₦airaland Forum

nikkypearl:
what m I doing here

learn u probably still single!

Amelian:
Na lie..!
Maybe excited to fucvk her and move on,cause shes drooling out of.proportion and saying the wrong things..

But marriage? Mbanu... Cos such ladies will always rub it on his face during arguements.. Like e.g. if i didnt post and juggle yur mind, u will still be there single till oldage. I saved yur fucvking ass...! And u r there giving me attitude.. Ladies like that trust me, will use such words on him at the heat of the moment during arguements.. She talks too much, thats all i see.. And such attitude is dangerous in heated quarrels.
Like play ,like play it looks thrilling and exciting for a guy to hear from a lady, abi?
No worry thats how beating starts, when she uses such tongue on him later during misunderstandings.... Before we know it, the news is viral.. Banky W , beats his wife. his career start taking a dive downnnnn....
Am looking ahead sha... AM not moved by her outburst, if am a guy.
it happen before, to someone...

babe u looking 2 way ahead,making 2 many assumptions!

[quote author=chydii post=46137010]Girls are not smiling [/quote hello chydii, 'ur beautiful smile caught my eye!

ihatebuhari:
Useless Nigeria army

what nonsense 're u spewing?

girl4rmspace:
really? lol thanks though

I sent u a pm, hoping 2 hear from you!

ireneony:
Why I can't even speak my dialect shame on me!

Eya were you not born in naija?

Oliviaarims:
I'm not Igbo. Thanks for the compliment, though.

u welcome, I sent you a Pm hope you reply!

Oliviaarims:
I'm not Igbo. Thanks for the compliment, though.

u welcome, i sent you a PM hope u reply!

Oliviaarims:
Where did they do this one again? Ekehaun campus? Perhaps, interested participants only emerged from Ekehaun campus.

hi Olivia,u far cuter why didn't contest?

ivyy:
you aren't at all

babe dat was harsh of u na!

girl4rmspace:
She looks good. Though i know people in the school who are prettier.

she's just 2 average Joe, i think u even look better!

nikkypearl:
She cute very well

I don't think u know d meaning of cuteness!

TrollTrap:
What difference does it make, after church or after work on Tuesday?

So dere was no impact of the pastors msg on 'ur conscience,just hours after!

TrollTrap:
What difference does it make, after church or after work on Tuesday?

So dere was no impact of the pastors msg on 'ur conscience,just hours after!

semiga:
to insert only the tip nah 5h

Not funny!

semiga:
to insert only the tip nah 5h

Not funny!

TrollTrap:




Looooool I'm actually crying cos I spent a lot on oloshos on Sunday after church..I should've waited two more days for this massive price slash

Guy you no dey shame,after church!

buharisbae:
there was a thread someone created about spotting an end time church in ondo or so

well today I spotted another branch of end time church in lawanson Lagos today! it seem this church is popular among the South west

The big question is WHERE IS THE HEAD QUARTER

how are you doing buharisbae? funny moniker though!

Jentilia:
anger did not even let me finish reading this immediately I read that beating part.
hear me now,if u ever go back to him then know that u are the biggest fo.ol ever in this planet.
I don't really know what is wrong with girls.
Always value yourself and the man that will value you will come along.as for the new guy,he has already told you,he doesn't know when he will be back.#dont put all your eggs in a basket#

#imagine a boyfriend beating me...them never born am that day

Take am easy o, life is not always dat black and white.Girls when dey deep in love,tolerate a lot of bullshit from a man esp dis battering tin hoping it wont happen again after he begs.Statistics usually prove them wrong though.

Jadekitana:
Please note that this thread doesn't have any intention of castigating the female folks but if you fall under these category you better start amending your ways because it's becoming annoying to me.

1) when you take them out, they bring out their phones and start snapping the food: what the hell is that? Are you that hungry? Can't you have some decorum in public? They act as though they have never seen an exotic dish in their full life. Next thing is to start looking for nylon to wrap the meat with the excuse that they can't finish it. When it comes to using cutlery they flop, you see them battling with the knife and fork. Some would put the fork on the right hand and still be feeling cool. Smh

2) They spend so much on makeup: yes with empty pockets yet they buy very expensive makeup. A friend bought a mac powder for 13k recently and was begging me to lend her money, who does that? What's the point using iman, mac, inglot, sleek, orekelewa etc when you can't pay your rent or eat properly. They always make mouth about using expensive makeups, don't let that deceive you, they are broke!!!

