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APOPTOSIS:
🤣🤣🤣
Expecting to see the so called waist uploaded here.
Maybe it's too heavy to be uploaded here

sir pls help me my hand is paralyzed nd i hv no money to go hospital

seanery:
YES....,

probably its what caused it to me. because i because i masturbated in the night before it started. Have u had similar experience before?

Life don carry me handicap.

I am a left handed man and my left hand bcame numb. I hv to learn how to do things with a right hand now

ravensckar:
Dude's left hand is paralyzed but he's using his right hand to subtly solicit for funds. Miracle no dey tire Jesus.

im not soliciting for funds
My hand is still numb. I am serious about it wallahi.
I hv been at home since morning feeling depressed nd worthless

seanery:
Make the second hand no go follow ooo
Masturbation dey kill hand too

u have a point.

seanery:
Excess Masturbation

or

STROKE

really masturbation can cause it?

Eejo
Pls help me so that i can go to hospital

natedensel:
you don use am self-service tire all the power has gone from it, stop masturbating.

its not the hand i use for that thing

AllBlack:
you swear?
how is your left hand now?
how you wan take hug your mama now?
how can you swim now?
you are 30. no more missionary style for you.
your babe has two boobs, how will you press the second breast.?
You need two hands to count money. how you go count bundle of money?
I hope you are not a DJ or dry cleaner 😁🤣😂

i am a labourer

CrownOfClay724:
These two comments are from one person.

If you like , no go help your mama for village before you dey fall for petty scammer.

Im not that guy nd i did not ask anyone for money why cant you leave me alone for fvckssake

Everyday365:
Your time will come, jus believe. 🌈 ✨

but i dey suffer no be small

As I was trekking back from hospital thinking about how to get 3k to buy the prescribed meds, I met my friend who is a road safety officer the mthrfckr asked me what is wrong with me that i look like this. I told him thAt i am fine




Honestly i begin to reason about a rope or a sniper
Im tired

AllBlack:
you don't want to go to the hospital and you don't want to hear the word STROKE but you are ALREADY feeling like commiting suicide. Na God go punish you and all your hands that you are using to BUILD UP your scam tactics.

You are here telling us what you don't like as if anyone is here to pamper you. Thunder scatter your left leg.

u are very stupid I swear
Did i ask anybody for money?

Samueltemi337:
You funny
You check bp them nor tell you wetin he be
And you nor ask

if its not norml he will tell me

Samueltemi337:
What was it?

the guy did not tell me he just gave me diclofenan and a cream to apply on my hand

Samueltemi337:
You nor get 300 to check BP
Abba190 na you suffer pass? 😒

i did checked nd my BP is normal

Peterzoom20:
Is ur left hand okay now?

there is little improvement i can now move my thumb

Drforsuiciders:
Evil that okpekesi's do live with them after 9months. D gods are wise

i didn't do any evil

jocelynor:
See a doctor asap.
General hospital less expensive

i hope it resolve by itselt tomorrow i dont like hospitals

jocelynor:
U slept on it for a long time n cut blood flow

how can i relieve it pls

ispreloaded:
Abba stop joking with urself 🙄

i am not joking wallahi

akube34:
might be stroke

i dont like this word pls.
I dont hv any other symptoms its just my hand i move my arm normally its just the hand i cant move

NoBodyknow:
And I even think say you dey serious, so all this is a ploy to scam people of their money, you paralyzed for hand and the next thing is to create topic where you go drop account number, you no go hospital
You no just get shame out all

boss i did not drop account anywhere nd i swear to almighty God im not lying since 11am i cannot use my left hand

I don die
Life isn't fair
People r saying i hv stroke

Obiedun:
No be say you hate hospital na money you no get. Tell them make them help you. Don't die in silence. Put your account number here without your name. People fit help you

i will be called a scammer

osazsky:
How old are u..this is definitely stroke...pls visit the nearest physiotherapist..u have a long road to recovery endeavor to check ur bp

im 30 years old

NoIgboSoundTueh:
You hate hospitals where else do you expect to be cured?
Nairaland?

people who had similar experience can help me

nifemi25:
Kindly visit any nearby hospital for positive remedies rather than seeking solutions from nairaland.... I hope that's not a sign of stroke

i woke up fine today nd i hv even work with the hand but when i finished working it started

NoIgboSoundTueh:
Did you try going to hospital?

it starts today nd i hate hospitals

Help me guys since around 11am today my left hand have stopped. It feels numb i cant do anything with it. I can move my arm but my palm nd fingers fell like they r not in my body. My hand is paralyzed im devastated.

Pls if you ever had similar experience pls tell me what to do.
I feel like commiting suicide.

Mine is simple, she said no doggy because it gives her waist pain nd i said if its not doggy it gives me waist pain too. Na so we both slept without doing anything

RealLordZeus:
Looks like you just dey catch cruise, dem advise you to visit chemist and do BP of #300 ,you dey talk of aboniki balm...
And the funny part is the Aboniki self dey expensive pass the #300

Change your username, you no smart at all

bro i hv the remaining aboniki i hv been using. Nd speaking of 300 naira to do bp i dont have it.
How can I catch cruise with my life?