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Wiz kid & singlet lol . Lovely video

PlasmaTV:
Tinubu's soldiers will come and start donating tears on this page now.

They'll leave the message and attack the messenger.

It's audible to the blind and visible to the deaf that Tinubu is both weary and nonchalant about leading Nigeria. Baba just wants to enjoy the perks of presidency.

Do you know how much insecurity surged under Tinubu?

I mean, we all knew Buhari was a collosal mistake for Nigeria. But Tinubu has outshined Buhari in incompetence, carelessness, and unseriousness.

Heck! One of Tinubu's henchmen - Tope Fasua - said that kidnappers said that Nigerians are paying to kidnappers so the money stays in Nigeria. Heck!!!

Doesn’t Obi look tired?

tobenuel:
What makes a highway ''superhighway"?. The government of the day loves using that word.

Toh maybe it's a common metaphor for the Internet

A highway is any main public road connecting major towns and cities, often featuring traffic lights, cross-streets, and pedestrian access. A superhighway is an advanced, high-speed, controlled-access highway (like a freeway or expressway) with multiple lanes, no traffic lights, and grade-separated intersections for uninterrupted travel

Source: Google via Collins Dictionary.

Hope you now understand?

aswani:
Haba Pétérù the Saint, did Makinde or President Tinubu tell you they haven't spoken.

Obidients, una see una oga don start him cho cho cho again, afta una go tok say na private citizen, make pipo leave am alone.

Edit: Makinde told Peter Obi that President Tinubu hasn't called him. Why it is Peter Obí to tell the nation this, I am not sure. Peter amẹbọ olofofo, bikonu mechionu.

Person go beg makinde for support he say na solidarity visit lol

MrEar:
The military government of burkina faso led by Captain Ibrahim Traore is not joking around.

1. In january 2026, all political parties in burkina faso were formally dissolved with all of their assets seized.

2. In April 2026, mass dissolution of 118 non-governmental organisations (NGOs) and civil society groups operating in the country was ordered because some NGOs were working as proxies for "toxic imperialist partners" to subvert national security

3. In june 2026, The military government has cut diplomatic ties with former colonial ruler france because they found evidence that france actively supports subversive networks and terrorists groups like the al-Qaeda-backed Jama’at Nusrat al-Islam wal-Muslimin (JNIM) and Islamic State Sahel Province (ISSP).

4. Now they have introduced a new policy requiring all students, whether government-sponsored or private, to obtain government approval before studying abroad...



This is ]how you know a country that is heading towards real change and greatness.

Meanwhile, let us kindly keep recycling corrupt puppet politicians as our leaders. Its obvious we are not tired of suffering and smiling.

I beta pass my neighbour citizens.

Such decree is only possible in a military setting because it impedes on freedom of movement and association. No right thinking person can even applaud such a thing.

The sensible thing is what BAT did which is remove FX subsidy.

If Nigerians want improved educational standards then a fair price at university level then a fair price must be paid. At secondary level ALL schools MUST be handed to state and local governments to handle.

Having FG schools is an aberration.

More responsibility and revenue must be channeled to state and local governments to make this effective.

TheFreshVanilla:
No, it's an African thing. No matter what you do there is a limit to the success you can achieve. We've got to break free.

Was a clear penalty … na experience tielemens use and na ignorance Lamine display

If e use body shove tielemens em for no blow

PheelzAlmighty:
Nigeria is intercontinental joke...


Thunder fire 🔥🔥🔥 nairaland mods for being useless, jobless and biased. wretched animals

You’re a joke

Wealthyonos:
Last last, na revolution go end this 🌽 🌲

olodo uprising everywhere

Alphanancy:
Even the JOE is a mad man. So after spending over 5 years to acquire higher education the best the president's wife could come up with is akara and kulikuli business.

Let’s assume it’s graduates who received those grants.

That education is what is supposed to separate a roadside akara seller from a literate akara seller.

All the things we enjoy today were upscaled by educated people … most times with zero government input (Google is your friend sha)

BATified2023:
Lately I stumbled on a video by the wife of the president saying youths should venture into akara selling and road side corn roasting and I observe reactions on social media with many insulting her and calling her all sorts of name.

What I notice about the whole charade is that people who insult her the most fall into two different categories....

*The Gen Z who believe all Nigeria problem started with Tinubu

*The political haters who hates Tinubu and his family and whatever they say even though it's pure common sense they will oppose it.

Let me give some real life examples before going to my point, anyone who have been around since 2010 upward or any graduate from 2010 upwards knows for sure that getting a job is one of the hardest thing, infact we joke about it that it's after service that you know the meaning of so help me God at the end of your service year.

