My current one dramas are on and off ..

She no dey throw tantrums.. but she does..


How she's always ok with me not returning the " i love you" phrase needs to be studied ..

RevenuesBoost:
Which one is 21 miscalls?

I can't call anyone more than twice

lies.

cococandy:

How can I help you??

Olawrites:


Learn how to read oga.

Following the man's arrest, five facts have emerged:

1. The breast squeezer is reportedly a DSS agent. That may explain his ability to stay in the shadows during his nightly assaults on the girls, which he surprisingly did for 9 years by the way.

2. His wedding to his fiancee is in a few days' time.

3. He admitted to repeatedly raping five of the deaf girls in their hostel. Raped one 12 times and another one for two years straight.

He did this by switching off the lights, then grabbing his victims and dragging them to a secluded corner in the school. Unfortunately, the deaf victims, often minors between age 11 - 16, are dumb and thus cannot scream for help.

sorry, my bad .... I was actually feeling lightheaded when I read the post.. must have skipped that particular part..

Olawrites:


Lol he raped a girl 12 times

the story says "Squeeze breast like pure water nylon" not rape

Olawrites:


Either the woman was trying to save her Job, since they're in her care, or she's a complicit with that animal.

that wouldn't be the situation if you ask me .. The woman just didn't take them serious cause of their impairment.

Omoh, I don't know what to say except from the matter bust brain ..

Omoh that nigga no get joy oo.

Well, I think it's okay to say, good thing he didn't rape them ...


But the guy fetish strong gan oo ..

Blind, deaf, folks ...

Hollybratt:
Hey chap Don't stress una self na jaywon no get level. Who be jaywon for my side. A nairalander who recognized me on nairaland saw me yesterday for airport, she almost fainted.


IRMC

must be jennyclay ...

JackBizzle:


The azz is there. But that's a 54 year old azz.

so it's botched . I ain't watching no more

Ishilove:

Even The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare has a gay character. The Larsen guy, as handsome as he is.

I almost threw my hands up in despair when his dialogue with other male characters implied that the dude was gay. I was like "what the hell is wrong with Hollywood??! Why this gay overload??" 😭😭

he wasn't gay in reacher .. he kept pounding his underlings/colleagues..

JackBizzle:
Atlas 3/10


Jennifer Lopez alone destroyed this movie. Netflix must be mad to think Jennifer Lopez could lead a Sci fi action movie when she is even barely good for drama movies.

The movie tried for its CGI. The villain is cool sha.

I don't know why a 54 year old Jennifer Lopez would be acting like a quirky teenager. It is so cringe and off-putting.

I'm sure they put her there for horrny guys like Abduleez1 to drool over her azz

is the azz d real deal, maybe I could watch for the drool 🤤🤤

Namdeenero:
I’m not talking about videos, I’m talking about real life. I can make a dog appear gigantic on pictures and videos, it’s all camera angles. The person in the picture is my handler and my dog stands way above his waist, check his leg is also a straight line with my dogs. We just finished grooming him in this picture

ok , agreed .. btw, did you trim the fur or it hasn't grown ??

How much does s pup go for??

Belongs to the Vikings..

Anchor Lords ...





Jusss kidding

Namdeenero:
Don’t let google pictures fool you, the fur and mane of a Tibetan mastiff makes them look large but a typical Tibetan mastiff isn’t larger than a Caucasian Shepherd dog. I own both breeds

I've seen videos of the t. Mastiff and it's no different from the one I see on Google.

His is small and it's either because it's still young or it's not purebreed...

Namdeenero:
E reach to rejoice… Currently a Tibetan Mastiff puppy of 2-3 months old is worth ₦3.5m, very expensive breed

My adult male is badly in need of a female but ₦3.5m for a puppy now 😂😂😂

Please if you need a Tibetan Mastiff stud, my location is Owerri Imo State

why is yours so small??

What's the age??

Porksupplyib:
Nice one. Congrats to him. May his investment yield bountifully. Dem kuku don say plenty prayers on top the dog head already. 😆

Well, i truly hope Nigerians will learn that not all breeds of dogs are perfect for our climate here.
The huge fluffy coat (which is the true appeal of the Tibetan Mastiff) is very difficult to wear for the dog when it lands here in Nigeria. Tht coat is grown to insulate them from the extreme cold in their country of origin.

