'🚨


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15461027/Transgender-man-raped-male-psychiatric-hospital-ward-court-hears.html?ito=social-facebook&utm_sf_post_ref=651128033&utm_sf_cserv_ref=164305410295882

All na craze things! No case! Woman posing as man na craze. Man attacking the craze woman na also craze. All crazy, no case..

Aguiyimba:
Taking her back, the man is up to something

He is up to nothing. He is simply downright imbalanced to accept a noisome woman who has declared to the world how a yahoo plus pastor flogged her from pillar to post in his empire. Not to mention her other numerous runs. The unfortunate man has been emptied of his pride and manhood. The future episodes of this unfolding drama will soon be released

DissTroy:
It's called setting standards, man. I set it with all women. To pass the message, once I ditch a woman, I never talk to her again and refuse to open access to talk to them. If any mutual of ours keep talking about "I saw your ex. Man, she's gone even curvier", I shut them down immediately.

I don't search them out or never respond to messages; or read the messages.

I'd go out of my way to avoid situations which will put us in the same place.

Even talking to an ex a woman does, is a sin to me. I have ditched no less than two women the world will consider very good (kind, supportive, and selfless, and beautiful) because they talked to exes after I warned them once. Once is enough to warn you. They didn't cheat but talking is a percussor to it. It's also disrespectful to me.

I have the abundance mentality. I believe for every good, curvy and beautiful one I ditched, there was a better one who would be completely loyal and submissive.

Even my lady I settled with was given the memo. I never forgive a woman making herself seem available to any other man or even passively flirting - I'd withdraw commitment instantly.

There's nothing new to explore with an ex. We had crazy sex, I explored my adventurousness with and in her, we made memories. She should move on and never contact me.

The blessed brotherhood is proud of you

These days people purchase husbands, some even purchase god sold by yahoo pastors - but certainly not the God of Abraham.
See how pathetic the hapless bewitched fellow looked while being dragged about like a sheep to the slaughter. May such misfortune never visit the abode of the righteous

This is not the Nigeria we once had. The evil leaders of the North have disfigured the North beyond recognition. The northern hypocrites have disfigured Nigeria beyond recognition. In the bastardized North of today, you have the federal government, the state government and the jihadist government, in order of ascending power and influence. In plain language, the commander in chief of the jihadist government is over and above Tinubu. This is the same order , already established in the North, that the expanding jihadist aim to establish all over Nigeria. This is the raging battle for the soul of Nigeria. The *morons in power in the South cannot see this until they are consumed! Time is justifying Kanu

Biodun556:
https://saharareporters.com/2026/01/11/katsina-govt-confirms-saharareporters-report-defends-move-release-70-suspected-bandits

The North is taking Nigeria for a coaster ride. Terrorist jihadists are now officially the alternative government in the North. Time is justifying Kanu

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOi5HNWafj0?si=MhuTA7KGYxvCD7xc



https://gtvdaily.com/nigerian-river-ritual-video/

Display of foolishness and mental incapacity

uwa002:
Anybody that wants to date me must also be ready to take care of my 3 children”

- Single mother of three says.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UJDUiGKL7w

Who wan go there, abi the kpekus na ATM?

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU68O4zz0-8?si=Kjt6rwwll0rc7buw



https://gtvdaily.com/single-woman-marriage-criteria/#respond

How am I sure she is not a Japanese ROBOT ?

We de warn dem but dem ears don block! The girl on the street today is worse than a venomous viper but little boys continue to be lured to hell by the cosmetics of the slayers. RIP deaf brother, we gat no tear to spare!