₦airaland Forum

chatinent:
I stay at Vancouver.

That's pretty distant. I stay in Ontario.

Kajaard:
All these yahoo boys

Trying to catfish sex starved nairaland dudes

Only the smart ones like us know that you are a dude with hairy balls

Hmmm, What proof do you have?

LILTJAY:
Yahoo boy.. thunder go soon kill you

I assume thunder has killed someone you know in the past? Quite unfortunate.

chatinent:
You lie.

I don't know of others but I can exceed a minimum of 3hrs. No sexting intended!

Hmmm, let me know whenever you visit Ontario.

LILTJAY:
Yahoo boy.. thunder go soon kill you

What does that mean? I'm female and I prefer using Gmail.
Cheers

Beebah2000:
he is among the good ones ooo

Hmmm, I'm happy for you

greatfucker:
send me yr WhatsApp number

Sorry I don't think it's safe to share my details.

Iniobong34:
kai! boko kill u there, am an akwa ibomite we are the best husband material incase ur don know

That's interesting. I hear your girls are pretty light skinned.

MJBOLT:

Alaye,this format don cast

Hey, are you related to Usain bolt?

Beebah2000:
just because her Nigerian boyfriend is good in bed that doesn't mean all Nigerian guys are good in bed too.
She's lucky to see a Nigerian guy that can last one hour in bed, some Nigerian guys can't even last for 30 minutes.

Wow, quite enlightening.
Do you mean your bf isn't good in bed too? Or he's one of the few good ones?

Iniobong34:
lol I can bet my balls u are among the lazy ones not me

Lol I'm not lazy. Besides, the government in Canada pays unemployment benefits so I'm good sweetie.
Are you from the boko haram tribe?

greatfucker:
to be sincere I can last up to 3 hours send me yr WhatsApp number so we can talk better

Hmmm. You really wanna finish me lol

Ishilove:
It means you're a dude with hairy balls, darling

Wow. I'm surprised at how you came to that conclusion.

Iniobong34:
hmmm e be like body dey sweet u dis evening. am not in nigeria lmao!

Ok. But buhari said Nigerian youths are lazy. I hope you're hard working?

[quote author=greatfucker post=106171132][/quote]How long do you last?

Iniobong34:
which country in question?

Nigeria of course

Beebah2000:
Nigerian guys are not good in bed.

I don't believe you. My bestie says her bf can for an hour. I've heard her moaning from across the room one time when he came visiting lol.

Ishilove:
Racist much. I'll leave the guys to drag you wella

Lol, you're missing the point. It's just a meme pic showing my 'confusion'. People use it in YouTube clips all the time.
All love sweetie.

AcademicWriter:
Yougonna welcome

Thanks.
Academicwriter, do you also do romantic writing?
I like people who can write love poems and such.

Mcslize:
Lol! Only those that know how to use Photoshop will understand this clickbait.

I do use Photoshop. I can edit something like this. Write the date on a paper, pick up a random lady photo and place the date on the background to make it look real.

Photoshop!

No clue what you're talking about. Are you in Ontario?

Ishilove:
Your mask is slipping

What mask sweetie? Wearing a mask isn't compulsory in Ontario.

Iniobong34:
No oh dont welcome me am leaving right now

Ok bye. I hear boko haram is ravaging the country.
Hmu if war starts and you need a place to migrate to.

Lilsameey:
,..You be werey,...Nah only Mumu go fall for dis ur format,..You no get work.

What is 'werey'? Is that a chieftancy title in your village?

Bouz:
walaihi if I slap you ehn you will be unconscious for 600 years

That's why Sars use to slap lazy youths like you. I heard about the protests lol.

Iniobong34:
Gosh! Weytin cary me come this thread sef

You're welcome

Nukilia:
I am a bricklayer in Bariga, and not a carpenter in Canada
Thank you

That's cool, I like bricklayers because they're strong. You can make lots of money in Canada doing that.

Carchoice:
You tried with the photoshop but poor lighting on the table and the paper.

Huh?

Bouz:
Chai look at what, Lack of a job offer has reduced a Nigerian into

What do you mean?

I'll like to make some friends here. Who knows I might find my partner lol. I don't mind covering your expenses if you'd like to visit.

chatinent:
Is seven hours too small?

It's too much. One hour would be fine with me. Can you last more than an hour?

ogashman:
Update don cast

I don't understand. Are you Jamaican or something?

Nukilia:
Yes you're correct, lots of them are good with carpentry.

Hmmm. Are you good in bed? And do you reside in Canada?