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RomanceRe: Lady Who Exposed Customer Care Agent In Kenya Reveals She Is A Rape Survivor. by slimbj: 9:09pm On Oct 03, 2016
LorDBolton:
Seriously if I vex I go find way order hit on that woman. Mtcheeew

She don sharp sharp dey play the gender card.

Guys better use this my scope: when a babe visits I turn on the voice recorder feature in my 2nd fone and record every little thing up till I see her off then keep it for at least a month b4 deleting + i also screen grab chats and leave in the gallery alot.

Cos if dey claim u raped them... you're finished. Wow. You should see a therapist man. It's never that serious
PoliticsRe: Photos From Olusegun Mimiko's 62nd Birthday Party by slimbj: 9:01pm On Oct 03, 2016
His next birthday will be as a prisoner convicted or undergoing prosecution for corruption and looting. Make my words. Ole oshi
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 11:14am On Sep 30, 2016
Lowkeygod:
yh...been thinking about it too.even the military runs medical for around 500 people so expecting police to do it for 20k and above may be difficult....it's difficult to decipher their thought process but let's see what happens....it's just annoying because this recruitment process started in April or there about....it has taken too long
exactly!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 11:40pm On Sep 29, 2016
All successfully selected candidates can't go to the next phase ( whatever it is) together at once. Logically, maybe constables last as evidenced by the two previous stages. The most important part has been done. The running has been moved to the training schools. The verbal interview if there will be any will be only for the general duty officers but think about this will the service commission be willing to run full medicals for everybody that has passed the last stage? Or will it be only for candidates that they have selected? They can't drop 20000 names and run medicals for evrybody. The medicals will be done in camp. People with medical issues will head home others continue their training . This is my honest and innocent understanding of this delayed recruitment. Be calm.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 3:32am On Sep 19, 2016
Tobbey:
REASON / SPEAK / TYPE LIKE a GRADUATE undecided
Your inborn anger has turned you to an unreasonable human. At what point did it become cool to jump on a question that isn't yours ? At what point in your graduate life did it become a must for you to shout while making your apparently unreasonable comment ( evidenced by your 'CAPs')? Is it remotely possible that I am not a graduate? Or that I am one who doesn't need your opinion to justify his degree? Were you ever taught in your 'graduate journey ' that even a fool is considered wise if he keeps his mouth shut( in your case ; your immature thought) . Be guided. Daani olora
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj:
Lowkeygod:
This is not a rumour and I am not spreading nonsense. The aptitude test has been marked and the list has been compiled. The names will be sent to I.T this week so hopefully we will hear from them before the end of the month.....I just heard that now and I decided to share. Please nobody should come on here to insult me. Let's keep our fingers crossed and see how things unfold. Thanks and God bless
hear from them? Like a call for the next stage? Or final list?
PoliticsRe: Letter To The President. by slimbj(op): 12:14pm On Sep 15, 2016
dollyjoy:
Zombie raised to power 10. undecided
ok mr ghost buster
TravelRe: Amazing Facts You May Not Know About Ogun State by slimbj: 11:56am On Sep 15, 2016
Nice one OP. You forgot to add the world infamous drug baron, the "distinguished" senator Buruji Kashamu AKA Esho Jinadu AKA alhaji.
So great that he has a Netflix series ( Orange is the new black) based losely or otherwise on his active days. A great OMO Ogun.
... and very many other things and people you forgot to add
Foreign AffairsRe: Top Poorest Countries In The World - 2016 List by slimbj: 2:59pm On Sep 10, 2016
What happened to sierra leone?
PoliticsRe: Do Nigerian Embassies Around The World Open When Nigeria Has A Public Holiday? by slimbj: 11:44pm On Sep 09, 2016
All holidays
Including emergency and previously planned ones are observed by all nigeria embassies and high commissions regardless of the country they are in. They are an extension of the government of nigeria.
PoliticsLetter To The President. by slimbj(op): 12:52pm On Sep 06, 2016
Dear president Buhari,
I am solidly behind all the decisions you have made so far and the ones you are yet to make. Some intelligent people will call you unprepared but we know better. Abi? How can I not support you? I stood in the line 3 times to vote for you. We got it right the last time. People are complaining oh. There is hunger this, there is scarcity that. They don't know age and military training is what you used to be this way - 12 some more years without a master plan - but I am still your loyal follower. Imagine, they are saying your ministers are not performing, the people you took 6 months to look for , plus the 12 some more years before that. Your superior intelligence made you merge 3 ministries into one and gave it to Fashola. They don't know it's a plan to ridicule the performer. Lagos isn't nigeria after all. Ehen, they are now talking about the 5 k you promised unemployed Nigerians. Don't mind them. Ignore them because it's silly to acknowledge that what you met isn't what you thought. They way you selected a beret wearing man, a minister who is scared to air is opinion about boko haram even though he is a Muslim's muslim and other characters.
They also talked about your economic team and the abracadabra policies. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. I am joining you to laugh sir. What were they expecting when they didn't allow you pick your trusted long term friend instead of aunty Kemi. Shey we all know why you picked he r.
Before I forget sar, edakun, can I politely tell you to please do something about the man called Dino and his equally verbose brother in tourism Fayose. And the Kati Kati investigation in the Senate and this Jubril and budget padding. Your own budget? The one you refused to sign? Did pastor Osinbajo read it? Udo udoma nko? If they did maybe they should have invited Tinubu at least his own eyes are big he can't miss anything. The ones he missed in kogi and Ondo state are just pointers to his increasing popularity.
Ehen, in case you change your mind about spending the monies gotten from the investigations. Please remember to build a standard ENT hospital because these over 20,000 Nigerian doctors were crying that you don't trust them. After what they did to Gani? Imagine that. Abi? All the people they save in nigeria with the equipments that are already in the museums abroad are just lucky abi? Remember sir, no occupant of aso rock or their partners ( 1999 till date) that went abroad for medicals came back without a scar or in a coffin. My friend here just said patience jona nko? I quickly played her thanks giving tape for him. He is presently on a peem level. May their souls rest in peace - yar adua, Stella and co.
Talking about death is scary but what can I do.
Sir, what's your take on that Chinese currency deal ? Some people are saying it's not working oh but me I just laughed. I kukuma know that those egg heads that gave you the idea are not wise, sorry, stupid.
Do I need to talk about the kite effect you placed on the Naira in international money market? No need jare. I gave up when they said you even patronized BDC to pay your kids fees. Imagine.
Tiri gbosa for you on the issue of herdsmen. The way you have handled it with silence or near silence so far shows you are a true Nigerian. If it is our oyel brothers that are killing people upandan then action can be taken after all no true son destroys his people.

