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Kingemmy01:
The best NYSC DG lol.
The best comedian/ entertainer
The best E-single( Male) I tip Noordeen baba.
The best photo poster

The best poet...(Doublezero, Sofdoc, Emmaczee, etc)
Best informat/ talkative

I dey come...

Hmm...pls z some1 taking notes?!

Electronzeez...get to work!!

vocalprince:
U see Y we dey get wahala for this kwontry?? wetin U won use 2 fine babes do na. free one for us!
#IdonvexwithU.

No b so bro...lagmostkuit nah my bae. So she z non negotiable!

Buh gracyel z a gud kisser and I need to kiss a lot of gehs 4 1 role in a movie I wee Starr in...Kiss Clans. So wen she have give me the kiss u 2 can reach an agreement!!

Don't worry wen she gimme the kiss and I act the movie and become a superstars, I wee give u 1 Kiss Clans Biro and excercise book 4 ur cooperation!!!

tolustx:
Why u pple dey do copycat like dis na? Why una like to dey disturb person. Shey we nur fit sleep again ni. Chai!

Excuse me...are u lost?!

Z electronzeez ur name?!!

Or are u his new e bae?!!!

lagmostkuit:
Hello e-famz! It's about the award kingphillip talked about.

I think we should take it more serious so as to make this thread lively and to enable us hit pg2000 too!


So here are the categories I could write out to be considered.

•Troll of the year(since this thread began)
•Most humble(M/F)
•Best poster(M/F)
•Most admired(M/F)
•Best newcomer(M/F)
•Most controversial(M/F)
•Best comment so far.
•Best oldie(Handle must be older than 1st Jan. 2014
•Nysc section hall of fame
•Best e-couple
•Most beautiful
•Most handsome
•Best moniker
•Most intelligent
•Most active
•Award for best observer too
•Best e-single
•Best grammarian.

It will best be a night show.

Pls could add yours and omit d irrelevant ones
cc kingphillip
Gracyel
Ahmed4002
Erisegun
Sofdoc
Walexsammy
Etc..

Did I forget to mention...my bae has got big brains too

Ahmed4002:
This your moniker thou

Appliedmaths

Please don't bring fear come oooo. Cos e get maths we some people still carry over. Hope you not hunting them

Cc

Electronzeez sofdoc tolustx doublezero7
Erisegun

Your carryover for MTH 112 still dey follow u guys

Lolz...shhhhh. No loud am!

Electronzeez:
Erisegun where my biro, sofdoc where my book we u steal.

Ah!

Me ke?!!

As I wan carry d book, nah so georjay collet am...he say e buy 1 bag of CD 4 u, so u o am!!!

Gracyel:

Lagmostkuit is this why you gave sofdoc the go ahead to go about kissing all the e-single ladies in this e- estate?
Oh Lawd,!.. This e- world is getting rotten.. Smh

We can change this e world...jez 1 kiss would do the trick!

frenzydilz:
Na wen she talk finish, she come turn around, na wen I c d nyash. So I hear wetin she talk

Ehen...d 1 wey gimme info, her yansh flat like plasma screen.

U sure say no b one of those 30 in 1 150naira DVD u watch sha?

vocalprince:
Na so person dey take die O!!
u dey do Potential kisser. If U see wat am saw ehh... try get spiritual eyes O!!
#itreallysaveslives.

Ehen!

Wat are u saw?!!

U sure say nah spiritual eyes u get sha...dis 1 wey ur eyes b like ologogoro own!!!

vocalprince:
nna, money bin no com reach. I jst buy d ones wey U say make I buy. some sef say dem own no go reach so I add for dem.

C u...z dis how I tot u?!

If money no reach!!

Shoplifting nko?!!!

vocalprince:
see as I dey look U. smh!! who dey decif U say U be better boy??

My bae...lagmostkuit and she no deceive me.

It z true!

vocalprince:
ermmm...yes. I be tomato Jos. very special so dont kworupt me abeg!
#urorijinremain? i won drink.

Chai!

U min d orijin juice for kids abi?!!

I no get...ask kidphilip!!!

erisegun:
cc.sofdoc,tolustx ,

Cc electronzeez

kingphilip:
you've not liked it before ni

I guess not...buh gracyel nah our person now.

kingphilip:
only

Make it a hundred

Its too long nah...u wan keeme?!

erisegun:
dnt knw wot u'r talkin abt bro

It z finished!

lagmostkuit:
Next time abeg no smoke weed under hot sun!


GetWellSoon

Honestly, I luv it wen u insult other guys.

Makes me Hot

kingphilip:
a bullet through ur head wil b my least achievement

U watch too many zombie movies!

Stop it!!

kingphilip:
u shall surely make it big dear

But no forget na me go b the PA o

She already has a P.A in my humble self.

Sorry, u came late to the party!

kingphilip:
na so

That's d way we roll like eggroll!

kingphilip:
e too cheap nw

Make we make am 100k

That's 2 expensive 200k nko?

tunbebes:
Lol@ I go bring my people and you see go bring yours. Funny you

Abi nah...make the rice circulate wella...add me jawe!

kingphilip:
it is

A peck is d most she can give outsiders it's only I ha PA that's permitted With the extra

I am her P.A!

Who r u pls?!

kingphilip:
pours a drum of sugar ants into d bag of arwin

Passes bag of arwin to georjay and gets another one!

kingphilip:
u nw

Adonbilivit!

kingphilip:
Ok na grass u de grass that day wey I catch u

Nah me u catch abi erisegun?!

E b like u don weed!!

kingphilip:
she'll report u to me

Who will?

kingphilip:
enough of

...suffering!

kingphilip:
hmmmmm na so hungry de hold dem reach

No change 4 thr pocket nah y?!

Buh Buhari don come now!!

Change is ineveitable!!!

kingphilip:
oya send in suggestions

Blank

kingphilip:
go get from ha

Excuse me...how is this your consigns?!

kingphilip:
she give that dog

Jesus!

Are u d dog in dis context?!!