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Crystyano:
I apologise to your ass.


I am sorry for insulting you the other time.



Please, let's start as soon as possible..

...To kickstart... You have to stop the wars against basic principles of the universe making many nations paradise upon earth and keep ur ass glued to politics section , crime and romance ...
...notice some bizzarrre stories bound to be on frontpage then grab a land first!
How do you grab lands? By making a swift move to be the first commenter, then comment wisely not foolishly( let people marvel at ur wisdom) then tell them how you can solve all their problems in mathematics...
More importantly : make sure ur signatures( if u have 2 or more accounts) advertises ur services by keeping a WhatsApp link. If you place it on ur comments then u will be banned for months.

Crystyano:
Unfortunately, I don't have money to pay anyone for publicity..... I don't know how to get to the front page.

...I will teach u the techniques dear. But you have to apologize to my ass for insulting me because of Jesus and his adopted dad ,Yahweh the Satan months ago ... They committed worst abomination and commit more abomination to cover it down the history.

Crystyano:
Well, I know it's your choice..... you choose the section to visit more often and what to post..



But I wonder if you can at least help me to get people that need online Maths lessons at a certain price.

...You are doing online maths ?
...You have to pay the appropriate ones in charge over here for a perfect publicity and awareness...I once publicised someone's market about bitcoins and the mods made me a ban girl when she gained more downliners .
OR
Just target the frontpage for more awareness.
As for this hidden section I found myself in, Is same as how diamond( special crystals) found itself many meters below sea levels, and mere sand( crystal) is seen everywhere .

Crystyano:
What else can you do here?

...I don't understand

...I bought a new phone everyone ,sorry for the typo-errors

Amatarasha:
This thread is weird but good.
Mobile penis you say now cracked me upon.
Is it that our brains maniPulate our dreamviews to make it worth it or what?
Y do higher beings like you said see dreams so lousy ? Is it that they don't have brains?

... So funny Amaratasha

sharpwriter:
Hmmmn... Thanks

...i bought a brand new iphone PM ...sorry for d multiple typos .I am even tired to edit

...Mr gay putindbutt good morning

Phillipson02:
She has already opined that the brain screensavers does playbacks( past ) and play forward ( future ) but she needs to make us understand perfectly well.

...yes ooo!

sharpwriter:
1. So, why is it that when some people dream some dreams, it comes to pass? Example is when someone dreams that another person dies (whether friend or family) and in little time it happens.

Some dreams come symbolic and those who understands its interpretation interprets it and it is so.

Some dreams come like warning (whether the dreamer understands them or not), afterward, when it happens, they remember in a flash that they had seen it and didn't pay attention to it accordingly.

2. Who brought those dreams or how did they come into our knowledge?

3. What can be done to stop many of these dreams that are scary and sometimes have evil tone from happening in real life ?

Note that I'm not coming from the Christian angle, I'm coming from the general angle. Whether Christians, Muslims, Traditionalists or even Atheists, the above is capable of happening to all. We all dream dreams and perhaps have had some of the experiences above.

... Have your dreams( wishes more likely) ever comes to pass ?
What did literature tell you sharpwriter dear? It says believe half of what you see and none of what you heard .
My dear youngie please like hopeful says " we humans lie a lot " they know someone has cancer of the heart or whatever and go about telling everyone they saw the person die soon that they saw it in their dreams! And people shake ,Power of coincidence is been used by many if not 99% in a hungry nation like this .

...Come to think of it our brain most times plays along with us whether foolish or wise!
You hate nnanna with vile and when you sleep you dreamt of him dying by road accident ( futuristic play by ur hateful soul lying there in ur brain )
We despise our selves in this country with insecurities and calamities almost everywhere millions will go to sleep and millions will dream of evil happening to millions , 400,000will say what they saw and out of 400,000 ,3 came to pass( no thanks to ritual killings, bad roads, banditry, robberies, police brutality, army wickedness)... Immediately he becomes a prophet and you are salivating to join their foolery.
you will join them to say dreams are spiritual , my dear we have gifteds who goes to special dreamland at a particular time we call them DREAM CASTERS ... They tell u more than what u don't know about a particular dream event .They see clearer ( 90%)than me( 35% A.A.R 75% A.A.N) that's y when they interprete your dreams u see them saying mosquito swallows elephant , a broomstick stick paddles a ship, thin cows swallows fat cows ARE COWS CARNIVORES BIKONU? They tell u the rubbish u dream and translate it to meaningful future events , but pastor adeboye don't see all this but jeeps, massive house warming , fruit of the wombs [/b]
Remember they are gifteds not prophets , centuries back christians kill this few gifteds out of wickedness ...
so don't think u they are Christianity affiliated .
...lastly , dream mechanism plays back and future due to ur anticipations In reality .
U have a job interview with Chevron on February 14 , this is January 8 but u will dream about negativity mainly than positivity ...if you eventually pass the interview you shall say holy spirit or angel Michael fought those demonic demons fighting ur future . But if fail you shall say god has showned you the result month ago maybe he wants best for ur dumb ass... Then you get another Job due to ur resilience in fighting ,you shall then naively say god has given me this job ...if fire later caught Chevron OOOLOOOLOOO!!! WE NO GO HERE WORD FOR NAIJA HOW HOLY SPIRIT IN WHITE MADE U FAIL UR INTERVIEW JUST TO AVOID FIRE...Then you start a church while still in the job ...is that not double holyghost money? When sisterfire talks they shut her up...
But ur ever troubled nerve endings sending fearful signals made u dream that. Humans ntoor...

