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@bigben,i sent u a msg on ur fbk.

taosola:
7 days count down

Take these:

1. Aminat as well as her sisters---------- coming now

A. ARE

B. is

C. were

D. was


2. The criminal is a son of no-------

A. PEDIGREE

B. pedegree

C. trace

D. naughty woman

3. Ten liters of water------- to be consumed daily

A. is

B. are

C. may

D. SHOULD

@taosola,my answers are the one i changed into capital letter.

@shizy girl,There is nothing like that.

@GREG V, try and re-do it again or u select another centre.okay

No ques. Why?.
@bigben,thanks for the other time.

Which year did slave trade started in Nigeria and when did it end and who is sole pioneer of it.
NO OPTION.

Taiwotasungo:
Ans c c a rite

you only got one,the right answer is 1, D 2, C 3, C

myke1759:
@skmoda u fall my hand.so u r not a pidgin speaker?pls where do you reside? dnt tell me lagos oh.anyway,i was asking of your center.
how iz evrytin n hope u r preparing 4 d examination.i wish u all d best! my center is in lagos at oba akran.

@blacknip, u make sense die, but nah oba akran my center dey
i no won come ilorin ja re, but i knw say i go miss some fashy 4 una side.
i wish u all d best n everyone of us shall come out with flying colors.(Amen)

i understand u in the first place,
bur lagos, itz a long story bt my centre is ilorin.
ti a ba de school ma ja esi gbogbo e se o gbo mi my friend,okay.

Choose the option that has a different vowel sound from the others.
1.[a] coast [b] won't [c] hope [d] cost
2.[a] north [b] spot [c] law [d] naught
3.[a] fair [b] there [c] dear [d] bear

shizy gurl:
@skmoda {A} its

yeh,u are right
@shizygirl,u av any ques to ask

@myke,i dont get u anyway where is ur centre, lag or ilorin or minna.

@myke, u have any ques. to ask.

The wicked boy threw a stone at the bird smashing________two legs
[a] its
[b] it's
[c] it
[d] is
[e] its'

The wicked boy threw a stone at the bird smashing________two legs
[a] its
[b] it's
[c] it
[d] is
[e] its'

Sam Milla:
Here goes our Likely Scenario for Mr President.

Chidi [aka MrPresident] Is a Young Rich ugly Nigerian man. He is in his late 30s. He has been dating Chioma for the past 2 years and has been promising her Marriage for the past one year. Chioma got fed up of the promises and decided to seek for alternatives elsewhere. She asked for advice from friends and family. Finally she did what so many other girls are doing right now. She tried another guy who is handsome but not rich. He got pregnant for the new guy and decided to keep the news from Chidi. She plan to sleep with chidi a few more times to grab as much money as she would need and disappears.
Unfortunately Mr Chidi found out she was pregnant and rushed to the internet to spread the bad news.
Here his message from his mouth


[Chidi and Chioma Arguing]


[img]http://3.bp..com/_yqvfhIAyL-4/Scv1zJ95gEI/AAAAAAAABXA/Eo8n1_dMA4Y/s400/couple-arguing.jpg[/img]

Chidi : I promise you, as soon as i return from this trip, I will go and see your Parents.
Chioma : That was what you said last month and the months after.
Chidi : I am serious this time. I have to close this deal first.
Chima : {thinks for a while} Ok, you can go. I know what to do.

[Chidi leaves for his trip to who-know-where, and Chioma goes to seek for advice]

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Chioma : I am tired of this Chidi. He has been promising to see my parents for the past one year and he never fulfilled any of them.
Friend 1 : I think you should give him a little more time. Men are not particularly in a hurry when it comes to marriage.
Friend 2 : What ? No way. Go and look for another guy. He will dump you as soon as he finds another girl. I know how these beasts called men behave. Look at what happened to Jeniffer. Her boyfriend of 4 years dumped her.

