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Guyz.a guy called me nd said he doesnt know how to do d scheduling of centre on d net. can u pls share ur xperience of d scheduling step by step.

Guyz.a guy called me nd said he doesnt know how to do d scheduling of centre on d net. can u pls share ur xperience of d scheduling step by step.

alrite guyz, am a 300level student in unilorin.considering d past post ume exams,the post utme xam is not hard at all nd by dat,i mean 4 those who knw wat they r doin.jst get to knw 9ja's current affairs very well,then d english language is all lexis nd structure wit comprehension(wot u did in jamb's english nw.bt simpler).and finally the maths is all abt simple arithmetic nd simultaneous equation(no matrices or diff nd integration.in short,no further maths).they will compile questions 4rm dose 3 phases together nd time u 4 lyk 20~25 minutes.try 2 score as much as possibl lyk 60% nd above 2 secure ur admission.i chose d schl as 2nd choice got 76% in d post ume nd my name was on d 1st adm list if any1 shld fail d exam among u.then truly u r not worthy 2 b uni student.ave neva seen a simpler questn.good luck 2 u all.NOTE.LUKIN 4 ACCOMODATION DURING D EXAM(ilorin centre only) ND 4 FURTHER INFO.08136096675.once again.GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL.

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looking 4 somewhere to stay in ilorin during UNILORIN post utme screening exercise?Call this no.08136096675.

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When then?,after then?,and then?who told u to laugh?didnt you read d topic?, mcheeeww, homosapien oshi.

Studio y u dey fear.and abeg females this is not for your eyez,awon onikakuka gbogbo.

Studio y u dey fear.and abeg females this is not for your eyez,awon onikakuka gbogbo.

We were in a club house when a phone rang among d fones left on a table.a guy got up nd went to pick d fone.nd a lady's voice popped out.d conversation goes thus-lady:hey,honey how u doing?jst called 2 tell u i just priced a trinket here nd it costs #150,000.since i ave ur a.t.m card wit me,can i withdraw that ammount?.guy:yeah honey go rite ahead.lady:oh u r such a sweety, nd honey, 1 more thing, u know that car i alwayz admire(bmw convertible),d dealer said it costs #5.5million.can i get that too?.since we are operating joint accnt i can easily withdraw that.guy: honey,satisfy urself.byeee.d guy dropped d fone and was like.who owns that phone?.

I met a dude today.who told me it will be great in hell as u'll get 2 groove with d lyks of 2pac,michael jackson,biggie,aliya one on one,no be say u go dey wash dem 4 stage.So i told d dude who knws u might even have dinner wit yah-rah-dua.come to tink of it,as time goes on,u fit play monkey-post with c-ronaldo,jon teri,babayaro, e jo e rerin, hio,hio,hio, ha,ha,ha,ha.he,he,he, *faints*, dem pour water.wakes.haaaaaaa!haaaaaa!dem ask wetin u see?*all i just rote here dey apen 4 real*,

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E get one notorious criminal for my town.in name na Ekpong.dem don dey catch dis guy but in dey always escape from prison.so dem come transfer a new D.P.O come our area,d man na yoruba man.the man come swear say he go catch dis ekpong guy finally nd put an end to his reign of terror and true to his word,he did.But on the 7th day afta dem don catch dis ekpong,na im he come escape again.as he dey run comot,na im the D.P.O see him and come dey shout 'officers, catch EPON,catch EPON,CATCH EPON, na im d policemen drop their guns come hold their SCROTAL SACK(EPON), na so EKPONG escape that day o.o dun abi ko dun?.