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SportsRe: Ronaldo Presents To Nani His Silver Boot Award by Spyde(m): 7:53am On Jul 13, 2016
One major moral lesson some of us(nigerian) are ignorin is in dis country is one of d reason why we aren't so successful in our choosen careers, is d the zeal to b succesful no mata whr u cum frm, RONALDO was 4rm a poor family in d poor part of d country,bt d will 2 b successful took him to whr he is 2day, he was good wen he was young bt he wasnt a wonderkid,bt he knws he can be improvin day by day until he is ontop of evrybody,imagine if evry players are doing dat. We all nid 2 put sentiment apart and learn 4rm dis guy,always thirst 4 more,put dt into ur career and c hw positivly it wil change.
SportsRe: Ronaldo Presents To Nani His Silver Boot Award by Spyde(m): 4:05pm On Jul 12, 2016
gocac:
Ronaldo is very stupid for trying to play with my intelligence! The truth about this young man is that "If its not all about him then everything is useless" he is not very happy because portugal won, rather because it puts him ahead of others to ballon d'or award. He gave it away because he felt that he is bigger than silver boot. Nonsense!
go and die away.
How wil some pple be great in ds life if dey appreciate a great person irrespective of d person's character., anyway continue hating cos dats wat is makin him successful day by day
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by Spyde(m): 9:46am On Jul 12, 2016
pls help me find Sep 8 oooooo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Spyde(m): 10:23am On Jul 08, 2016
webcalculator:
I read on radar.techcabal.com that it's $15k. Your pay also increase with the number of months you have stayed and if you leave after 2years you don't have to pay at all. I'll find the link and update this post
True. A frnd of mind there said its $15k.
EducationRe: What Was Your Worst Subject In Secondary School? by Spyde(m): 11:32pm On Jul 05, 2016
I was always purging few mins to business studies class in jss 3, thank God i'm An Engineer 2day.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Spyde(m): 9:39pm On Jul 03, 2016
aipheee:
Not like the pay is for the bootcamp oO... I mean when you've been fully accepted as an Andela fellow:
NGN80k/Month
Work with American Time ie you can work even midnight!
Then sign a contract that when breached you pay $20,000.
pls kindly xplain more on d contract.
RomanceRe: 10 Things Ladies Check In Men Before Marrying Them by Spyde(m): 9:51pm On Jul 02, 2016
sade1994:
What I mostly check for is if you are hardworking.. .
#yimu
RomanceRe: Unbelievable! What Is The Secret Behind This? by Spyde(m): 1:50pm On Jun 28, 2016
Dejideji1:
Quite simple, if you convert those steps into an equation and solve you will arrive at : 100A + 2016

Solution:
Let's represent the digits with 'A'
50(2A + 5) + 1766
= 100A + 250 + 1766
= 100A + 2016

(where A is the input variable)

it doesn't matter if it's the last digits of your phone number or not. Just enter any random 2 digits and u will get the same result. Even a single digit will produce same result you will only get a 3digit answer.

Now this is the trick, the variable will be multiplied by 100, leaving you with that same variable + 00 and your year of birth will be subtracted from 2016 which is the current year (that will provide your age) .,

your age will provide the digits that will be added to the trailing zeros gotten from the multiplication of 100 and the variable. Thus leaving you with the variable and your age.
yea nd wen we move to a new year there wil be an increment to the 1766 by 1
PhonesRe: Which Of These Items Do You Still Use After Buying A Smart Phone And Why? by Spyde(m): 5:25pm On Jun 13, 2016
Ok na, try chasing d devil wt d bible on ur fone, e go jst dey laugh in different languages.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by Spyde(m): 5:57am On Jun 12, 2016
September 8th....wanna see my birthday mates 08141113758
sep 8 too
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by Spyde(m): 5:57am On Jun 12, 2016
September 8th....wanna see my birthday mates 08141113758
RomanceRe: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by Spyde(m): 4:24pm On Jun 03, 2016
Twaci:
The thing here is, does she really like u?