Only few Tibetan Mastiffs in Nigeria are really doing beautifully well.

They can always trim their coat down for them to adapt to our climate...

zoeymikey:
🌚🌚🌚🌚

say something

zoeymikey:

Like i look different??
It's still me though

It's still you ... It's hard to believe that ...
If I could see a more recent pic of you...

Baddestguyp:
Challengers.....7/10


Zendaya's character deserves to suffer for all she did. Such a manipulator and a disgusting person.

It was quite annoying watching the 2 guys sîmp for such a disgusting woman/mother all because they thought she was sèxy...

This movie was just a Zendaya wànk fest. She didn't even fit the role of a mother although that was likely done on purpose to show how terrible of a mother the character was...

However the parts that did catch my interest was the relationship between the two friends and I love the fact that it concluded with them enjoying playing tennis against each other...

Zendaya also got to relive her prime years before her injury by watching them play "high level tennis"
She deserved worse...
We needed to see them dûmp her àss...
It shouldn't have been open ended...

One big issue I had with the movie tho was the tennis...
I know the highlight of the movie were the character relationships told through the medium of a low level tennis game...but it felt to me like very little effort was put into the game...

I'm not going to pretend to be a tennis expert and I rarely watch the game...but the tennis I know is not just characters slamming the ball almost directly at each other...
No attempt at placing, etc...

Felt like watching complete amateurs play...

The final showdown made no sense from a game standpoint with 2 players hitting the ball at each other while they both stayed so close to the net so many times...

That's absolutely not possible in real tennis...and makes absolutely no sense

I thought we would see Zendaya getting gangbànged on TV but they didn't do that scene

I felt the same about their tennis play... I probably just overlooked since the actors were/are not actual lawn tennis players ..

Although, I still felt they could have used a body double for those tennis playing scenes..

zoeymikey:

I posted my Pic on my profile na

you look different from the one you posted on your birthday thread...

zoeymikey:

Yes,i am..

I'm in doubts...


Could I see a pic of you or probably let's get talking off here

zoeymikey:

I'm here
I'm right here
Search no further

are you even female??

Anyone heard of sweat coin??

frankputer:
Generation Z ,
Tapping to be a billionaire.
Very funny generation.

The world is evolving, evolve with it ..


It's not about work hard again, it is work smart...

Gsd mixed

EBEk101:
Show them that you got the money but not within their reach, that way they wouldn’t want to lose you because they know enjoyment sure tomorrow

I earn ten times what my gf earns in a month but then I’m not the spending spree type I made it very clear
If you wanna be there be there but if you don’t get the f…k out, got my imaginary world to create

Exactly meee ...

My brother from another mother .

Na since day one, I go reason you say I don't like female that are dependent on men ...

If you want to stay, have at it. you don't, fvck off...

Is it me or she looks like Cherokee d'ass

EmperorCaesar:
I wish I could open up here on this thread but Nigerianss too dey talk

I hope women can marry such men sha, else hmmm

doesn't it work ??

2buffagain:
I see a lot of women are clueless about the male anatomy. There is a difference between impotence and infertility. For those talking about childbirth, There is IVF and things so that is not an option.

A man's sperm can be good even if he can't get the pipe up so y'all can still have children

is you joking .. Most women would prefer the traditional way not that way .. That way would be boring .. they need on top of dem pipiythem so hard they screaming ontop of their lungs

Proserpina:
Why can't he get it up

pucci scarcity ... Vaseline had to come in handy...

Yeah, well the unavailability of Gucci threw men the way of fapping .. you know, a nigga is gotta get it out one way or the other. ...


Hence the solution to this problem - UNRESTRICTED ACCESS TO PUSSY ...


The females are happy. The males are happy, everyone is happy ..

C'est fini...

pansophist:


Women never love you, na why.

They do love men, but it's hard for most men to experience. Women don't even find most men attractive, that's why its easier for them to be celibate.

Women do love men.

.. This how it works ..


Women usually love men, but not the right one that showers it on them back .. Hence they get burnt and do whatever it takes avoid the situation again..



2. It's easier for women to be celibate, cause they hold it in better than us .. Not because they don't find men attractive .. if role with women wella ... Naso so discussion of how cute one guy is to the other naim dem go dey reason you ...


Women do find men attractive oo as much as we do them too ..