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PhonesRe: Free Daily Sms! (no Registration, Just Send) by smilinguy: 1:37am On Nov 03, 2010
it works very well!!!!!!
Technology MarketStarcomms Neo For Sale by smilinguy(op): 9:56am On Aug 11, 2010
I just received Starcomms Izap Modem as a gift therefore, i want to sell my Starcomms Neo.

My email is adesoji.ceo@gmail.com
RomanceHow To Ask A Facebook 'friend' Out. by smilinguy(op): 4:51pm On Mar 31, 2010
There are a lot of girls i dont know that i have added as friends on fb. But i'll like to get to know some of them more; i actually have one in mind. So how do go about it.
Jokes EtcNew Airport Clothes, (pictures) by smilinguy(op): 3:48am On Jan 29, 2010
Due to the misrepresantation of Nigerians by mutallab and the subsequent listing of Nigeria as a terrorist country, Nigerians have been subjected to serious searches at airports.

In order to prevent this, you can wear this when travelling. There is no need to remove anything,

ComputersPlease, How Can I Unlock My Starcomms Epivalley Usb Modem by smilinguy(op): 8:32am On Jan 25, 2010
I am using starcomms neo Epivalley usb modem and i want to unlock so i can use other networks on it. Your response is anticipated. Thanks
Jokes EtcWhat Women Want In Man by smilinguy(op): 10:02pm On Dec 18, 2007
What I want in a man
(Woman surveyed-Age 25)
1. handsome
2. full of charisma
3. financially successful
4. a caring listener
5. great sense of humour
6. physically fit
7. fashionable dresser
8. well mannered appreciates the finer things
9. full of thoughtful surprises
10. an imaginative, romantic lover

What I want in a man
(Women surveyed-Age 40)
1. nice looking ( hair is preferred on his head)
2. opens doors, hold chairs
3. has enough money for a nice dinner
4. listens more than he talks
5. laughs at my jokes
6. carries bags of groceries with ease
7. owns at least one tie
8. appreciates a good home cooked meal
9. remembers birthday and anniversaries
10. seeks romance at least once a week

What I want in a man
(Women surveyed-Age55)
1. not too ugly (bald head is acceptable)
2. doesn’t drive off until I am in the car
3. works steady, splurges on dinner occasionally
4. nods head when I am talking
5. usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. in good enough shape to play cards
7. wears a t shirt that covers his stomach
8. wants more than nachos for our romantic night out on the town
9. remembers to put the toilet sit down
10. shaves most weekends


What I want in man
(Women surveyed-Age 65)
1. keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. doesn’t borrow money too often
4. doesn’t nod off to sleep while I am venting
5. doesn’t retell the same joke too many times
6. is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. appreciates a good tv dinner
9. remember my name on occasion
10. shaves some weekends

What I want in a man
(Women surveyed-Age 75)
1. doesn’t scare small children
2. remembers where the bathroom is
3. doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. only snores lightly when asleep
5. remembers why he is laughing
6. is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. usually wears some clothes
8. likes soft foods
9. remembers that it is the weekend
10. remembers where he has left his teeth

What I want in a man
(Women surveyed-Age 85)
1. remembers my name
2. still breathing
Jokes EtcRe: Passenger And Conductor by smilinguy: 3:46pm On Jan 09, 2007
this is outstanding. unfortunately, outstandingly dry. angry

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