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EvilSeeed:
Which Team is Mad Cow supposed to be on again?!


Some of the entities with which he entered into an MOU with for the Miss Nairaland 2014 reneged on our agreement.

alert: judges pls watch out 4 ds guy votin. he iz madcow, madcow1, evilseed, evilseeed n decendants. tnk u

KelvinGraphics:
Badoosky is watching oo

lol. i neva put ring 4bado hand, make e still dey dia dey watch

hi kachisbarbie

MizMyColi:
Truth, hurts?
Which truth?

The Absolute truth or A Relative truth.

I think what hurts is the insensitivity with which some folks go about spewing their "truths".

You're right bro, I'm quite unhappy with you.
Let's do well henceforth

u see now, ds iz 1tin i hate abt u. i askd a simpu ques, u turn am 2jamb ques. abeg, @bolded, anybody wey fit answa ram make e raise hand

Lagunna:
Good morning uncle k..


Baba speakdatruth...Good morning

oga mi, my two hands dey up o. notin do u baba

MizMyColi:
I hope you know I've been ignoring you since.

From where I'm sitting, it's evident who should park well

d #truth hurts shey? btw, dats not 2get u angry because na u i go still send my candidate pikshures, make u no use vex spoil my parole

teeo:
Good to know.

Runs back to work. TTYL

u meant guest mode?

teeo:
Good morning

dobale daada omode yi

teeo:
Better die join

ode, na sweet smile frm d queen of nl, e no dey kill persin

MizMyColi:
mexzysamex
Please stop spamming my email with empty emails.
I have replied you, yet you keep sending empty messages.

I won't tolerate such anymore.

Please be warned.

yo shakara sef 2much. i wont tolerate ds, i wont tolerate dat. parkwell abeg

Jennimma:
*smiles*

faints

Jennimma:
I'm so impressed with the response of NL dudes.
...well,i'm so generous. (Yeah,thank u!) Here is me doling out advice/tips to all them contestants.
1.Be yourself:be normal,act you. You don't have to wear studs or jerry curl your hair or wear skinny jeans to get votes. Being original is the key to victory.
2.please and please again,if you don't have 6packs,don't force it.(Some would start gyming cos of this) although i'll be looking out for this sha *coughs*
3.Find a good CM and team mates. Make sure to work closely with them. "United,you stand"
4.Learn how to cajole people. Learn to add pet names when asking for votes. Eg. Teeo my darling,please vote for me. If you don't know any pet names,ask me,i'll tell you some#shikenah.
5.Sacrifice something. Won't give much details on this one. You know whats precious to you? Then sacrifice it.

That's all for now. May the best dude win!

QueenJ.

contest end, teeo enter cajole mood. chai

KelvinGraphics:
Hehehehe.
I dey feel U baba..
Na permanent site be that oooo.

yo head enter dia con occupy space join. notin do u

macklef:
Asin, with d level of expertise. I don delete my googled pics.

See the picture i bin wan use campaign.


See my original self below
Shekaku.

u crackd me up big time mehn. lmao

KelvinGraphics:
Baba trust me naaa..
Dat one is a done deal.
Winning Mentality dey for our DNA and we no dey slack
Abeg hail Baddooosky 4 me ooo.

no p. me sef scata full ground. if u impres me, yo ministry addy go b kilometre sumtin sumtin lagos/ibadan xpresway

chrislu:
Thanks buddy

no p

marieolae:
haha there's nothing like seeing some nice oily absss!!

den i prolly nid 2get yo digits

boombay:
vote for me!

kiddablingzz ds post yo r sharin iz 2much. 18 frm u alone ds mornin. biko

marieolae:
yesss ohh

even if em brain empty, na abs sure pass. girls wil b girls

chrislu:
Hapi bufdei 2 me! Glad 2 b alive, hale n hearty, baba God noni. And pls I need a campaign manager, can any1 help?

hapi man. cheers

Lagunna:
haba, wetin the guy do na
there is no crime in uploading any goddamn picture u want on ur dp

e pain dem..chaiii

he waz wrong. dats wot girls can cause

macklef:
I give up. Detectives everywhere.

lol. u 2 get intentn 2 mislead us ni because u dey claim treyz. lol

KelvinGraphics:
U get mouth baba.
U know i just had to tell U d truth kuz it's mission SpeakdaTruth.

BTW... Wia ris Mama Idowuogbo na?

u guys gat 2impress mi abeg. gat 5entries n i neva decide yet. no cm wan lose biko, i no dey find abs, jus gimme fine pikshures n odas we go talk abt.
bado dey my caba, she stil dey nod 4 bed afta all d shayo et all yester9t

marieolae:
you've lost my vote for now sha

see dem, na abs dey make dem vote

KelvinGraphics:
Good morning Boss Speakdatruth.

Nairaland NDLEA been catch me when i been dey try send U mail.
Biko just bear with me, my guy lilmaxfidel don come bail me out this morning. Xo once i get home and refreshen up i will instantly come and visit U electronically

no p. notin do u

scantee:
Paddy mi. me self go campaign for you die, As handsome guy you are join the league.

wich time u turn cm, my abs na 5packs no bi 6yet. mi i b cm n i wnt make u n macmilla contest. no turn mi down o

igbsam:
Please we no need crawl crawl kind of body o

We also don't need bushy armpit that has garri-like substance on it with red looking kinda hair o

We don't want 6packs wey dem use crayon draw

We don't want ehm ehm....I dey come.

lmao. una get bad mouth

macmilla n scantee, try n verify b4 friday. no time

ds girls r tellin us dat it takes only body 2win. important info 2 all contestant, if u no get body or u carry one yeye pot belly, knw yo fate now

i tink scantee n macmilla wil do ds contest right

slimmy05:
Let him contest Kwanu. I am not satisfied yet to contest till I see a matching rival.

as if u don see her broda. u knw if balotelli fine pass am ni

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