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Funmi was 29, just months older than me although that fact was hidden fromm her and as a matter of fact she believed me to be older than her. I used to call her cat woman because her eyes were cat like,it always gave her face a sultry look she was also armed with full lips which she always pouted when she was in her 'like me' mode i always had the impression of her spending hours in front of the mirror practicing the look till she attained the devastating effect She was average height and her body was actually very very there! (Mischievous grin).
Apart from her mixed signal i had never come on to her and she had never seemed bothered by it..not until about three weeks ago when things with Fome' went south that I felt her open up more and was actually surprised with her caring attitude which although still rare seemed genuine. I never considered my self as a particularly private person but I found out the one thing I loathed was the attention from the office, being a topic of discussion was not a warm feeling. Hearing things like: "his fiancé follow anoda man go" is d exact image of a man being kicked repeatedly when he is down. (And yes I tried to delay it but it had to come out sooner or later..anoda man).
Back to that night..my brain multi tasked a lot one section paying attention to Fumi, answering her questions and basically trying to keep up as she self yseemed to be in a nervous rush talking all thru the cab ride to her place. The other part of my brain was thinking things through. Sule was he in danger or was he a part of this operation but he had tried to warn me or had he? My instinct told me that sule was a friend in the 18 plus months I had known him we had developed an easy friendship or pretty close to it and moreover I sensed he was in danger, that was the hard part to contemplate: the danger..the possibility that Sule myt have been coerced by strange eyes was looking more plausible by the second. Now you may wonder who the Bleep is this strange eyes forming James Bond that Sule can't alert me if he was indeed coerced at least two grown men should be able to take down one right? Wrong strange eyes was merely a henchman of the chief and when the chief meant business violence wasn't the immediate threat..not to you anyway..you see the Chief is all about games, controland mamanipulation i knew this first hand and if sule was coerced it wasn't physically. Also the most nagging thing on my mind was the information my car held..i had recently (after coming into money suddenly) opened accounts for all my nieces and nephews every single detail from their adress to next of kin....i felt my eyes drift close as the weight overwhelmed me...it seemed I had put my hand in a pot of soup and it turned to acid..beside me Fumi droned on obviouslyequating my demeanor to depression over Fome' (like i was the first person to go through a break-up) i thot of my present safety...despite my claims of chief being prone to mind games and power plays..when it came down to it he was highly unstable..not when money was a factor. I opened an eye lid and looked at Fumi...whatever she meant when she had invited me over..be it impulse or not..i had no plans of going home that night.

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When fome' said to me "I'd like you to meet somebody"
I had no idea who this 'somebody' was and I didn't care, at that moment I was just happy she said yes.
Days went by and I had even forgotten she had mentioned anything. We had decided not to set a date and rush a wedding which I readily agreed to.its funny but its like u think of the question(marry me?) u think of events leading up to the moment,u think of the reply even think of marriage and how married life would be like. But the moment she says "yes" the first thought that enters your head is "the wedding" which means money.
I had a 3 bedroom apartment but had furniture only in a room,the parlour and the kitchen. Since I moved from a previous self contain two years ago. In fact that was a living arrangement I had been content with had it not been for my mother calling me all the time urging me to settle down..i would always say.."but Mama
I am settled na" at which she would respond with a stinging vibe that always got me thinking. "Which kind settle...(sigh)Living like a married bachelor you say you're settled"
However, landlord palava would make me consider and yearn for a change of scene.
Fome' was 26, three years my junior..she had just turned eighteen when we had started dating. Its funny that we dated for so long and I had never met Chief or heard her talk about him. Fome's mom had died just two years after I had met her,(when she was 20) her dad had died when she was very little and her mother had raised her (being the only child) and worked several jobs to send her to schools "My mother always said I had to be educated. She had been cheated off things severally and vowed that I must not be illiterate" she had told me one day while in my arms. (fome' used to like to talkafter sex, she was a cuddler and would just lie, head resting on my shoulder staring at the ceiline and she'd talk about anything that happened that day..other times if no particular gist was forthcoming or sweet enough, she'd plunge into a soliloquy about her childhood or infant life..with me trying not to doze and failing...don't judge me Fome was a tigress in bed) Her mother had been the one steady person in a tough life and I guess part of d reason our relationship grew and was able to be sustained was because I was literally the only one she could turn to after her mother's death and i was there for her to lean on the death also had an impact on me because although we never met,I had heard a lot about her and her comitment and love for her daughter...yes all bedroom stories (sly wink).
All the years I knew Fome' no other relatives came to sight..she had a couple uncles from her father's side..but they had all been invisible all thru her life. Her Mother had a younger sister who was unmarried and I know they saw each other on occasion. Anyway, to backtrack to what I was saying before I digressed, Fome had practically been 'living with me' only goingback to the flat she shared with a friend.
It was on a Sunday afternoon, I was in oneof the empty rooms where I kept a a very large screen t.v and played FIFA with friends from work(mostly Andy). I had just been loading up the game when Fome had burst in.
She was not her usually bouncy self.. Instead she sat down quietly on the second plastic chair which completed d entire furnishing in the room. I took no notice my mind on the game,thinking wot tactics to play Dortmund with..I had switched of the console several times after losing the game time after time and my biggest problem on earth at that second was winning that game. But then Fome said the words that would bring newer meaning to the definition of problem to me.
"I'd like you to meet someone." She said this with her voice low and eyes averted. I had started the match.."Babe........someone abi" I asked my eyes attempting to leave the screen but not succeeding.
"Yes its very important to me I have told you before remember".
"Eeeh...mark na idiot!" I shouted at the screen.
"Rex!"
"Yea yea I remember" I had a goal kick and used the opportunity to look at her "who isthe person"
"One of my mothers old friends.. he took care of me all thru my school days" iindeed Fome' had been quite well to do during our university days..my first impression of her had been that her parents must be rich.
"Have i met him before?" I asked her all eyes now in the screen.
"No but he wants to meet you he has been pressuring me since that he wanted to see you he really insisted and he doesnt take no for an answer."
For real? Why does he want to see me? Who or what exactly is he to you.....would all have been very appropriate and needful questions..but instead: "Goooaaaallll!!!!...no problem babe we'll see your friend."

