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PoliticsRe: See What Obasanjo And Ojudu Is Doing In This Photos by shorxynla(op): 2:40pm On Apr 09, 2016
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PoliticsSee What Obasanjo And Ojudu Is Doing In This Photos by shorxynla(op): 2:36pm On Apr 09, 2016

BusinessRe: Video! Funny Drama At Gtbank Over ATM Card by shorxynla(op): 3:36pm On Apr 08, 2016
chevkosticks:
U will call it funny,but the day dem go rob dat bank u go know its not funny..
BusinessRe: Video! Funny Drama At Gtbank Over ATM Card by shorxynla(op): 2:40pm On Apr 08, 2016
I was having issues with the link before sorry.
BusinessVideo! Funny Drama At Gtbank Over ATM Card by shorxynla(op):
This is the gist!….. Okay, so i was at GTBank in Lagos (Branch name withheld) on Wednesday to resolve an issue with my account.
Not quite long then this guy join the queue and was at my back.
Like 5 mins later the bank security men came after him and told him to leave the queue, then the drama follows.
Meanwhile i later learnt that the guy usually comes to the bank and start asking for his ATM Card every 3 days and they will give him 200 naira and he will take his leave.
An Aboki even want to beat the guy.
But wait it seems the guy is not okay sha.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RKJWiMSOb0






SOURCE: http://ekiti247.com/funny-drama-at-gtbank-over-atm-card-94215/#sthash.xK1vxBFV.dpbs
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS ALERT! Governor Fayose Of Ekiti State Has Been Impeached by shorxynla(op): 4:55pm On Apr 01, 2016
lolz


lalasticlala
PoliticsBREAKING NEWS ALERT! Governor Fayose Of Ekiti State Has Been Impeached by shorxynla(op): 4:34pm On Apr 01, 2016
News reaching us this hour has confirmed that the Executive governor of Ekiti State, Governor Peter Ayodele Fayose and his deputy has been impeached and the speaker of the house, Hon. Kola Oluwawole has taken over as the Governor of the State.

The Impeachment happened about 30 minutes ago.
A reliable source told Ekiti247 that the reason why the lawmakers connived to carry out the impeachment was as a result of Fayose being a major opposition to APC and a criticism to the federal government. There is also a threat from the DSS to arrest and detained the lawmakers if they failed in impeaching the Governor.

It was later disclosed that each lawmakers was compensated with 70 Million Naira each.

Following this incident, security operatives has been discharged to the state and streets of Ado Ekiti to prevent any form of violence or chaos.

Also, the SA to the Governor on Media and Public Communications- Lere Olayinka is no where to be found at the moment as report confirmed he his currently running for an escape.

Meanwhile, if you believed this report, you have just been fooled. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' DAY! from all of us at EKITI247

Source: http://ekiti247.com/breaking-news-alert-governor-fayose-of-ekiti-state-has-been-impeached-32589
CelebritiesRe: Tee Billz Apologizes To Fan After Failing To Control His Temper by shorxynla(m): 1:41pm On Mar 31, 2016
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WebmastersRe: Any Wordpress Master Here? Pls Help by shorxynla(m): 4:52pm On Mar 03, 2016
presharthur:
Please Which Wordpress Plugin That Accept Credit Card Payment Only?