No2
Which demons brought those dreams?
My love no one manipulates ur dream but ur braincells . Without dreams we will live like we don't care about anyone . Dreams are all about past and future... Samething about wisdom past and future,
We shall discuss components of souls but not now... but you see dreams which was programmed in our head by the supreme elements ( don't say they are the one after us at night dear) ...you see dreams/inverte realities which is one of the components of our super battery ...Are essential in your life as a human( but useless to nephilims , lesser noids and some gifteds)
Y is it necessary to u humans? , it reminds u of forgotten people , animals , events etc especially sweet memories and so on.
It prepares you for futuristic tasks ...which you thought are prophecy selfishly or an attack by powerful principalities, but your troubled neurons is d one disturbing the stored memory of situation ...when you sleep it plays it rough( negative) or cold ( positive) randomly on u...
What makes dreams useless to nephilims/winged humanoids,but abstratism meaningful?
You can't show me a burnt dog with legs resembling my dead dog teddy in the dream and I feel happy ,but in humans dream that's a brand new teddy.
You can't bring forth a cobweb wrapped grandma without eye nor tongue and wants me to rejoice mbanu, but humans appreciate you because they do not know what they saw.

Question 3
How to stop scary dreams of titan monsters and evil demons with 7 heads?

First of all know it that Satan my dad is looking like that man Tom Hardy but whiter, to stop seeing scary monsters sharpwriter know it that those you shud fear are those simple looking mofos preaching peace at noon but causing deaths of the innocence at night. In the morning to call u for prayers , in the dream I eat those who like( ur pastors or ur politicians) and play with those you call demons .
Losing ur loved ones shud be what scares us , watching hypocrites in our dream shud be what aggrevates us , watching monsters in our dreams shud be what unites us with the universe because THOSE IN OUR MILKY WAYS ARE TERRIBLE TO LOOK AT..
Evil tone you say? Buhari is a failure ,your brain knows he is a total failure In millenuim to come and you have no hope of peace or rest of mind because of that , ...Mr brain in inverse world shall play u security tutorials of wars , kidnappings and genocides so you can help ur soul...



DO YOU HALLUCINATE? IF YES SO IS UR BRAIN IN INVERSE WORLD.

hopefulLandlord:
Okay, I'd try my best to answer your questions although I will not claim my answer is the certain truth

Let's establish some facts here. overwhelming majority of the dreams you dream about won't come to pass. That's a fact and certain truth. this applies to everyone in the world AFAIK

I'd now focus on your example of someone dreaming another person died and it happens shortly after. First of all humans lie and twist truth a lot. Many people claim to have seen something happen in the dream after that thing must've happened in real life to make the story sweet. Secondly, I want you to revisit the previous paragraph. All these people who dream and they come to pass dream a lot that didn't come to pass. If it didn't come to pass then it's ignored and if it comes to pass then there's some entity that gave them the message. Let's establish another fact here. anybody can die anytime, anywhere in almost any way so seeing someone die in the dream and the person died shortly after shouldn't be seen as proof of anything other than the fact that death can come anytime, anywhere and in almost any way. Trying to find deeper and deeper meanings to perfectly normal occurrences because someone claimed to have dreamt it may not be the best

I'd close this by talking about a story I read in the 48 laws of power about a man that claimed to see the future. he prophesied someone would die and the person did die. he then prophesied another would die and the person did shortly after. The king then felt threatened by this man. Either he's doing the killing or has a hand in it or his powers of clairvoyance threaten the king himself. The king then set him up to be thrown out of the window to his death. he'd planned to give a signal to his soldiers to do the deed and when the day came around the king just before he was about to give the signal decided to give one last test to this clairvoyant man. The king asked him when he (the man) would die. The man replied that he would die 3 days before the king's death. The signal was never given. The king then went ahead to shower him with gifts and help him with whatever he wanted in order to keep him alive as much as he can. The man eventually outlived the king by many decades proving his clairvoyance is a sham

Make of that what you will
btw I am an atheist

...I like you , I was reading your comment and decided 2 chat you halfway
... What you typed just now is reprical of what I talked of ( ie landscapes/scenes in inverse world we call dreamland) that no one understand 4months back.I will it bring forward for you to see we speak the same language ...