If you are sure of this, keep trying. But do not become overbearing or irritating. Call once a while to see how she's doing. Don't send her gifts just yet, she might think you are trying to buy her. Visit whenever you can but responsibly and don't forget those text messages. They actually work. What I am just saying is, be a friend.

Finally, impress her friends. No better way to get to a girls heart than that.
hmm cool, thanks
RomanceRe: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by Spyde(m): 4:11pm On Jun 03, 2016
Twaci:
Thanks smiley
if i still want her, wat do u think i cn do?
RomanceRe: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by Spyde(m): 4:06pm On Jun 03, 2016
Twaci:
Could be just that smiley

Could be she feels having a relationship at that time could be a form of distraction (her being in finals and all), or she feels she would not have enough time for the relationship.

Or she's mildly telling him no.
hmmmm! Nice thread
RomanceRe: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by Spyde(m): 3:19pm On Jun 03, 2016
Pls when a final yr student tells a working graduate engineer dat she is nt ready for a relatnship,wat does it mean?
PhonesRe: 5 Reasons To Buy An Android Phone With A Removable Battery by Spyde(m): 8:53pm On Jun 02, 2016
Hmmm! All dis ba3 ish,na becos nigeria no get light ni o, if to say light dey constant we no go dey use ba3 as sumtin wey we go dey use judge if fone good or e no good.
PhonesRe: SARS officers Arrested Me For having A Social Media (kik) App On My Smartphone by Spyde(m): 7:27am On May 31, 2016
Samtoby:
Like an hour ago, I was at the back sit of SARS vehicle with handcuffs in my hands. They said am a Yahoo boy for having a kik application on my smartphone.


I was traveling from Omu Aran to ilorin, I pressed up, wearing my blue Jean, T shirt, my newly bought African shaped neck chain and All stars sneakers. So the journey began and we passed the first police check point and few minutes after continuing the journey, we got to SARS people (at a junction in about entering Oke Onigbin town) and we were told to come down (all boys), I first feel scared but also I have nothing to be scared off cause I have the receipt for all my gadget with me, so I keep calm and answer his question perfectly. He check my pocket and found my two phones (Lumia 535 and Infinix Note 2), he check my bags and found my belongings (books, wires and my laptops), he asked if I have the receipt and I answered yes. Then he said I should unlock my phone (Note 2), I did and he start checking then he saw a social media app (KIK) on my phone, he asked if am a "game boy" and I said yes, all my mind was he is asking about video games because I have up to 20 games on my phone. He check other guys then told me to follow him, I did and he said "it's good that I don't lie", he asked my school and my name and I told him. Then from no where he said am a "Yahoo boy", the soul in me seems to left my body that moment, I realise am in big soup and I start swearing on everything that comes to my mouth. I deny his allegations then he start frowning and threat to destroy my career in school and that I will go to jail if I didn't confess, so I decided to come down to his level and ask how much to settle him, he said 20k, I started begging but he's desperate and then he called his boss, an old man, to my surprise he also lay the same allegations and all I can do is start begging and swearing am not a Yahoo boy.

After begging and rejecting their allegations, I was told to sit behind their vehicle, I did and they close the door on me while one of them keep saying they should handcuff me, I keep rejecting their allegations and then the guy earlier attempted to slap me right in the vehicle I sat in, he then decided to handcuff me from then. They start claiming they will destroy my life, that I agreed to been a Yahoo boy and then I started denying it again. I decided to keep shut and wait till my dad comes since we are not too far from home and I have signal to my brother (we both traveling together) to call my dad which he did, I waited and didn't talk to them anymore. Every cars passing were all looking at me right behind the vehicle, I felt embarrassed.

My dad came and they attended to him, they tell him what they said I am (yahoo boy) and that I have admit it, he knowing fully well who I am, told them that I am not and he knows fully what I do online. He told them that I am an importer and also work online as a freelance graphic designer. They said the app is for Yahoo boys and not app to import goods. I can't help but burst into tears because am presently embarrassing my dad along with me.