Pls With Due Respect An Urgent Answer Is Recommended
Try VoguePay
CareerRe: Read And Learn From My Experience by shorxynla(op): 5:59pm On Feb 24, 2016
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CareerRe: Read And Learn From My Experience by shorxynla(op): 5:58pm On Feb 24, 2016
ChappyChase:
Watin happen to #10 "pure water"?
I tire ooooo, Honestly this happen to me oooo
CareerRead And Learn From My Experience by shorxynla(op): 3:21pm On Feb 24, 2016
So there is this guy in my office, when i first meet him i usually saw him with bottle water whenever he wants to eat.
I usually look at the guy with one kind eye because i do buy pure water whenever i want to eat.
This guy can drink like 4 bottle water everyday while everyone in the office do buy pure water.
This guy seats behind in office so am always shy and feel somehow (inferior) when i want to drink my pure water and there is bottle water on his desk.
So one day, as this guy is about to eat as usual he brought out the bottle water and it wasn't full so i guess he has drank out of it.
Immediately i just look back guess what i saw......... this guy was actually refilling his bottle water container with pure water.
Walai i dont believe my eyes because i nearly switch to bottle water too because of this guy.
LESSON: NEVER LOOK UNTO ANYONE, BE CONTENTED WITH WHAT YOU HAVE AND GIVE THANKS
ComputersRe: Lesson To Learn From Yahoo Messenger! by shorxynla(op): 5:25pm On Feb 18, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Corpse Of Murtala Muhammed In 1976 (pix) by shorxynla(m): 7:55pm On Feb 13, 2016
In Falz voice.....Am just hearing valentine. What is Valentine. What is Valentine all about.
ComputersRe: Lesson To Learn From Yahoo Messenger! by shorxynla(op): 5:56pm On Feb 08, 2016
shorxynla:
Don't be Lazy, You need to work hard and be on top of your game to remain Relevant. When last have you heard about Yahoo Messenger, some of you did not even used it back in the days.




cc:

seun
lalasticlala
ComputersRe: Lesson To Learn From Yahoo Messenger! by shorxynla(op): 9:56pm On Feb 05, 2016
charix:
I deleted it some months back after realizing only one out of my 40 contacts still uses it regularly. The software never received updates anymore, the last software update was sometime in 2011.
Same issues too.
ComputersLesson To Learn From Yahoo Messenger! by shorxynla(op): 2:35pm On Feb 05, 2016
Don't be Lazy, You need to work hard and be on top of your game to remain Relevant. When last have you heard about Yahoo Messenger, some of you did not even used it back in the days.




cc:

seun
lalasticlala

PoliticsRe: Court Orders Arrest Of Temitope Aluko by shorxynla(op): 6:17pm On Feb 03, 2016
Diaryofnaija:
So where are those people that were saying he cannot be tried becos he did not say it to a police man.


Iranu!
Abasha
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Arrest Of Temitope Aluko by shorxynla(op): 6:08pm On Feb 03, 2016
Godjone:
kalokalo abi aloko, u are finished. He should start preparing for watery beans in ekiti prisons.

Uselesss old f.o.ol.

Meanwhile, wetin mod do me last two weeks still dey fresh for my mind.
I hand the mod over to sango the god of thunder
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Arrest Of Temitope Aluko by shorxynla(op): 5:24pm On Feb 03, 2016
This is a type of Arrest i called Kakistomobocrazy
EducationRe: Photo Of Overcrowded Lecture Hall In UNN by shorxynla(m): 5:21pm On Feb 03, 2016
STALEMATE!



Meanwhile, CONFIRMED! Court Orders Arrest Of Aluko Over $37m Rigging Confession, See Evidence

PHOTOS HERE >>> http://ekiti247.com/confirmed-court-orders-arrest-of-aluko-over-37m-rigging-confession-see-evidence-33248/#sthash.subiZrzP.dpbs
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Arrest Of Temitope Aluko by shorxynla(op): 5:17pm On Feb 03, 2016
bankyblue:
Shoot him at site
Haba! Tori olorun
PoliticsRe: Breaking News!!! court Issued Warrant Of Arrest Against TKO ALUKO For Perjury. by shorxynla(m): 5:10pm On Feb 03, 2016
PoliticsCourt Orders Arrest Of Temitope Aluko by shorxynla(op): 5:03pm On Feb 03, 2016
A Chief Magistrate Court in Ado-Ekiti, the Ekiti State capital has ordered the State Commissioner of Police to arrest of former State Secretary of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Mr Temitope Aluko over alleged perjury.

Chief Magistrate Adesoji Adegboye gave this order today, upon a Motion Ex-parte number MAD/10cm/2016, filed by the Ekiti State Government against Mr Aluko and the State Commissioner of Police, pursuant to Section 117 of the Criminal Code Law, Cap C16, law of Ekiti State 2012, Section 79 of the Ekiti State Administration of Criminal Justice Law 2014 and Section 23 (D) of the Magistrates’ Courts Law 2014.