Hopeful truth is that we are totally scared of raw truths ,but prefer to believe bible truth split in half ,just to make it appear not that religious.
I told them that if they are given 50% sight in dreamland they will hate that place " exact way we hate to eat our vomited food , but they think I was talking fairytale
...I told them if they are able see clearly in dreamland they won't jubiliate driving range Rover jeeps in when they are actually riding a floating and tattered cloth sown to a heap of charcoal and with a steering...humans will view these at 5-13% vision and come out to shout praise tha lord of showing them potential miracle of riding a brand new jeeps... Humans lie a lot
SISTERFIRE WHO SEES AT 35%( 72% AS NEPH) WAKES UP EVERY MORNING TO SAY RUBBISHES SHE SEES AT HER DREAMLAND, WHILE PASTORS WHO SEES AT 5% WAKE TO SHOUT PRAISED DA LORD FOR SEEING SISTER JANET PREGNANT SMILING HAPPILY AT HIS DREAM( MAYBE HE SAW A SMILING BLACK MONSTER MAGGOT AND HIS BRAIN TOLD HIM THAT'S SISTER JANET OR HE SAW NOTHING AT ALL ) AND SISTER JANET BARREN FOR 10YRS WILL BUY BABY'A WEAR WITH FAITH AND AFTER 5YRS WHERE IS THE PIKIN? SHAKOM !!! ...
We ladies most times has sex with just a mobile peñis( peñis with hands) and our brain is telling us we are fvcking our crushes like Stephen odimgbe, ken Erics, bolanle ninalowo etc ...as our brains tell us that then we are viewing bolanle fvcking us while mobile peñis is fvcking us hard( when she wakes up she starts longing for ken Erics ) ... This is sick , you are lucking ur dreams are blurred .
Men most times fvck half female half spider , and your brain tells u that's chichi , nifemi , Lara you are fvcking ...then u start seeing chichi .
No one understand this I am typing , you guys are lucky but as for me I can do all to stop dreaming . The cold sky alone is soul killing spits...

[quote author=Immarocks post=109126080][/quote]...My dear how are u ...u haven't learnt how to comment yet?

Bigcowhorn:
Be aware that that idiot has been after you for over a year
If you like give him more attention

...I need a name dear ! Give me a name

Putindbutt:
Dude is crushing on an American lesbian ass.

... Does he know khiaa has been deported since 2015 to Lagos slums?( where she rightfully belongs) . No american will be ever present on nairaland. The bitch is same as iyaebe the destitute zombie.

Putindbutt:
She says bigcow has a huge feelings for her. She broke a code among you when she converted bigcow to herself.

...WTF she is making that up @putin. She is a terrible liar you suppose to know .

Putindbutt:
Is she your babe?. Is Sisterfire aware?

...he dares not go to that ugly lesbian when a morningsun is here
Bigcowhorn soul and mine are tied as one!

Bigcowhorn:
Stop it. I won't tell you again

...Pls don't fight him , khiaa has been exposed thanks to him . She has ran away in shame for good.
I am so happy at last

Bigcowhorn:
Vivian, surely you are better than this?

...I'm sorry dear , but I want to prove to her the tigress I am

Putindbutt:
Woo woo woo!.. Is that Khiaa?
You have her where you wanted her.

...You are indeed a cyber-expert
Ur tactics worked putindbutt I was innocently seeing putin and my ex declan butt when khiaa was translating fvck in the butt with her disgusting lesbian mind
Nairaland can now see their easy going khiaa for the rogue she is
Nlpolicewoman come and jack her out

khiaa:
Putindbutt, this bitch is the village trash. She's a lesbian cockroach but if you give her the attention she desperately craves she'll let you ram it up her butt for free, that's if you can stand the funk of her infectious body.

... So bitchy slave this is how you gonna play right ? Damn you khiaa i hope your rapist Jesus and yah shall save your dirty ass from me this time around ...

Putindbutt:
She wanna use bigcowhorn against you but never knew he's your buddy. Khiaa is losing this.

...I have been with bigcowhorn years b4 she came calling . When she was bullying me with some americans in 2018 everyone was supporting her only bigcow was defending me against her the devil...now she is feeling so concerned such a pathetic loser

Putindbutt:
She talks gay too much, so i'd believe you she's a lesbian but feel too shy in the open.

... There you are Mr Put in d butt
Khiaa is a mistress of tribbing ,we call her C.C clit cypher over there
she thinks truth can be hidden forever , y is she after your sexual orientation if she isn't a chronic lesbian ?

khiaa:
Are you interested in Bigcowhorn, he loves the ladies so he's a no go for you? There are gay men on NL other than yourself so don't feel alone.

