Morbeta11:


https://punchng.com/bobrisky-not-staying-in-one-bedroom-flat-says-nsc/#google_vignette

You are a liar Mr. Man......

influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with?

Since Solomon is not there. I will manage David. David is also a player.

chatinent:
At least, they don't hide it. Una dey do am hidden too naw

I tire o......

One outta ten Nigerians practice it......

I reside in Gra Ikeja.....if you know the numbers of youths I see , especially on Friday night .
Some don't even hide it anymore.....
Place like Victoria Island, ikoyi , ilupeju , Surulere , Ikeja , festac ,.lekki ...

Treasure17:
It's an aberration to our culture.

And you think homosexuality is a new thing in Africa? They just practice it in secret......

There is nothing anybody can do about it......it is has old as the oldest profession prostitution...

One in every 10 Nigerians practice are into it. Looking around you. ..

NiceStudent:
Good morning daddies, mummies, my brothers and sisters on Nairaland.

Please I need your help.

My name is Olaoluwa. I am 32 and an O-Level holder. I had a car accident last year, lost my job, and became jobless for months.

Please help me; I am seriously hungry. The last time I ate was Thursday evening, and it was my remaining garri that I drank. I have not eaten any other food since Thursday evening other than the water that I have been drinking to gain some strength. I can no longer endure the hunger; my body is starting to shake. Please, my people, I am really sorry for begging, but it is just that I am starving to death. Please, someone should help me with something to eat, no matter the amount. I don't mind. I will always appreciate you. I am starving. I know things are very hard these days. Anything you have to spare, I would really appreciate.

I live at No. 26, Osuolale Street, Bode Olude, Ita-Elega, Abeokuta, Ogun State.

If you live near me, please invite me for lunch; I am dying of hunger. May you never lack the good things in life. Please have mercy on me and help me.

My phone number is 0 7 0 1 8 9 7 4 5 8 3

Please help me with any amount; #600 will do a lot for me at this time.

Please, my bank details are:

Access Bank PLC
0 0 2 4 8 6 9 3 2 3
My name is Olaoluwa


I want to sell my Vivo V3.

Price: 20k
Location: Abeokuta
Contact: 0 7 0 1 8 9 7 4 5 8 3

Please buy my phone, I have no other option, I want to sell it. I need to buy food. I am beginning to feel pain in my stomach.

You never sell this phone? You lazy bloody lair.....

Online Almajiri.....your mate are doing something meaningful with their lives. Na online begging you carry for head......bloody lazy youth

CountinBlessins:
I said it! Some stupid Yoruba kids were insulting me here.!!!

Which Bini man , which true son of bini soil will accept the insults these Yorubas dare to us daily ?!

We are not related to Yoruba !! We have nothing in common. With Yoruba !!!

I hate anything that involves us with Yoruba!!!!

Let the southwest stay on their own and mind their business.

Niger delta has nothing to do with Yoruba..the famzing is irritating.
These people don't realize how much they hated sha. They actually live in a delusion that anyone sees anything good in them hence the need to always poke nose and try to form brotherhood.

I spit whenever I see them here in Bini. I slapped the idiot yoruba boy who dared insult oba in my presence.

I slapped him so hard he nearly collapsed. How dare you say Oba is under yoruba kings ?!!!

If I had my way , no yoruba person will ever be allowed into Edo state , talkless of renting or wining property.

They are hateful disrespectful and arrogant.

Is dislike these people with every fiber of my being. If I had my way .... No yoruba will ever......

Let me no talk

If only you know how we feel about you guys ehn. Una go dey run avoid us.

Spits with all disgust.

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This one don dey run mad.....you will soon enter the nearby market

ijustdey:



https://punchng.com/benin-traditional-council-suspends-five-chiefs-for-pledging-alliance-to-ooni/?amp

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jconsulting:


Keep raining curses on your leaders and expect things to turn around for good for the country..... Continue

So we should be praying for our corrupt leaders ? Would you be praying for armed robbers that robbed you ?
It shall never be well with all our corrupt leaders. Their children and great grand children al shall dwell in sorrow and untimely death.

hopexter:


Beating in public is what he meant to say😂

See how dem tie them like stockfish.

