₦airaland Forum

buygala:
op are high in Abro glue


Where was him when buhari was conducting the erectionn? .... he are no come out that time wey dem omokri, Fayose and co are recycle. . sori... rydikul baba because they are talk say he have no get sarfiticate

Now Baba has condested the erecttion and won it sucksexfully, he are come and go and carry him yellow face come here dey talk say he are look like am

Pesonali, I wokad hard for his victrim.. I will not dey siddon look make one Affeez Adeyeye come talk say he are resembu my inventment

So op, make you are stop dey drive bicycle on BRT lane, because the thunder wey go fire you dey jog come from Maiduguri

Back to sender

These celebrities sha like to make us feel depressed with the way they flaunt their wealth. Its not fair, they are encouraging some youths to get rich quick quick, misleading youths to get into shady, dirty activities all because of wealth.

All these things are just Vanity, only few reading this will know its vanity upon vanity.

elantraceey:
OK you look like him.



So what should we do?

You can ask for Phone number na.

Do they really look alike? I think they look alike, that should be the younger version of him. I actually saw the photo on facebook, the guy thinks he look like GMB.


Do you agree?

azimibraun:
N3,000 naira job. I mean 3k not 30k 0!

azimibraun:
The job simply means carrying a sim registration kit, registering ppl. thats all.

Huh! Are you serious about this? N3,000? Its a three months contract job.

jayfolarin please is it more of a marketing job? I've pm you but you didn't reply. Please we need more details on this job... Please

fuoski:
Wen I called one of d numbers....the person just repeated wah was in d msg & added that it's a 3months contract. Because I asked wah d job is all about. I also asked if I should come with anything, he said no

Exactly, same here. I called one of the numbers and I was told its a 3 months contract job. I was told to come for briefing and they would tell us the job description. I just hope its not scam, although the company is real, I just googled it.

fuoski:
I got a text from SDHRLimited stating
"briefing 4 MTN activation officer holds 103-105 Allen avenue ikeja Lagos, 9am on Saturday 04-04-15"
who else got this, wah is it about and how real is it

I also got it, dunno what it is all about. Did you make any enquiries?

sexyLeamon:
Please state and give reason why.

Hello, please I need your permission to copy your coolest jokes on my blog. I will definitely credit you as the writer/source. Please say yes

Yinka Ayefele, Pasuma and Obesere

Babysho:
No man..you got it all wrong..you know when a girl is good in bed..but you say she is bad in bed...you dont really mean she is bad in bed..you mean she is good in bed....

what am tryna say is...M.I doesnt mean it...its actually a way of showing love...he's making Ice feel great for meeting JayZ because Iceprince beat M.I to it..thats what M.I is making it look like..its brotherly love stuff...i thought teens and youth of now should understand this...

God bless you bro... So many children and teenagers on Nairaland, some of them don't even have respect.

7 million naira? Abi 7 thousand naira?

Does she have upto 7 million naira in her account? Her ministry is really moving...

I congratulate her anyway, this is the beginning of CHANGE in Nigeria. Wind of CHANGE don dey blow for her side. It will soon reach my side.

Please where is Airforce1 and his album? I hope Jonathan will still sign you in his Otuoke record label.


Sai Buhari

FrancisTony:
What's this one saying

Awon omo ode oloriburuku!

In Duncan Mighty's voice: "E dey pain you gaga oooooo"

Oloriburuku Obirin... You should be worried about your pornography job. Who even need her here in Nigeria, she didn't even vote like every other Igbos and she's in her room (maybe having party with old white men) writing rubbish.

You should have come to Nigeria and vote like your igbo brothers and sisters.

Stupid igbo prostitute.
Stupid igbo illiterate
Stupid igbo loser
Stupid igbo boobs
Stupid igbo pussssy
And
Stupid igbo daughter.

Oloriburuku Obirin... You should be worried about your pornography job. Who even need her here in Nigeria, she didn't even vote like every other Igbos and she's in her room (maybe having party with old white men) writing rubbish.

You should have come to Nigeria and vote like your igbo brothers and sisters.

Stupid igbo prostitute.
Stupid igbo illiterate
Stupid igbo loser
Stupid igbo boobs
Stupid igbo pussssy
And
Stupid igbo daughter.

This is trending already...

Even @APCNigeria tweeted it https://twitter.com/APCNigeria/status/582703491124191232?p=v

