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Childish
You can't please humans just let go.

advanceDNA:
I've never heard penis explosion bleeding just becos u ddnt pee quickly..


Oga ade....go hospital oooooo just to be sure

Blood in urine is not a good sign......

The blood was coming from a cut at the tip of urethra not from my bladder I saw the bruise.

santaclaws:
Next time, pee on the toilet floor like that, don't injure yourself. At least you can always wash the floor afterwards...

Wishing you good health.

Thank you ooo na where I dey form clean boy its was like the 100 ways to die we see in documentaries.

This tinubu government too cast no secret at all this man is surrounded by people who don't love him,the kind of leaks from asorock we never hear before.

This morning as I woke up I went straight to the toilet to pee and poo at the same time,,so I sat on the WC my early morning erection is so strong it takes over 20 minutes to return to normal,as I sat on the WC I wanted to pee and poo at the same time but my turgid penizz couldn't enter the WC because it was too long and erect I don't want to soil the toilet floor with urine so I forced myself up from wc (even though the urine has reached the tip of my urethra to the point of no return you know what I mean if you are a guy) omo to the shock of my life my penis started bleeding I was peeing blood.. it was like a horror movie.
I still managed to pee even though it was mixed with blood because I need to pee so badly that morning my penis hurts so bad but the bleeding has stopped

I immediately rushed to the pharmacy to see if I haven't damaged anything the lady told me never to try it again that the pressure can explode my dick that's its the fluid pressure caused a tear in my urethra...

I got some drugs and am fine what if my dick exploded or broke I am grateful to God for his Grace.

I prefer a pan African flag like Ghana and Biafra.

Very useless soldiers the day a major nation invades Nigeria is the day you will know we got no armed forces they are just good at beating civilians .

Igbo- etche?
2024 the year of the truth and light.

Letdemsay02:
yes oo and I don't patronize anything ibo man shop. I know they will rip me off.

Good ori e kpe!

Letdemsay02:
Ok do you think if it was an Igbo man selling ewa, he would sell a spoon for 300 naira. Dey play. He will tell you per plate is 600 with thesame one spoon measurement. You see the Northerners they have conscience. The Yoruba's have conscience too, but they are copying from the Igbos.

Then be eating from Yoruba's and Hausa's abi life no hard na,yes Igbo food is expensive but the satisfaction you will get will be equal the money you paid they will treat you like a king and give you free water because they know its not easy to eat these days unlike yorubas that will treat you like you are begging for food with frowned face even you know what I am talking about.

Why you come tribalise you complain are yorubas selling cheaper? Ewa Is now 300 per spoon we are all the same.

Yoruba women never do you something woman are the same everywhere irrespective of race,ethnicity,religion very wicked things..

Hmmmm
People still dey join army for this country?

Snow dey Brazil?

41% that's impossible.

But our immediate brothers in the naija delta deny their roots even when DNA tests prove they are the same people.

Became of hezbollah and Hama's terrorist

Selfcon for 350k?

The Yorubas and hausas value the ego of becoming president of Nigeria than the development of Nigeria itself na die una deyq,we may never rule Nigeria but we will excel in other fields you will continue to hear Igbo names achieve great feats in Nigeria and abroad.

2RightHands1Coc:
50k in 3 days. I carry calculator four times in three days. Food is expensive now. U go cha chop

Three days?
Ahhhh e too much na!
I dey manage 1500 for food say 700 per plate three fufu and one meat in the morning bread 400 beans 300 for Nighr, afternoon is sleep and press phone.

WhiteIverson:
Boss you fit help me with 1k?

Did you read my post?

Manculated:
Just 30k For A Whole Two Weeks Tan Tan you dey shout lol🤣🤣🤣

That's the money i spent this weekend for basic utilities. I'm Single oooo.

Una never see anything🤣🤣🤣

Cut your agba according to your size na that 30k dey pain me gan.

psucc:
Data has become an integral part of our daily expense. You can't imagine that NL alone can cut over 1gb of data a day.

I could remember that I always lost over 400mb of the 1gb every month due to expiration in 2012-2015 but now 2gb can't last for 6days again.

What actually change?

Aswear 1gb is just like 300mb these days.

helinues:


You get mind oo. Why spending the money someone kept with you?

My brother you no go understand man dey hungry I will recover it sha its just time,the protest just shut down my business..

Do women stick to one man even married women seff dey fuuckkk outside make your survey you will see that 90% of women cheated at least once in their marriage.

The money is not even mine someone gave me to hold now I will be looking for how to recover it too bad,despite how I tried to manage,70% went to food the rest was data this country currency is not currencieng again aje.

Everybody go break down las las including the ones here make we dey watch..

The black man is really dumb aswear its a genetic thing,thats why African unity is a scam.

I thought they launched it themselves but in California

Rrchrd:
Now they are trying to mold your life, teach you how to dress & draw you closer to God you're here complaining.

You mean I am far from God do you know my personal relationship with God?or I don't know how to dress because I am a kid right? OK drawing to God also includes quitting African languages too right? God doesn't understand broken English or igbo abeg explain to me.