My blood brother finished service in the era of yaradua and despite his good results and some connections he couldn't get a reasonable job, he thought about using one of the abandoned station wagon bus in the compound for logistics and gradually he established himself, got married and now into hospitality with 2 solid hotels. When I finished too, I was also job hunting and I dabbled into modern day slavery for 19 months (private school teaching is what I call modern day slavery) to keep me busy,after 19 months I left n started a gas outlet and pos shop, thank God today I am also into logistics and I have a mini gas station.

This and many more are what graduates use in getting way forward in life because it's obvious Nigeria have been like this for long and graduates have been abandoning certificate to get dirty and make money, it never started during Tinubu presidency so what's the fuse about? This same thing happened to my landlord children, they are both graduate but because they both couldn't get a job they now own fashion school, my wife is also a caterer and a big time food vendor, so why are many people shouting as if it is today that unemployment started?

What prompted me to create this thread was one annoying guy that we served together during JONATHAN regime, we finished and he too couldn't get a job, he learnt electrician work and today he has employed people too, imagine him now insulting the government and insulting Tinubu for telling youth to get engaged instead of waiting for government when it's obvious it's not everyone that will get a government job.

I asked him one question "u always shout Jonathan era was the best, y didn't u get a job then?
Why don't you wait for Jonathan to come and give you job?
Why did you get something doing instead of to sit down and blame the government everyday.


Like seriously what pisses me off about critics of today is that they are just hypocrites, when you hear them talk you will think all Nigeria problem started with Tinubu,no be one person be president when fela sang international thief thief?

No be one person be president when dagrin sang democazy?
No be one person be president when eedris abdulkareem sang Nigeria jagajaga?

Why do some people now present it as if all our problem started in 2023?

We that have been around for long knows many problems Nigerians have faced and are facing so it's annoying to always talk as if Nigeria started

I almond dabbled into fashion before I got gainfully employed.

The biggest insult to a Nigerian is being told to start something!

Yes it is not easy out there BUT get something doing to avoid loosing time…

Image123:
The Senate still has to pass the bill, and at least 24 of the 36 State Houses of Assembly must also approve it.

After that, states will need to demonstrate that they meet the requirements for implementation.

Then comes the real test: states must establish, operate, learn from inevitable challenges, and improve their systems.

Only after all these steps can we truly say that State Police is fully operational in Nigeria.

https://x.com/i/status/2065157750263575005

Still on still, Jagaban pulled this off. It's not easy.

All 17 southern states will pass it.

All north central states will pass it.

The 2/3 is not a problem


The issue is how many will have the modalities in place by the time it is time for implementation.

I doubt implementation will happen before the elections sef

aboreofe:
The innovation behind the blue rail is amazing. Lagos is leading other States with these amazing interventions to ease the traffic issues in the state. Kudos

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The expectation is that Major cosmopolitan cities like Kano, Abuja , Port Harcourt should be developing their own intra-city rail lines to modernize transportation , improve speed and convenience… I really don’t know what other governments are doing

All said and done , when will Lagos government tackle this dustbin menace ravaging the state?

seunmsg:
This is not a suit but a threat to sue if certain things are not done. It is similar to the threat Peter Obi issued against People's Gazette, till today, he never sued. So, this is just another face saving public stunt by Peter Obi. He should go and refund the money he collected from NDC aspirants in the south east.

Again, Nigerians can now see the kind of duplicitous character this Peter Obi is. He's not yet president but already using legal threats to silence those opposed to him. One can only imagine how he will threat the opposition, activists and the media if he ever becomes the president. Dude can't even take a pinch of what he normally dishes to others.

. kenneth Okonkwo is a lawyer so if he made such statement without proof then I’d be surprised

LagosOrigin:
The bad boys are now in Lagos

Lagos has been surrounded .. so be careful out there guys .

The insecurity has gone from bad to worse and the president isn't doing enough to put to stop to this nonsense.

So unfortunate.

Be quiet you scare monger

Mitsurugi:
Do you know how much they made? Add Isak money and it's, perfect business. You see clubs like Newcastle, dem no send you as player. You are replaceable. Who knew players like Bruno Guimaraes before? Woltemade? Osula?

Bruno Guimaraes was hot with Lyon and linked with Arsenal for over 2 seasons before joining Newcastle . Woltemade was heavily chased by Bayern but the Stuttgarr refused to sell to Bayern . Don’t say what you don’t know

ceejay80s:
not money, there was no money or coin or even cowry then,
he was just envious of his brothers Abel cos God preferred Abel's sacrifice more than his

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Both of you cant be certain sha

Muyiwaipere:
Wait o....let me spell this out for people who are already jumping up.