Cc. Seun, ishilove, lalasticlala, Afam4eva,
maclatunji, Ikenna351, OAM4J

A shocking video recorded for
PREMIUM TIMES in Polling Units
009, 010 and 011 at Oniong West
Ward 1, Onna Local Government
Area of Akwa Ibom State, has
exposed an official of the
Independent National Electoral
Commission colluding with
supporters of the Peoples
Democratic Party in the area to rig
the presidential and national
assembly election in favour of the
party.
The ugly incident happened in the
village square – Ikot Eko Ibon
village – within the full glare of the
villagers.
Former Secretary to the Federal
Government, Obong Ufot Ekaette
and wife, Eme Ekaette, a former
senator, are from the area.
But they did not show up for
voting on Saturday. Some of those
who spoke to PREMIUM TIMES in
the area said the Ekaettes may
have stayed away from voting
because of their disappointment
with the PDP and Governor
Godswill Akpabio’s leadership style.
INEC officials were through with
voters’ accreditation as early as
1:30PM in the three units, but
refused to commence voting until
some PDP chieftains arrived
around 4pm.
The PDP chieftains, who apparently
were working in agreement with
the INEC officials in the units,
immediately ordered all the voters
to move away from the polling
centre.
In the midst of the confusion that
ensued, gunshot was fired within
the polling centre, prompting the
voters who were mostly old men
and women from the village to run
away to safety.
The PDP supporters then had a
field day thumb-printing ballot
papers, under the supervision of
INEC officials.
Security officials were not deployed in the three
units. It is unclear if it is deliberate to allow the
PDP supporters execute their plans without
molestation.
One of the INEC officials in the units told
PREMIUM TIMES he and his colleagues were
under pressure from their ‘boss’ to assist the
PDP win the elections, but didn’t however
explain who the boss was.
The PDP governorship candidate, Udom
Emmanuel, is from Onna Local Government
Area where the rigging captured on the video
took place.
In other parts of Akwa Ibom state, especially in
areas considered as APC strongholds, there
were reported cases of non-availability of
election result sheets at the polling units.
The APC governorship candidate, Umana
Umana objected to INEC accreditation and
election taking place in his ward at Ndiya, Nsit
Ubium Local Government Area, because
election result sheets were not available.
The Akwa Ibom state chapter of the APC has
petitioned INEC chairman, Attahiru Jega, calling
for fresh election in the state.
On Monday, the APC governorship candidate
led a peaceful protest to INEC office in Uyo
calling for the cancellation of the poll,
describing it as a farce.
The protesters stormed the INEC office while
the collation of the presidential election result
was going on.
Mr. Umana said the party would not accept the
results of Saturday’s elections held in the state.
He said the party, after a review of field reports
on the elections across the state, had come to
the conclusion that the elections be cancelled.
The People’s Democratic Movement’s candidate
for the House of Representatives (Ikot Ekpene
Federal Constituency), Anny Asikpo, has made
similar allegation of election result sheets not
being available during the election.
“We have 365 polling units, but as I speak to
you I have not seen nor know how the result
sheets for yesterday’s election look like because
everything was carted away by the PDP to an
unknown destination. There was no election in
Ikot Ekpene Senatorial District,” Dr. Asikpo told
a local radio station in Akwa Ibom State, Planet
FM, on telephone during a live phone-in
programme on Sunday.



Video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=l8SdHmeqGfo


www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/180239-nigeriadecides-video-exposes-inec-officials-colluding-with-pdp-to-rig-elections.html

I've seen this video, believe me it is sickening. High level of rigging. This video is REAL

Cc. Seun, ishilove, lalasticlala, Afam4eva, maclatunji, Ikenna351, OAM4J

When you are not gay.

Patoranking can lie, you are the most promiscuous person ever.
I remember you told Eniola Badmus that you would love to bang this yoruba actress (name withheld) and her friend.

That is what all these celeb say "I don't have a girlfriend" Smh!

These people Bleep anything fucckable, even if they see gun sef, they wud fuucck it.

I just called Mercy Aigbe now, she said she's voting for Buhari. According to her, she said she also want change, she's tired of Otueke miscreant and his semi illiterate wife (if not full illiterate sef)

According to Tuface Idibia, he was the first person i talked to and he said he's supporting and vote whole heartedly for Buhari. I don't really trust him sha cos he's also a south south pikin.

Banky W and Pasuma on the other hand are Pro-APC. They voted for APC.

Omoni Oboli is a b*tch, she didn't pick my calls, i suspect she's SaTANoids too, she's been dollarized from the moment she stylishly open her boobs for Jonathan during her boring movie premiere in Aso rock. Is she even relevant?

So there you have it, more updates coming as i speak to more celebrities.

I remain Silverdam, reporting from my bed..

Seriously? She's only 57? I thought she's older than that, she looks older to me.

philfearon:
You have my permission bro...

Thank you so much bro...

Mimienudles:
No, not nice but the guy is cute

What? Did you say cute? Please can someone tell me the meaning of cute? I guess there is another definition?

He looks razz, with the hair it makes him look razzier. I'm sure some gullible people would emulate this razziness. Sometimes when i see guys like this (especially the ones that wear earrings or stud), i just wonder if they are possessed or something. All in the name of temporary fashion.

Its their life anyway.

philfearon:
Am not contemplating travelling back to our residence in Aba where I did and collected my PVC..So,can I stay in another state(am currently in Imo) and still vote for this presidential election?Will it still be valid ?

Please I need ur permission to copy ur story I Have Done Some Great Bad Tinz on my blog. Please I beg you, I will acknowledge u as the writer/owner

Airforce1:
dis ones don miss road

Its a lie, they are on the right track.

Even tho I don't like the ankara, too cheap.. Well, as long as it is APC, I love them and I want change.

Too bad I can't vote tomorrow cos INEC denied me of PVC

Terrible lifestyle? Oh, please its her life, who doesn't have a terrible lifestyle, nobody is perfect. Moreover she's a billionaire's daughter, she can have whatever she wants. She's still young and needs to explore..

Money makes the whole world go round, you are writing this shit while the little 19 years old girl is earning and collecting millions from her Dad. She doesn't even need to work!!! You're even making her more popular sef