...Ambitious bitch so it has come to when you now use my dear bigcowhorn as your weapon against your numerous haters ... What is your concern if he wants bigcowhorn hoh? That game you are playing I understand that perfectly
...let that innocent youngman be stop using him for ur wicked schemes you damn fvck.
He is my friend and i wont let you use him no more bitch!!

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Putindbutt:
This is revealing but i hope you ain't making this up. Khiaa needs to come out of her shell and back it up with proofs.

...the fool must be weeping by now how everyone now know her as a hypocritious lesbian.
Wasted ass!!!
Are you in homosexualism this yoruba troublemaker?

FRANKOSKI:
WHEN I'M WITH SOME GIRLS, dick don't react. Even when they touch me, WHY IS IT SO?

...you are not in the mood . and you don't like something about them ,they need u to like something in them for ur peñis to stand. Is all about touching the motor neuron that runs straight to your brain's sex memory.

khiaa:
So you want to start another new year of your shit?

STFU you lying stank piece of shit. You have been telling your lies for years and has yet to show your proof to date. Where are the pictures of me that you promised to expose, bitch?

You know damn well you don't know me, you're just mad because I exposed your nasty stank ass to Nairaland years ago. Yeah exposed those disgusting, filthy pictures you sent to me in your bra and panties, made me vomit.

You and your crew of lying dikes actually thought you could bully me into joining you puna eaters. NEVER!!! I'm strictly Dicky so get that into your messed up brain

I don't do Bitches, you have your re.tarded crew who's stanky asses you can lick all day.

You disgust me Sisterfire AKA Husbandsnacha. You are the worst piece of trash to ever come on NL, just kill yourself.

...Dumb fool what is your business with my new year ...ridiculous overgrown worm feigning important overhere. Which time did I send you nudes ?
Where is your proof bi..tch ?
Khiaa you are a shameless and a lying entity ...Me and you know you are a lesbian , You are always one big fvcking clit licker , you deceive men like bigcowhorn calling him sweetie ...did he know u are an obsessed lesbian? No ,but one day you shall be exposed by someone ... Someone is tracking you and you shall be exposed one day !
...
KHIAA AKA WHOREBITCH YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO FEMALEDOM AND YOUR HYPOCRISY STINKS..
You will be exposed soon.since all those who hates you on nairaland are branded husband snatcher's crew.

khiaa:
I can't do it sweetie, they have started the New Year with their crap and you know I will not sit back and allow them to spread their bullshit.

...Like seriously thunder strike you and your accursted newyear ?? Omg You bloody bi..ch forget so easily that I am a portharcourt babe an ikwerre precisely , If you think you are stubborn go and ask about my tribe ...WE RAISE THE MOST STURBORN BABES EVER and no African tribe comes first in sturbborness but us...khiaa if I drag you ,you will die of depression ... You easily forget so soon.
They are even begging you to calm down and you are still vibrating like a worm you are WTF?? Are you mad or something ,
If you aren't careful... I will voodoo you here from Africa and you shall poo all over ur useless USA ...Ugly Buffoon, monkey , !!!

Myer:
Thanks.
Though I dont understand most of this, I'll do my research on it and get back to you.

...Your scientist don't know of this inverse world science which is bit spiritual to them but Nephilims and their overlords who see 70% clearer the dreamland ,know the I.world science like ABC ...my winged husband has rounded up this studies millions or years back with the anakhims then,
If you understand your brain perfectly well then you can understand how it displays screensavers as you sleep at night...OK ?
In our brains their are more than a 100 memory capacities Ce, De, but let's illustrate it with bytes
The highest space in our brain is kept for wisdom ,while the lowest is kept for Positivity ( not actually important )
During dreams at night a wiseman always dream about insightful things which builds the brain with lesser fear or horrors , but a fool dreams about monsters and hellfire!
...Wisdom screensaver often pop out for us to watch during sleeps but when it is empty many irrelevant things will playback or forward. Do your research my dear.

Kaldakinn:
Akika!!!

...key kwa nke by akika or akiko...ibu akirika?

Amatarasha:
BiKo what is Tesla nikolai saying again
WHO CAN EXPLAIN.
is our universe a laboratory experiment?

...Tesla is hampering on one thing which is those at the multiverse created universe and we 6ft , 17ft , 22ft are the bacteria( created by the winged noids) , planets are blood capsules , stars are the plasma, and d winged noids are the Lab rats of those that kept universe rotating in their labolatory ... So when a bacteria( We) tries to challenge the lab rats( Yahweh , E.P.c ) those who owns the lab gets proud and emotional ...We are indeed bacteria and viruses, that's y I do what I like...