They are only buying crude which is just a normal scenario, it's just shell, chevron and co that would benefit from this.

Provide more context please

Nastrademus:
I'm certain USA will not be affected, but watch Islamic terrorist supporters jubilate as if they've won a lotto, they're always so happy with death death death or destroy destroy destroy. Pathetic lots

You don’t understand global politics … USA won’t be affected ke? Do you know what “influence” means in global politics?

I told people when the Russo-Ukro escalation happened that the unprecedented “actions of the west, especially USA ” which they think will cripple Russia and end the conflict would only lead to global issues.

As US Dey take actions , Europe Dey realize say dem jonze putting so much into the American system

Taking Russia off Mastercard, Visa et al for example automatically Made the Europeans look to create their very own payment system

Energy supply? EU is instead looking towards Nigeria and indeed Africa (Libya , Algeria especially)

DEFENCE? EU has put together a multi-year framework on increased DEFENCE spending (this year saw a 60% rise.

Let me add that France has already fully withdrawn their gold from US reserve. Germany to follow soon.

All of these reduces Americas influence , already many EU states have snubbed America on the Iran issue which is why the US hasn’t yet invaded.

Influence is the currency of power.

Validated:
Tinubu has only one option, resign to avoid unprecedented defeat. The defeat would be so resounding that even EU and Americans will send experts to research how it came to be. INEC already know the results of 2027, so they wanted to scheme Peter Obi out.

Naxo una talk during APC primaries

Naxo una talk during Campaigns

Naxo una talk during the elections

Naxo una talk after he win & una go tribunal


Keep talking

Do people even know what Minority whip is?

Emeskhalifa:
Nawa ooo

Stuff like this go come make person dey happy say Oyibo and Arab bring Christianity and Islam to Africa else by now some places for Nigeria for still dey kill twins, and so many other atrocities in the name of tradition.

Google is ACTUALLY your friend …

Brendaniel:
Have you written your own UTME?

Please DO NOT miss the next UTME!

Brendaniel:
GTFO

Please! Do not miss the next UTME exams! I use God/Allah/Whatever you serve to BEG YOU!

Brendaniel:
So with all the noise Tinubu and his supporters made about the success of his subsidy removal and Dangote refinery, Nigeria is still importing petrol like subsidy was never removed and Dangote refinery is not even existing.

Now the funny and annoying part is that, Nigeria now spends more on importation of oil and oil products, Dangote spent about 3 billion dollars importing crude oil, Nigeria is spending 9 trillion importing fuel that Dangote would have refined and given Nigerians to use if they had a good arrangement between the FG and his refinery, are we going to call this situation a lose-lose for Nigeria as a country?

Just look at the kind of management Tinubu is doing and yet he has supporters cheering him because of tribal, religious or political affiliation.

Ensure you register for the next jamb/UTME

adamkkk:
Make dem try attack USA gan gan and see why USA got nuclear


See mention on top my opinion

If I support USA, u go dey attack me for supporting what my morality stands for, u wouldn't use that same energy to attack APC that has made Nigeria a country of Citizens Vs One Party Elite

USA cannot NUKE Iran… don’t be a kid

After watching several spy movies I feel there’s a meeting he wants to have there under the cover of attending a funeral lol

America has a policy of not negotiating with terrorists

So how hamas , hezbollah and Iran even believe in negotiations with USA really befuddles me

Of course it was just a tactic to get everyone in same room

No indication that the guy is HIV +

VeeVeeMyLuv:
truck, heavily ladened with granite and travelling at a very high speed

Why should such trucks be allowed to travel at a very high speed in such population dense ateas? WHY?

All these illiterate, dumb drivers.
If you are a driver here doing such you better repent.

It’s not illiteracy , it’s not dumb driving it is the result of Alcohol and possibly drugs

Road safety will be busy looking for sharp looking cars to harass while ignore trucks and buses that actually have high hazard risks . No checks at parks for inebriation amongs drivers even alcohol is openly sold at parks

We are not ready as a state or country at large

Flets:
Nigeria’s reality is far worse.

2021 — ₦399
2022 — ₦423
2023 — ₦646
2024 — ₦1,480
2025 — ₦1,544

Maybe Argentina is better afterall

Unless you’re quoting alien rates even the parallel market is below N1,450 now while official rates dipped to N1,370.

So I ask you where you got your own rates for 2025?

Thundafireseun:
Everything is not brute force

Customers won’t even come out to buy anything on Mondays ….

Police protection is not enough to protect both the customers and the sellers… that is the bitter truth

Once people know market is open theyll plan accordingly