Please my people, is it compulsory to swim, smoke, sniff, carry yahoo used girls ni?





Please let do what's necessary and leave the unnecessaries so we can hustle in peace and enjoy life codedly. You don't even need all those dreads, ear piercings, saggy pants, crazy jeans as a guy, just make money and see things flow.


Honestly since I've built my house I've not painted the exterior. But the interior makes me love life everyday!

Nairaland is just the right place to catch cruise knowingly well that no one can know what you are up to.


May the soul of the gentle guy rest in peace

Lies!!! According to the one and only LYING MACHINE OF AFRICA!

oluseyiforjesus:
How true is dis?
I wish it's Femi falana farm

May God bless you sir. How can someone in his right senses be talking about dead rule of law in Nigeria?





I pray Falz is kidnap or killed by the herders one day.


Let's see if the demented lawyer will get justice in the jungle called Nigeria

Thank God you know they still have CREDIBILITY!
















AND YOU, MR LYING MACHINE, WHAT IS LEFT IN YOUR LIFE TO LOSE?



NOTHING!! NOTHING!!!




I REPEAT, N O T H I N G !!!

It must be on the security situation of the country...









But the idiot below will never agree insecurity is at its peak..


Built to tell lies!

The seed sowed by the police is now ripe for them to harvest..










When you were aiding crimes, you never knew it would come back to you

Why should everyone in the helms of affairs copy me in this lying challenge?

Wetin oko Sule go cause for Nigeria...





















E go pass Wetin Bororo and fulani don cause.


Sule Sule

Oloko idán

genius43:


Go to the Xiaomi Thread Store that is a marketplace or visit any Slot, pointek or Raya store near you.

ok

ibawon:
This is the first time I'd be using a Xiaomi device(Redmi 3 Pro). It's cool and kind of odd when people ask you the kind of phone you Use and you say Xiaomi (most people do not know jack about it).
I just want we using this device regardless the model to meet here and share tips on how to get the best out of it eg. Rooting, unlocking, flashing, Upgrading, etc.
Please lets make this work and Shout out to @elijahdre for getting me this wonderful device.

And most of your questions can be answered on the threads below

https://www.nairaland.com/post/84015340]
Xiaomi Compilation Thread

https://www.nairaland.com/Post/70563946]
Xiaomi Phones Tweaking Thread

https://www.nairaland.com/3880817/
Xiaomi-Thread-Store

Pls where can I find brand new redmi note 8?



Also if you have any ideas as regards the current price.

Thanks so much sir.

Good day tech savvy guys on Nairaland,



Please I need a brand new xiaomi redmi note 8.

Anyone with a an online or offline store to buy it and price.



Betters till, is there any alternative to this beast with Almost same specs especially one with active notifications LED, good camera and at least 4000mah battery?

Ẹ nor consan potopotor inhabitants..














They too have loads of problems to deal with

Y

Olori burúkú Federal Government!






You impoverished the masses and still asking them to behave.

From GMB to Lying machine and even the states officials...


All of you and your children shall suffer the pains of every unjustified deaths on the masses by the grace of God. Amen

Igbo amaka









Na anywhere food done dem dey dey...







Just like our own FFK too..

Far better than drugs and kidnapping

Racoon:
Imagine the idiocy! Guess this is the same Governor Yahaya Bello that is aspiring for 2023 presidency? This man and Trump have the same mentality towards this raging COVID-19 pandemic.

Your eyes go soon clear.






I pray for you and your types out there that you won't learn your lessons the hard way

NCAN reporter: Identified as Ifeamyichukwu Pius , mission accomplished. I repeat, mission accomplished!



















NCAN, SAGAMU BRANCH : GOOD JOB! ALLOWANCE TO BE CREDITED TO YOUR ACCOUNT BY THE FINANCIAL CONTROLLER ASAP. YOU MAY CLOSE FOR THE DAY, MISSIONS OVER!

And you stupid Nigerians still believe we are one in this shithole?








Una neva ready

NCAN correspondent : Roger!


Attention! NCAN headquarters!

Nothing to report here as no crime was committed!




NCAN HQ : Thank you. But a drug crime was committed..



