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Romance / Re: How Many People You Nack For 2023 ? by Sofistcatdmoron: 7:50pm On Dec 31, 2023
LooneyLester:
My cousin only I don knack am put jara
Tell me say na prank

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Technology Market / Re: Uk Used 14 Pro Max 256gb by Sofistcatdmoron: 2:03pm On Dec 31, 2023
Ozbee:
No, WiFi only
That means Nokia 3310 is better

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Travel / Re: Train Crushed A Car At Ilupeju Byepass Last Night by Sofistcatdmoron: 1:37pm On Dec 31, 2023
tyup:
There's this thing bout Impatience that when it goes all belly up, that little time you're not willing to sacrifice, you'll spend more of it when the worse happen

Now look at this, just 10min wait/patience that they din have will result to a forced patience of weeks in the hospital.

I remember then when we use cross the road at school, I use to tell myself if I can't have a lil patience to see the road clear bfr I cross and motor jam me, that patience I don't have, I will have it by force to construct my body part into it's original form.

Nigerians always have patience
Do you know if the car had brake issues or something? Don't conclude
Politics / Re: Enugu Governor Peter Mbah Visits Tinubu In Lagos by Sofistcatdmoron: 1:03pm On Dec 31, 2023
Both of them are not from lagos,

What happened to abuja and enugu

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Culture / Re: Nigerian Slay Queens Twerk For Masquerade (photos) by Sofistcatdmoron: 12:12pm On Dec 31, 2023
Abi
Romance / Re: How Many People You Nack For 2023 ? by Sofistcatdmoron: 11:58am On Dec 31, 2023
Onyiiobi7735:
😁 That's the only thing Nigerian guys know best to do and think.
Who would call Whites and Asians,names for saying blacks are cursed?
Lol! If the Hollywood superstar Arnold Schwarzenegger had carried sex on the brain,he wouldn't have been a popular model for magazines and movies, become a superstar in Hollywood, and still went on to become a governor in California.

You are not informed bro, whites peoples are more nasty when it comes to sex. The nack dog , brother, sister, causin, and is normal to them, black people are still learning
You need more exposure bro,

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Romance / How Many People You Nack For 2023 ? by Sofistcatdmoron: 10:54am On Dec 31, 2023
Can you estimate the number of people you had sex with , I mean your body count for the year 2023,, grin

Nairaland / General / Re: What Negative Act Are You Stopping This 2023? by Sofistcatdmoron: 10:40am On Dec 31, 2023
Chilling with low account balance
Crime / Re: Police Arrest 24-year-old Nigerien For Stealing Cables by Sofistcatdmoron: 10:38am On Dec 31, 2023
Chasito:
Why always 24 years cheesy
Devil's age
Romance / Re: Wedding Called Off After Bride Got Pregnant By Another Man by Sofistcatdmoron: 10:29pm On Dec 28, 2023
immortalcrown:
Fiction.
Most first born of women don't belong to the husband
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Demands Too Much Money by Sofistcatdmoron: 2:39pm On Dec 28, 2023
Ynix:


Just give her all your salary, reach out to your mom, dad and siblings to also add theirs. Then tell her that you don't mind that she double or triple date to meet her financial demands.

70 years old man your mumu never do you, take it to another level in 2024

Collect like 10 million naira loan and give to her


grin
70 Year old man grin

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Celebrities / Re: Fun Photos From Abuja All-White Pool Party 2023 (Video) by Sofistcatdmoron: 5:30pm On Dec 27, 2023
I still want nack
Politics / Re: Even If You Give Tinubu 30 Years, Nothing Will Work – Daniel Bwala by Sofistcatdmoron: 7:10pm On Dec 26, 2023
Sheggy13:
If you're gonna criticise someone, at least be factual and get basic maths right, Bwala. 8 months into a 4 year (48 months) tenure is just 8/48 = 16.7% of his Tinubu's least expected time in office.
And is the country going foward or backwards since then? How many of the masses are happy?

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Politics / Re: Even If You Give Tinubu 30 Years, Nothing Will Work – Daniel Bwala by Sofistcatdmoron: 7:08pm On Dec 26, 2023
He is the best from yoruba republic
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Impregnates His Best Friend’s Mother In The UK (Pics/Video) by Sofistcatdmoron: 2:11pm On Dec 26, 2023
Kingosytex:
I'm not trying to exonerate the guy, he clearly broke the bro code but the woman takes the greater part of the blame.
Women are the custodians of sex, they're like commodity sellers. If I approach you to buy some goods and you say you aren't selling then there is nothing I can do.