[Chioma Thinks for a while and decided to take the Friend 2's advice.
She goes to the Night club and picks a handsome guy up while chidi was away. The handsome guy is called Okey.
Okey is not rich but he is a gigolo.]

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Okey : Baby girl you look so sweet.
Chioma : Thanks Baby boy. Lets go to my apartment to spend the night.

https://images.inmagine.com/img/gogoimages/ggis060/ggis060074.jpg

Okey : I have never dated a sweet girl like you, I think i will settle down with you.
Chioma : Oh that would be great. I have a boy friend. I will go and get some money from him and we can elope to another city.
Okey : That would be very nice. I will be waiting for you.
[They slept many more times during Chidi's absence and the girl eventually got pregnant.]

[Chidi returns from his trip and joy was at home to welcome him]

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Chioma : Baby i missed you so much. I was so lonely.
Chidi : I know. I am sorry. I will take you along on my next trip.
Chioma : That would be lovely darling. Now lets go to bed and have fun.

[They zoomed off to the bed room.]

https://www.essence.com/images/mt/aa-couple-in-bed-on-computer.jpg

Chidi : Baby why is this liquid coming out of your bosoms ?
Chioma : I dont know
Chidi : I think you do. Are you pregnant ?
Chioma : How could you say such a thing > I have never slept with another guy.
Chidi : I will throw you out of this place if you dont start telling me the truth.
Chioma : [sobs] I am sorry Chidi, There was this guy that was disturbing me when you left for your trip. Then he came into the house to ask me for salt one day, then he tried to kiss me and i resisted. Then he tried harder and succeeded. Then he removed my cloths, blablabla

[Chidi starts his laptop, logs on to the internet to ask us what he should do ]

Chidi : People what should i do ?
Sam Milla : Keep promising her marriage. She will agree soon.

note

Intro - Likely Scenarios are graphic representations of my imaginations on different kinds of events.
Every story has many angles depending on who is telling it. These scenarios does not accurately represent the truth. I create them to touch other sides of events. Names used here are chosen randomly by me. If your name appears here, then consider it a mere coincidence.
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http://sammilla.com/

@samilla,u are funny with this tantraum story.
@poster,it is nt a new thing, so just forget it and grab your life back cuz she is not yourz.

BLACKSNIP:
Which article is that ohhh, don't pass me by,

that is wat i'm really askin him for .

BLACKSNIP:
Which article is that ohhh, don't pass me by,

that is wat i'm really askin him for .

@bigbugben,wat does the article contain.

@fabo, skmoda-360@yuurok.com for facebk id.

hakeemta:
Hi friends. You have been doing a great job. May God grant everyone of us our heart desire. See you all in Unilorin. Pls take this

How many local Governments has Nigeria and which state has the highest?

774 local governments,
kano state 44.

faboben10:
@ skmoda-360. What do u mean fbk id?

facebook id,okay

faboben10:
Qstn. The fllwing letter follow some definite pattern.Which letter is next in series? A C E B D F C E G D F H E. (a)G (b)H (c)I (d)F

answer is 'A'.

faboben10:
Pls, wit my recent research it is three. 1. Pretoria(executive) 2. Bloemfontein( judicial) 3. Cape town(legislative)

u are right and ur fbk id pls.

Sup guyz, try all this acronyms and abbreviations.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_company_name_etymologies?wasRedirected=true

Sup guyz, try all this acronyms and abbreviations.

@taiwo u are welcome.hope u wont get banned again.

faboben10:
1. Pretoria 2. Two(sani abacha 8/6/1998 & musa yar'adua(5/5/2010)

No, South africa have 2 fed capitals- pretoria and johannesburg and two presidents{abacha 8/6/98 and yar'adua 5/5/2010}

davson009:
Abuja officially became Nigeria's capital on?
the answer is :C. 29 May 1999

u are wrong it is 1991

@ifk,try this,
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nigerian_state_nicknames?wasRedirected=true

Okay,sir

faboben10:
@ okija_juju: u are correct (e)

you are right 'e'