NCAN Correspondent: Yea but no name was listed and I don't want to implicate innocent PIGS and IDIOTS

tegrianonigltd:


I am from the creeks of Niger Delta, where your northerners feed from that makes them not want to leave us to our own Niger Delta Republic , even the Igbo you ranting about, if they were useless, and have nothing to offer, you think The north won’t have let them, imagine the north is Niger delta, you Guys know you need The unprecedented commerce of the East, crude oil from the south, during the war, the Biafra kids produced their own tools for war, how giant an idea they have, I am sure they would have been the China of Africa. I am sure they won’t be doing drugs overseas because of a failed system. Instead of facing a failed country like Nigeria, you talking about a man who had multiplied money over the years, became a president of the world powerful country against all odds. Take it or leave it. That man you may never become.

Shame on you all southerners! Especially you so called Niger Deltans

Imagine all the ammunitions in your possession and your kind of boldness. All you could do is kidnap people stealing your oil for a paltry amount of money!


Why not channel all those resources of yours to start something meaningful and see whether all other regions won't support you.

Only those who have access to this prodigal sons in the helm of affairs are benefiting from our commonwealth.

I, you and others even the kidnappers in the ND are all at the receiving end of their prodigy.

Let's wake up

tegrianonigltd:



He was, recognizing Jerusalem, giving Israel back makes you that strong, falling Iran terror general, calming down that smally from North Korea, Trump was powerful, China and Democrats had to plan to bring covid just to rumple his administration, gave kids 500 usd, adult 1200 usd twice, SBA LOANS, covid unemployment benefits across the country. He was that powerful. They feared him, brought all America jobs back to America from China, protected Americans first, great negotiator, he never bows to pressure, a dogged, rugged fight to finish, loss or gain fighter. If buhari was half that man, Nigeria would be feared and respected, Nigeria would be great. If Nigeria was good would you be concerned about going to America or complaining about his travel bans?, a South African isn’t bothered about trump travel ban, they enjoy their country. America gives South African 10 years visa straight, in that 10 years, they won’t even travel or maybe just go once.

Wow! That's awesome!




And how has that changed things in the land of potopotor?

DONALD NDUBUISI TRUMP!




THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD (AS BELIEVE BY THE PIGS, PIGLETS AND IDIOTS FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING CRIMES)






NOW FINALLY FELL LIKE THAT WARRIOR WHO WAS HUMBLED BY AN ILLUSIONARY SNAKE.

IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY QUOTES ABOVE,, GOOD LUCK TO YOU AS YOU ARE FROM NIGERIA AND NOT FROM THE ZOO

Honestly with the crop of people we have in government for the past 20 years,








We are not ready yet. Imagine people still voted Obaseki who just crossed to PDP almost immediately they were denied Covid-19 palliative.

And the buffoons were claiming 'Edo nor be Ragos'


Shame on this dread locked head generation

May Allah guide us.





Barka Jumah to all Muslims brothers and sisters on this forum

Real slay Queen..

Pickieox:
If you know the amount of money these looters are codedly embezzling...I mean money not reported by the yeye media we get for this shithole, you go lynch any of those looters including their family members join...




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Clit centre?



Maybe na French I just read

Lazy lecturers!






BTW, what is the essence of going to those sex and cultism centres called universities and colleges?


Common power bank, you can not assemble not to talk of build.


And you see Illiterates from the Eastern state making all sort of electronics and equipments, clothing and even automobile.


Also the Illiterates from the Northern part of the country produce food for the country.





I spit on Nigerian education system.

Go to illiterate shops across the country, hardly will you not find graduates learning one skill or the other, imagine after wasting 20years learning how to read, write and speak that can be easily got at any market or church.

cyonujemen:
Please, what's the total cost of cultivating a Cassava Farm from soil preparation till harvesting on an hectare of land? Location of Farm is close to Abeokuta. I will need a detailed breakdown of the expenses at each stage. Thank you.

Clearing = 50k


Ploughing = 8k (pls do two rounds if the land is virgin)


Stem = 50 bundles of branched tme419 @300 naira each.

Planting = 5k

Post/pre emergent herbicides = ₦8 500


Applications = 4k


Manual weeding = 8k (twice)

Chemical weeding = 8k (with labour)

Harvest = 25 tonnes.

Best of luck!

08052341407

We IPOB are Illiterates!





We don't use social media so we are less concerned

I've been thinking about this issue currently trending all over the country. I'm sure I'm the biological father of my kids as they resemble me a lot! In fact people are always amazed to see the semblance.




But you know anything can happen in this world. A lot of things are still much hidden to the naked eyes.


My question now is will you consider a DNA on your kids and please state the reason so others, including me, can learn.


Thanks so much.

I am sonsomegrigbo