This moral decadence that is prevalent in Nigeria can be curtailed if the men want. Imagine men setting standards like 'no virginity, no marriage', all the ladies will zip up.
Dey play
Phones / Re: Falcon Supernova iPhone 6 Pink Diamond: The Most Expensive Cell Phone In World by Sofistcatdmoron: 1:03pm On Dec 26, 2023
God1000:
This phone cost around 43 billion naira with the current exchange rate.


Wealthy black men will buy this phone, white people don't use such expensive gadget
Dey play, u use expensive devices more than oyibo?
Food / Re: Eko Hotels Sets New Record With Longest Christmas Cake by Sofistcatdmoron: 12:55pm On Dec 26, 2023
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, why u spray paint ontop white socket? Is that thing looking nice?, If oyibo produce something they do it well, but if it comes to 9ja turn ,una go do am anyhow
Food / Re: Eko Hotels Sets New Record With Longest Christmas Cake by Sofistcatdmoron: 12:54pm On Dec 26, 2023
Useless record
Celebrities / Re: Tony Elumelu Dancing With Genevieve Nnaji by Sofistcatdmoron: 12:52pm On Dec 26, 2023
Hold her well
Travel / Re: Is this true About many other West African Countries when they apply for Visas? by Sofistcatdmoron: 11:32am On Dec 26, 2023
Afunja oluba people have destroyed the country ever since pdp left

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Romance / Re: What Are You Giving Your Girlfriend This December by Sofistcatdmoron: 9:26pm On Dec 25, 2023
Lurdd:
It is already December
What are you giving your girlfriends this December to make them feel like they're dating someone that loves them, and also feel special, what are you getting them or what are you going to give her. Is it cash or gifts.
you are very foolish,
giving to girlfriend is what we do on regular basics,
the question should be what are u giving your boyfriend this xmas,
Religion / Re: Pope Approves Blessings For Same-sex Couples by Sofistcatdmoron: 3:49pm On Dec 24, 2023
if its true, then you will not see me in catholic church again
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean To Submit To Your Husband by Sofistcatdmoron: 3:03pm On Dec 22, 2023
Be his slave
Sale ur soul to him

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Politics / Re: ‘Supreme Court Opened New Window For My Release’ – IPOB Leader Nnamdi Kanu by Sofistcatdmoron: 3:02pm On Dec 22, 2023
Abi
Islam for Muslims / Re: Hardship Has An Expiry Date by Sofistcatdmoron: 1:46pm On Dec 22, 2023
maybe 300 years from date of birth
but people dont get to that age
get rich or die trying are two options, the choice is urs,
there is is money in the mouth of a lion, only the brave can grab it

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Travel / Re: Evil Our Men Do Abroad In Connivance With Families In Nigeria. by Sofistcatdmoron: 1:10pm On Dec 22, 2023
xup
Crime / Re: Man Declared Innocent After Spending 48 Years In US Prison by Sofistcatdmoron: 5:58am On Dec 22, 2023
talk2hb1:
I knew he is gonna be black
Black Americans wahala is too much, they like gangsterism and guns a lot
Politics / Re: Why You Have To Travel Out Of 9ja & relocate by Sofistcatdmoron: 12:24pm On Dec 17, 2023
Evolutionism:


Op how far with this Postgrin

One Gala na N200 nowgrin
I swears, from frying pan to fire
Politics / Re: Demolitions: Don’t Cry Over Split Milk, Ohanaeze President Tells Igbos In Lagos by Sofistcatdmoron: 11:12am On Dec 17, 2023
theophorus:
If everybody hates you, then you need to really examine You cause Everyone can never hate you except You are a Hate.

Learn to Control your Mouth and you will control a lot of things.
Everyone does not hate them, u hate or love them na for ur pockets
Romance / Re: Best Decision You Made That Changed Your Life by Sofistcatdmoron: 10:56am On Dec 17, 2023
Resigning from my 100k job

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Technology Market / Re: Smart TV Advice by Sofistcatdmoron: 10:24am On Dec 17, 2023
lakefist:


TV boxes project their own pictures via HDMI CABLE. TV not being smart doesn’t mean Dey don’t have quality pictures. There are many newer model TVs with no smart features and super great picture quality.

People are even moving away from TVs and using projectors for home entertainment purposes. Do your research!

What are u even saying,, connect a tv box to 2015 LG tv dummy tv and connect the same tv box to a 2022 Samsung UHD 4k crystal smart tv and using HDMI , you will see the picture different,, because of the tv technology,,
How can u say tv boxes has the same quality on different tvs,
It's the tv that matters mostly bro,

What is stopping u from using a projector suitable for living room,, go and buy it for 2 million na, if u can't afford a normal smart tv,
,
Technology Market / Re: Smart TV Advice by Sofistcatdmoron: 2:17am On Dec 17, 2023
lakefist:


Do your research you will be surprised the picture quality these android tv boxes project.
We are talking about tv pictures quality not android box

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