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Madrid - The husband of the Spanish nursing
assistant who beat Ebola says his wife now
knows that authorities killed their dog Excalibur
while she was in the hospital and is questioning
that decision.
In an interview published Thursday by the
Spanish newspaper El Pais, Javier Limon says he
finally told Teresa Romero after she tested
negative for Ebola this week that their mixed
breed dog was euthanized two days after her
Oct. 6 hospitalization.
Limon said "she is asking herself why they killed
the dog, who wasn't to blame for anything."
Spanish officials had said the dog was a possible
risk for transmitting the deadly virus.
In the United States, the dog of a nurse infected
with Ebola was quarantined and tested negative.

I don't wear my bullet-proof vest cos I want to get to heaven ASAP

yes we are attractive

It is called a three-some. Yes

But u are very dumb oo

Ogologo akuko

I thought this man is dead

She is probably having a good sunday afternoon at the moment. U guys should go and do the same

Um op I think its west brom vs man u

Wouldn't castigate him tho
Sometimes a man is got to do what a man is got to do

Na wah oo

hw was today's worship service

I got these from a reputable account on twitter and I would love to share. I was not born a gentleman tho.


1. Say please and thank you

2. Work hard

3. Mind your manners

4. Extend a firm handshake

5. Keep your word

6. Respect your elders

7. Shy away from gossip

8. Love well

9. Be punctual

10. Stay humble

11. Always make eye contact when speaking to someone

12. Act chivalrous - show respect and be polite towards women especially

Lemon12:
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and
an Hausa man were lost in a forest
and then captured by cannibals.
The king of the cannibals told the
prisoners that they could live if
they pass a trial. The first step was to go
deep into the forest and get
ten pieces of the same kind of
fruits.
The three men went their separate
ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba
man came back and said to the king, “I
brought 10 apples.”
Then the king explained the trial to
him, “You have to swallow the
fruits without any expression on
your face or you will be killed. The
first apple went in, but on the second one,
he winced out in pain,
so he was killed.
The Igbo man arrived and showed
the king ten berries. When the king
explained the trial to him, he
thought to himself that this should be
easy…. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8and on
the ninth berry, he burst out in
laughter and was killed.
The Yoruba man and Igbo man
met in heaven and the Yoruba man
asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got
away with the trial.” The
Igbo man replied, “I couldn’t help it,
when I saw the Hausa man
coming with Watermelons!”

lwtmb lwkmd rotfl namutu

Lemon12:
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and
an Hausa man were lost in a forest
and then captured by cannibals.
The king of the cannibals told the
prisoners that they could live if
they pass a trial. The first step was to go
deep into the forest and get
ten pieces of the same kind of
fruits.
The three men went their separate
ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba
man came back and said to the king, “I
brought 10 apples.”
Then the king explained the trial to
him, “You have to swallow the
fruits without any expression on
your face or you will be killed. The
first apple went in, but on the second one,
he winced out in pain,
so he was killed.
The Igbo man arrived and showed
the king ten berries. When the king
explained the trial to him, he
thought to himself that this should be
easy…. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8and on
the ninth berry, he burst out in
laughter and was killed.
The Yoruba man and Igbo man
met in heaven and the Yoruba man
asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got
away with the trial.” The
Igbo man replied, “I couldn’t help it,
when I saw the Hausa man
coming with Watermelons!”

lwtmb lwkmd rotfl namutu

Funny tho

klodike:
No stick the banana in ur arsehole

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Faggie

I was eating rice and then remembered I have banana in the fridge. Now I get the banana and don't know how to go about it. Do I chew rice and banana at the same time or chew banana after swallowing the rice?

BREAKING NEWES: I have eaten breakfast & lunch and have not brushed since morning

Thanks. That would really help.

No matter how many songs, videos,pictures or applications I delete, my phone's internal memory is always full. Its a Sony Xperia U with internally built SD card(no memory card slot). Any idea anybody?

Everything happens for a reason. Everything is said for a reason. I do not think we have to use the same phrase the americans use simply because it is likeable. After each presentation by our politicians, most especially, the next statement is "God bless Nigeria". Our dear country Nigeria is blessed with various forms of resources - be it natural or human. Our problems stem from our inability to enjoy the benefits due to the corruption eating deep in our country's bowels. I think the right phrase would be... GOD HELP NIGERIA

*are my fat*? smh

*are my fat* smh