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Let's rack our brains with this teaser: A teacher walks into d Classroom and says; If only Yesterday was Tomorrow, Today would have been a Saturday. Now on which Day did the Teacher make dis Statement?

Reports reaching us state that all prospective candidates should keep calm as the list was supposed to have been released but...don't worry sha, it's none of ur business...ur business is d list, abi? It shall be released SOON...u know wen smbdy says "Jesus is coming soon"...Yes, dat 'soon' is wat we are applying right now...

sigolisis:
Hmm... c as guys lay ambush for list, I suspect say d list sef dey fear coming out, e dey fear "eye stampede". GUYS, IT IS WELL oooo. Let's just be kool and calm, God has fa4d us alwedy

no be small...maybe 'ambush' is even an understatement.

alaoabiodun:
According to the University of Ibadan MIS unit account on facebook - Candidates who applied for the 2014/2015 Change
of course and direct entry should be getting ready
for the release of their names by end of October

we are warming-up seriously...

sigolisis:
Xup guys? It's been a while. Next week is loaded with good news for you and for me thus says the UI lords of admission

I can confirm from my most reliable source dat it's true baring any last minute change...Goodluck to everyone whose Patience has been tested so far.

callmebeauty:
till when?just curious now

I've told you all to calm down, we are working on the list. Anyway, when I get to office tomorrow, I will tell those boys to expedite efforts b'cos my people are curious...Just call me so that your name won't be left out

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Congratulations Nairalanders, there's a new post on ui's official website and it concerns everyone here. Pls, check now with strong faith! Goodluck!

callmebeauty:
Dear UI ,we d DE aspirants are tired of waiting,its either u release d list dis week or ............But to b sincere,almost all skuls hv released dia lists.WE WANT TO KNOW OUR FATE.

lol...jez calm down...only d patient dog eats d fattest bone.

adegold1234:
When the time comes you will definitely find a suitable place for you to work.Nigeria today course don't determines where ones work.

Hmm! I think u can employ him na. @least as a Public Relation Officer...

AmooRidwan:
Pls Which Job Can I Use B.Scedu In Biology In Tasued For?

U can work as an undertaker...

Innocent 2face Idibia

Abike054:
d list ll be post on ui website

Ha Ha! Why nau?

Codedrock: I dont know why i kinda like all Islamic celebration periods but i kinda hate the religion itself.. Why??

U hate d religion probably b'cos u don't understand it. No religion is as perfect as Islam. Islam is not what u see on the screen of ur television or on the pages of newspaper.

Crescent University, Abeokuta Post UTME (2014/2015 Academic Session) is Ongoing


Crescent University, Abeokuta Post Utme 2014/2015 academic session is still ongoing.Members of the public, especially those still seeking admission into Crescent University or having issues with admission into other institutions are still opportuned to apply for the Post-UTME screening exercise.

Crescent University is located in Abeokuta, Ogun State, Nigeria. It is a private university established by the Islamic Mission for Africa.In 2002, the Educational Board of the Islamic Mission for Africa (IMA) recommended the establishment of Crescent University, Abeokuta. In 2003, the Academic Brief Committee set up submitted its recommendation to IMA. The National University Commission approved the establishment of the University in 2005. The University commenced her academic programme in December 2005.

Crescent University, Abeokuta hereby announce the ongoing Post UTME (2014/2015 Academic Session) schedule as follows:

Venue: University Premise

For further enquiries, please contact the address below:

Km5, Ayetoro Road, Lafenwa, P.M.B. 2104, Sapon, Abeokuta,Ogun State, Nigeria.

Phone.:  08027814584
e-mail: admissions@crescent-university.edu.ng

ADMISSION IS OPEN TO ALL, REGARDLESS OF RELIGION, GENDER OR RACE

oluwo0000000: Johnny was on high speed, he got to an
Armycheckpoint without slowing down, so
they told him to park his car and ordered him
to carry 1,000 blocks from one Side of the
road to the other side. After carrying 990
blocks, Johnny noticed that their boss was his
Primary School classmate Akpos, so Johnny
went to complain to him, The boss, Akpos
was really angry with what his Boys did to his
Long time classmate, So he asked Johnny
"have you started carrying the blocks?"
Johnny answered ''I have carried 990 already,
Akpos said" Please don't be angry, 'RETURN
THEM BACK TOWHERE YOU CARRIED THEM'
ONE WORD FOR AKPOS

LMAO...AKPOS is a legend

ijabs3984: GoodMawing, i am new here and i need to confirm something in regards 2 UI DE.. i dont knw aw dey calculate o level result.. can som1 please help me out and again UI website is not like it was before... nofin abt DE... please need an answer urgently I need to know the latest about DE....

Read through the previous posts.

Good morning Nairalanders, have a blessed week!

Happy Sunday to everyone out there...hoping this week favours us all as per...u know

JIMMY1393: Please correct me if am wrong I know most of you here put another school as your 2nd choice in your DE form so my question is let's say you apply for your 2nd choice school and they give you admission beforE UI does that mean that UI won't be considered as 1st choice by jamb/UI again ?

Where u take see first and second choice for this year? Check well abeg!

Seriously Nairalanders, I was just joking. I know most people here are anxious...don't be. Your name is already on the list. Amen!

Reports reaching me now states that all Direct Entry applicants...if u care to know ask me but trust me, it's HOT!

I'm thinking If Siglosis were to be a lady, would he have rendered so much help? That's to say guyz are better helpers than our mistresses. IMO.

sigolisis: 70k will go a long way. Acceptance, school fees, accommodation, faculty and departmental dues, SUG. But remember you also need to stock your room of food items, transportation to and fro within and outside the campus, photocopies of materials, textbooks, laboratory manuals (for scientists), lab coats, etc Sincerely, it's difficult to quote any amount because department varies but generally, 70k should cover registration

Good one bro, tnx so much...Let's wait for d list and I think I'm good to go...

Pls, I want to ask from a more experienced person; what is d estimated cost that a new student might spend including acceptance, tuition and accommodation?

danevans19: Why is the thread dull? Let's make it interesting like dat of last yr thread

I thought it was only my observation oooo...never knew there are like minds...

READ ME PLEASE. Hi Nairalanders, if u think u have missed out on this year's admission b'cos u were not able to register on time or due to one issue or the other, No! U can still get admission into Lagos State University (LASU) either with ur JAMB result (180+) or your DE form previously purchased. It doesn't matter weather u chose the school or not. If you are interested, contact me: 08139295906 or 2B9F41BE. This info can be found on www.lasu.edu.ng, d schools official website. I can only help to put you through, you don't need to pay #1 to any individual. So, help yourself NOW or you wait till next year. 08139295906 or 2B9F41BE; Solumighty

Good morning everyone, I'm on my way to UI. If u want to make any enquiry, u can reach me so I will help u. U can reach me through: 2B9F41BE or 08139295906- Solumighty. Have a nyc day.

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2B9F41BE or 08139295906...Solubaba

Pls peeps, who is in UI or going to UI? I need smbdy to help me. Confirm my transcript. I need response please!