Chipappii:
Stupid little things can go a long way in influencing a big part of our lives. So me and Chinaza decided we needed minor break. Funny thing was this was coming not up to a month after I had pledged to love her until Christ's second coming. The cause of the break up was something as insignificant as I love you. I don't usually like chatting with her on whatsapp because we always end up fighting, so whatever we want to say each, we do it over phone calls and that's it. On a day like this, i decided to compliment a picture she uploaded on her whatsapp profile where she wore a cloth that brought out that perfect shape in her, her ass protruding and boobs standing like Kilimanjaro. I must confess she looked awesome in it, all thanks to her beauty and curves plus camera360 and picsart. So i chatted her up. We talked, i asked her if I could hold her waist, she sent a smiley and said its mine. Well we got kinky, everything we usually did in my room, on my bed, we did it there on whatsapp, we didn't exchange pics shaa, i don't like the idea of seeing things that i can't actually access. Well our chat was wonderful for a very long time, i was just conscious of the point where we get to argue but it didn't come, surprisingly, the chat was about to end on a good note. We both got tired and decided to go to bed, we both said Goodnights and just then, it came.

"I love you baby" i said abi texted
"love you too" she replied
"Put 'I' there " i said
" How?" she asked
"Say i love you too and not love you too"
"Hian, biko take it like that"
"No, you gats to put it for me to know it came from your heart, that love you too isn't romantic enough"
"neche if you can't take that one, leave it".

For no reason, i was getting angry at this little drama, she too wasn't helping matters. Naza was bad mouthed and also bad fingered. Well we argued and i insisted on the 'I' before love you and she too stuck to her high horse. In the end, i told her that if she didn't comply with my demands then the relationship will have to be in traffic jam for the time being. Well Naza being who she was, she just said ok. Our chat ended and our affair too. I wanted to teach her a lesson, i wanted her to miss me, maybe then she will come to harken to all my demands. Well shaa, it turned out that i was the one being taught the lesson, i don't know if she missed me or not but i know i so much wanted her to come and say sorry so we can continue but then, naza decided to teach me lessons.

Early the next day, i switched on my data and ran straight to her whatsapp contact, found her online, a look at her profile again made me want to end the quarrel but i wasn't prepared for the heaps of laughter she would drop on me. Hmmm, pride was just about to destroy my relationship gan.

I was really moody for days, yes, our beef lasted for days. And in my mind, i was considering that some one must have made naza realize how beautiful she was for her to be doing shakara for me like that. She obviously didn't tell shape about it and i also didn't want to tell her. Well shaa, i can't come and die over Chinaza when i have Eva and others to think about. Crazy Eva, she came back to school three good weeks after resumption. We shaa, i missed her and she missed me too. She told me for the first time in her life, she had made a new year resolution. She was going to upgrade from being my bang mate to my girlfriend, now that was funny but the other funniest part was that she had declared no sex for us until she had accomplished her aim. Now that was some sick Shit. So who do i run to? Shape is a virgin, Cynthia is the devil's personal assistant, Jennifer was, well anyway, i wont even let her number step foot in my contact talk more of she herself into my room. So this was my case.

"i thought you loved blowjobs" i asked Eva the day she came to my room.
"Your sperm is not sweet, i don't love blowjobs, i just love you and the Mouth Gig was a package that came along with it" she said as she did her best not to get entangled with me, she was practically brushing my hands off. Hmmmm, Evangeline was brushing my hands off and i thought this year was going to be an interesting one. Now see, Eva was a beautiful girl, undoubtedly, the type that you would like to introduce to every one you know but then again, i already have everything i want in her in Chinaza, though she could be more hardcore but then, you can never manage the two of them at a time, you will just wake up one day and die away. I thought we were both content with the our affair of fuckery until she told me about her new year resolution. The offer was more than tempting but then, the Apple Eve ate was also tempting.

We spent that day dragging on and on, i gave her a thousand reasons why our present arrangement was the best and she gave me a million reasons why we shouldn't be fuvking when we are not dating. Shaa shaa, she went home and the only thing she gave me was a hug that lasted only 5 seconds. Immediately she left, an idea struck me, i picked my whatsapp and updated my profile picture with a very sexy, Seductive picture of Eva, i was hoping she would see it and At least let me have a little poke, even if she doesn't let me cum inside her, at least, i can manage. 3 minutes after I uploaded the picture, my whatsapp notification binged, i checked and got a real shocker, a positive shocker.

"I love you too". That was the message and it was from Chinaza. Hehehe, chinaza have finally mellowed.
"Hmmm, for real?" i sent to her.
"Yes, i'm sorry" she texted.
"Ok, thank God you finally get small sense" i said and added a smiling emoticon
"Thank you, can you now remove that picture before i get annoyed".

I should have known. Lolol.

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