3) They go to expensive restaurants in group: 6girls on a table with a bottle of sprite and a plate of steak meat in a bad ass place like hardrock cafe? When they see you placing orders and swiping your card with ease they feel intimidated. You can't compare someone who leaves the house 5am everyday to work their ass off to you who spends your time chatting and doing nothing! A miracle can't happen.

4) They use really expensive phones: if i'm in a ladies hangout and you trying to impress me with your phone, I look at your hair, your handbag, your nails, your vocabulary, how you comport yourself, how you eat, what you wearing.....if all these added makes 10percent outa 100 sorry you trying too hard to fit in, you are broke!

5) They always snap pics in cars and hotel bathrooms: if I dare see multiple hotels pics as your dp, I delete that person instantly. A hotel bathroom isn't an office, the front seat of cars isn't an investment. Taking selfies in cars doesn't make you posh, how about owning one yourself? Quit the childish act today, thank me later.

6) They use fake leg chains: sorry babe if your leg chain ain't gold, you are broke! You can't be sampling a gutter used leg chain you bought from balogun and be acting big. By the way has your leg chain helped you? Those 5 piercings you'v got in your ears have they connected you? Did you decorate those piercings with gold earrings or cheap metals? Better look for a way to seal them up.

7) They worship boyfriends: sorry a relationship is cute and all but you can't be jobless and idle and be talking about boo, boyfriend, man crush 247. What do you bring to the table? Boobs and ass? A good fvck? Thrashy! Trust me, he would dump you for a lady who has focus. Build your pocket first before a relationship!

Last but not the least, they are always on nairaland. Biko what are you always doing here? Fighting every Tom, dick and Harry? Imagine me going through threads created since Monday and some particular ladies are always insulting people 247 on every thread, don't you ladies have shame? After miss nairaland what next? You go back to empty pockets, dirty pants, unkept hair, smelling armpits(yes that's what happens when you hold your phones 247) the height of joblessness! Get busy my friend! Go and register in a saloon, makeup school or something. Y'all are beginning to disgrace young ladies here! You can't spend your life online 247, in 5years time ask yourself what you'v achieved.

*drops pen* where's my Mafia manager? I need to read that book again.

Now, I want to go out with you!

Sugarhugs:
And you expect me to answer you?

Don't take it to personal na!i'm trying to stretch a hand of friendship.

Sugarhugs:
Don't call me a bigot, that's extremely rude!

OK sorry,but was kinda dissapointed with 'ur comment!Anyway how are you doing?

Sugarhugs:
Nama.

Damn, how 'ld a fine babe be such a bigot!

LegalBaby:
handsome where?

Ahhh, how u doing legal?

Lindajohn:
some girls Sha..m Smh

what do u people mean by "some girls sha"?

Nightie:
Hmmm. Sum galz ar stup1d sha.

And what makes you wiser!

Nightie:
Hmmm. Sum galz ar stup1d sha.

And what makes you wiser!

Veronica0705:
hmmm... beauty and the beast... chai forgive me Lord

Damn you 2 wicked!

evegran:
Me good! How are ya?

great,i sent you a pm hope 2 hear 4rom you!

evegran:
You seriously didn't have to comment. Smh.

So agree, how are you doing evegran?

refiner:
...bad news!

one of the happiest day of the woman was cut short by a silly stubborn driver and an uncontrollable angry soldier!


rip mummy!

Just my thoughts, how u doing refiner?

Merlissa:
Who is the we??

sorry meant i,waiting 4 dat pic!

jeloser:
guys nor get chill..chai

how u doing helper?

Merlissa:
Please tell me how this matter dey affect the price of meat in the market

I can't be taking panadol for another person's headache!


I need a date for tonight.. Who's interested

Yes am paying!!

put up a pic of 'urself then we 'll know if you worth it!

HERSLEY:
I don't care bout him... He's always rude

how can you be dis heartless 4 a girl,datz all u can say no sense of empathy!