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Politics / Re: E.x.p.o.s.e.d.: The Amaechi You Don't Know by SlendyMEE(f): 1:13pm On May 28, 2013
KnowAll: As messianic as Rotimi Amechi might appear he has not finished one single project. Yes he is a visonary but not a finisher. Akpabio as befuddled as he is he has some semblance of physical deliverance.

People can see those Julius Berger flyovers in town, people can see d airport built, the e-library, show us what Amechi has done all mouth all mouth watering projects that would not see d light of day.

Pls comment on things u know, not things you've been told. Give credit where it is deserved. The fly overs and others are projects proposed by the immediate past gov of AKS. If Amaechi has started projects that he's yet to complete, can't som1 else complete them? At the end of the day, these politicians will sort out their differences and you that supported on or the other will be OYO.
Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by SlendyMEE(f): 9:34pm On May 22, 2013
Started reading this 3 nights ago. Thought I would never get to the last page b4 the story ends, but I made it. I must say you're a good story teller. I've laughed so much this last 3 nyts(nyt shift tings). Well done and pls update soonest wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by SlendyMEE(f): 12:47am On May 18, 2013
VanTee20: #9
Akpors was being discharged from Yaba Mental Hospital after the doctors thought he was finally back to normal.

They put him in an Ambulance to
be taken back home.

They took him to Omole, as he claimed that's where he lived.

Just as they approached a certain house, 2 kids dressed in school uniforms came out of the house.

Akpos screamed; "Those are my children, they are going to school".

A minute later a woman came out of the same house and Akpos
screamed; "That's my wife, she is late for work."

This time the doctors were convinced Akpos was okay and took him out of the ambulance
but was still in chains.

As they were about unlocking the chains, a man came out of the
house and Akpos screamed; "Yes, that's me, i am going to my
office."
LMAO

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