I want to continue but my neighbor that contributed part of the fuel money in the gen just informed me that the price of fuel is about to go up. So, sir, we continue tomorrow
Sai gobe
Some people will still complain about my punctuation
Christianity EtcRe: Mother Teresa Is Now 'Saint Teresa Of Calcutta'! by slimbj: 4:09pm On Sep 04, 2016
An2elect2:
For by Grace are you saved through faith and that not
of yourself but it is a gift of God. Not of works so you
don't boast …Eph 2:8,9.


Do catholics trust in their works for salvation? Yes
with joy.


Are catholics contradicting the scriptures? o yes, with
all pleasure. Who doesn't like "traditions" better?



Are catholics going to perish by biblical standards? O
pls, with all sadness.



Are they saved based on "traditions"? O well, if we are
talking "progressive salvation"


Was m.Theresa a catholic? yesss


She followed the catholic doctrine of salvation?
that was all she knew.


By biblical standards, is she with Jesus? obviously No


But by catholic "traditions"? Yea she is in paradise
seated at the right hand side of the "blessed virgin
Mary" who still has baby "Jesus" in her arm.


wow... well said.very what? Very well said. Somebody gave you the right to judge? May God give you wisdom. Bye!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 10:19pm On Aug 29, 2016
blaze7x:
Could you pls xplain, i dont undastand
Tanx
nobody understands trash. Ignore the messenger and the message
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 10:57am On Aug 28, 2016
akosh005:
I was ask to read from a distance.
read a newspaper or something else
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 10:56am On Aug 28, 2016
kabirYD:
Chest measurement (34"winkdo little press-ups for guys it helps, height (we took off our shoes), tatoos(we took off our clothes), it is not stated dier sha(put on white shorts and white top or put dem as inner wears incase dey require u guys to put on white/white, fingers (their flexibility to avoid deformed fingers), some people have to walk to show they re upright enuf, foot shapes were observed to confirm structural deformity, dem psc was incharge of checking certificates as all mentioned, u will submit diz certs.fotocpoies after u most have presented dem one after the other to d person checking...as all diz measurements and checks re made, u re graded....so u can peep to see if u have A's or B's inclusive as such...
thanks. Both hands for the flexibility?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 12:41pm On Aug 27, 2016
Can any kind GD applicant re-explain what the physicals involves.
Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj:
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 7:35pm On Aug 19, 2016
temb:
I'm also confuses too about the venue....pls let's talk temb90@gmail.com
mail sent
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 6:51pm On Aug 19, 2016
Is the ondo state own holding in that police second school or the facility along iju ita ogbolu road?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 10:35pm On Aug 18, 2016
It's not stated that one must wear whites. Shorts and tees. Or am I missing that part?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 10:44pm On Aug 17, 2016
ariyike23:
Pls has any lawyer or doctor gotten an invite??
I think they have. Are you a lawyer?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 10:42pm On Aug 17, 2016
[quote author=ariyike23 I think they have.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 8:52pm On Aug 16, 2016
ladyengineer:
Even Oyo State, I tire to refresh.
all under same zone. Hope is good. Que Sera Sera
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 7:16pm On Aug 16, 2016
So, it's okay to accept that nobody from ondo and osun state has been invited.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 9:42pm On Aug 15, 2016
Has anybody from osun, ondo and oyo gotten any mail as a specialist (medical doctor). And has any doctor gotten at all. Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 9:40pm On Aug 15, 2016
Osun, ondo? Anybody?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 4:55pm On Aug 15, 2016
Anybody received yet from osun and ogunstate?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 8:26pm On Aug 14, 2016
MrSmith007:
I didnt post this for you to believe. I shared information I received, tot that was wat this thread was abt.
okay. What state are you from then?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 8:13pm On Aug 14, 2016
Na only you Waka come? Another witness or adonbilivit undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 4:07pm On Aug 12, 2016
By tomorrow all willl be clear.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj: 4:25pm On Aug 11, 2016
The signal no get logo?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by slimbj:
enshi:
The New dimension in maturity as regards comments on this thread is quite commendable....... I think with this the long Awaited can now be ushered......



Well......... This change has also derailed my pronouncements on people
brov, write this down; you have a room in the training school already. Best believe. If not I will give you 300k. When it happens you owe me 50% of you 5th months salary. Lol

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