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No be small thing oooo

Jokerman:
The cut of marks for pupils seeking to get admission into Federal secondary schools recently released shows a disparity in cut off marks.

Why will someone from Anambra need to score as high as 139, and someone in Yobe need to score 2?

Or why will someone in Lagos need to score 133 and another from Kebbi need to score 9 to gain admission??

It was designed to encourage northeners to go to school. Despite that , they still don't attend school.......

That system need to be scraped ...... because one idiot from the north will use 30 from a jamb result to get admission to tertiary institution........

Kicked you out, you are crying ...


You are lucky your head is still on your shoulders......


Olobo town council

This country is finished......

Nigerians deserves the leaders they get.......

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I don't see any sign of beaten to a pulp......


Abi Dem don change the meaning of PULP ?

adenigga:




Source: https://punchng.com/Step-down-from-Kanus-case-IPOB-tells-Justice-Nyako

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MrCork:



Son..You dont hav schoool homewok??

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You nailed it......I am very sure that , the person that post this shit , Is not up to 18 years ....

But if that person is above that age......then something is wrong somewhere.

Vinnie2000:

In Nigeria, These Rival Fans are like Cat and Rat and can NEVER see eye to eye.

Batists vs OBidients
Chelsea vs Man Utd fans.
Davido vs Wizkid fans.
Ronaldo fans vs Messi fans.

Which of these Rivalries do you Feel is the BIGGEST?

Trash

Kenmatt:
I didn't go through, but what flashed across my mind as I glanced through;

"South Africans wan cum start todey mumu like Onyibo"

The same oyingbo you call mumu......has a working system.......

Where Africa dey in the equation? Especially Nigeria

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Before a goat can bite....person don really provoke am.....

You know this saying......When you push a goat to the wall, it will turn back......

danvon:
The goat was simply defending itself...

I'm sure the dog and the students must have provoked it but because the dog is man best friend, and the students are children of man, the goat is being arrested while the dog and students go free...

Corruption and Nepotism will finish us in Africa.

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You made a valid point in a funny way.....

Congrats321:
If they troop out who will bring goods and services who will pay rent for house and shops who will pay taxes and contribute to IGR. They troop in and add value

And why calling the region South West ?

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Reno just wan finish Obi patapata....

Reno is the mayor of vawlence.......

Ogonimilitant:
Nobody tàkes the waste side seriously.

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But your people are trooping to Oyo , Lagos and Ogun state like faeces flies daily for greener pastures..

What are state governors doing about food security? Na to dey expect manners from FG....

Bunch of clueless governors.

Na by force him talk or get involve in the trash going on in Rivers state politics?

Puss360:

I thought I was the only one who noticed it

So sad.

LegendHero:
Everybody knows this self evident truth. Benin crown is of Yoruba heritage.

Absolutely....but those without the knowledge of their history keep deceiving themselves......

Some people don't even know the meaning of Herbalist.....despite be plain to understand from the word

EKONGKING:
Why do we not hear these type of accidents in other African countries.

Why only in Nigeria these happen monthly

Because those that suppose to do the necessary are not doing it. For example, who are those checking those tankers for road worthiness? Are they doing their jobs.
. Are those tankers drivers properly trained to drive such trucks?
It said, that most of those drivers are also under the influence of alcohol, drugs and other stimulant that could affect their driving .
Are the roads pothole free?
Are they suppose to be driving petrol laden truck ,during the day ?

There are lots of questions begging for answers.....

From most of the comments read so far.....There are lots of perverts on this forum....


All in their brains is sex sex sex....
.

Are they fake or real policemen? Not all these long story .

Agbadorian:


Your lack of reasoning has affected you seriously, you can’t comprehend a little English . You said they threaten Reno and I challenge you to prove me wrong but you are asking me to Google 😂 is it that you need glass or I should provide data for you , so you can get what you need 😂. Mr man send me prove and stop acting like a clown 🤡 😝

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Something that was all over the internet. When his daughter was threatened. Yeye dey smell

Agbadorian:


Where is the evidence of how they threaten his child ? If you can’t proved the evidence then you are having a metal disorder

You must be suffering from mental disjunction, if you can't google it.