In the Motion, which was filed and moved by the State Director of Public Prosecution (DPP), Mr Gbemiga Adaramola, an order of the court was sought to issue warrant of arrest against Mr Aluko to be executed by the State Commissioner of Police for the purpose of committing him (Aluko) for trial for the offence of perjury. Chief Magistrate Adegboye said the order was granted as a means for the first defendant (Aluko) to attend the court for defence.

The matter was premised upon an application to the State Attorney General by a lawyer, Mr Sunday Olowolafe, calling for the prosecution of Mr Aluko for alleged perjury. The legal practitioner said; “I hereby apply to your office that Dr Temitope Kolawole Aluko be arrested and sued for perjury in view of the interview recently granted on Channels Television by 8:00pm on Sunday 31 January, 2016.

“The said Dr Temitope Kolawole Aluko now recanted the evidence he gave in the cause of the hearing of the Ekiti State Governorship Election Petition as a star witness even up to the Supreme Court. The Certified True Copy of the State on Oath, evidence of Dr Temitope Kolawole Aluko in Court on the 12/11/14 and Nigerian Tribune and The Punch newspapers of Monday, 01/02/2016 that reported the interview granted are hereto attached. “It is to be noted that this if this act (Perjury) is not looked into, it will definitely defile the cause of justice and consequently rubbished the judicial proceedings.”

In the affidavit filed in support of the motion ex-parte by Special Assistant to the State Governor on Public Communications and New Media, Lere Olayinka, he said Mr Aluko, who was a witness before the Governorship Election Petition Tribunal sworn to a Statement on Oath on August 4, 2014 wherein he stated that the Election was not only free and fair, but devoid of violence, thuggery, hooliganism, snatching of ballot boxes, and related forms of electoral disorderliness.

Olayinka further averred that Mr Aluko tendered and adopted his Statement on Oath on November 12, 2014 and further gave evidence under cross examination.

He stated that all what Aluko said on Channels Television on Sunday, January 31, 2016 were contrary to and opposite in direction to his evidence before the Ekiti State Governorship Election Petition Tribunal. Issuing the warrant of arrest against Mr Aluko, Chief Magistrate Adegboye said since the court had the power to grant the order and it will serve the interest of justice, the State Commissioner of Police should arrest Aluko for the purpose of investigating and prosecuting him.


SOURCE: http://ekiti247.com/confirmed-court-orders-arrest-of-aluko-over-37m-rigging-confession-see-evidence-33248/#sthash.pufBgMag.dpbs

PropertiesA Room To Let Is Needed by shorxynla(op): 3:37pm On Feb 03, 2016
A friend of mine just got an employment in Lagos, Yaba Precisely.

He has no where to stay. He need just a room.


NOTE: HE DOESN'T HAS MUCH ON HIM PRESENTLY BECAUSE HE JUST GOT EMPLOYED.


Any agent that can help??
PropertiesRe: To Let In Ikeja, Opebi,egbeda,akowonjo,ipaja,ayobo Etc by shorxynla(m): 3:31pm On Feb 03, 2016
Hello, I have a friend that just got employed, He doesn't have much but needs a room to stay around Maryland or Yaba


Can you help?
PhonesRe: MTN stole My #1000, refund me after 21 days. by shorxynla(m): 12:22pm On Feb 02, 2016
Has this been Resolved??
PhonesRe: MTN stole My #1000, refund me after 21 days. by shorxynla(m): 6:17pm On Feb 01, 2016
Xhaka:
Paying people back their stolen money is not in MTN's dictionary.
PhonesRe: MTN stole My #1000, refund me after 21 days. by shorxynla(m): 8:08am On Feb 01, 2016
I hope this get resolve.
PhonesRe: MTN stole My #1000, refund me after 21 days. by shorxynla(m): 11:46am On Jan 31, 2016
Those dudes need money badly, to pay their fine
CelebritiesSee What Fayose And His Son is Doing In This Photo by shorxynla(op):

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