The boss then show my dad an app on his phone but my dad doesn't know anything about this stuff, the boss told me to explain what happened in front of my dad, I did and he ask why I have those apps on my phone, I explain am an importer and also an online person but he left and asked the first guy to attend to us. So my dad asked what the solution is since he knows they all want money, I didn't hear what goes next but he later gave them 2k after demanding for 5k, they removed the handcuff, gave my phone back to me and we left.

I have never experienced anything like this in my entire 20 years on earth, I only hear it but it happened to me today. It makes it my first time in their car or police car and first time of been in handcuff (which breaks my heart).

This is purely violation of human right and I regret that I have no evidence to follow this up. But never can I forget their faces on this earth.

***The app (Kik) is a social media app which I used to chat with a friend in Los Angeles, not a very common app in Nigeria but one of the most used app in USA making it the only social app to connect with her.

If this is what Nigeria has become (became), then it's a sad story.

Don't know if this is the right section, mods plz help forward to Front Page.
dis same tin almost happend 2 me some few weeks bk here in ilorin, i was on a bike going 2 work,cos of d nature of my work i like 2 be casual,he stoped me,and startd askin series of questns right in d mid of d road,b4 answerin i movd 2 d side,i den told him i'm an Engineer and whr i work,askd 4 receipt of my stuffs and i showed him wearing a vry serious look,he askd 4 my fone,i gav him and i ws waitin 2 see if he wld ask me 2 unlock it bt he didnt and startd crackin jokes,askin if i ws an engr of women or wat bt stil i wsnt laughin,dat ws hw he let me go,
RomanceRe: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Spyde(m): 10:00pm On May 30, 2016
herbie27:
No!, i can't see his true colours now, cos he's busy playing the gud guy now, relationships are always rosy at the beginning.
yea you are right
RomanceRe: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Spyde(m): 9:27pm On May 30, 2016
missyge:
Lol...aftr all wat she said, are u still asking if she said yes..? Well, she said maybe
yea i know, just wanted her to say it.
RomanceRe: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Spyde(m): 9:25pm On May 30, 2016
herbie27:
I knew we could spend all day talking, cos he calls at any moment his free *winks*.
hmmm!! lucky you
RomanceRe: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Spyde(m): 8:58pm On May 30, 2016
herbie27:
After two weeks of intense communication, he called n said if i don't say "yes" he won't hang up, had to grin
hmmm! Nice one. Bt u shld av atleast find out hw much airtime he has on his fone by nt saying yes on time. *smiles*
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Spyde(m): 8:54pm On May 30, 2016
Hello guys,hws ur bootcamp goin?
RomanceRe: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Spyde(m): 8:49pm On May 30, 2016
herbie27:
Is nt all abt confidence or the swag the guy approaches you wit, using myself for example.

A month ago a guy woo me and he looked very neat with tattoos on both arms, very tall with six packs, on a normal day i wouldn't go for a guy with a tattoo, cos it shows how wild they are, but while he was asking me out, there was an aura abt him i liked, he approached me wit respect and self confidence, as we kept talking i realized he has a job, and a graduate, every girl has her spec of guys and that's what matters.

Like terms attract, so you only fall for ur types.
hmm cool, did u nw say yes 2 him?
RomanceRe: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Spyde(m): 7:42pm On May 30, 2016
herbie27:
None of the above.grin It depends on individuals, before a guy will woo me, and i fall, i shld have a reason to, bt first impression matters.
good, bt i guess u wont even listen 2 a no4 wt little confidence
RomanceRe: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Spyde(m): 7:17pm On May 30, 2016
Pls one question 4 d ladies here, which one do u prefer, a no 5 dat wil make u hate oda guys later or a no 4 who wil stick around no mata wat??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Spyde(m): 8:11am On May 30, 2016
Naijazure:
Please this andela stuff is too confusing, some codes work on python softwares but not in andelas'


Can I get any assistance for ds lab error report says "not json serializable"
u can post ur code here so dat pple wil knw hw to help.
NYSCRe: Male Corper Carries Two Female Corpers On Both Hands At The Same Time (photo) by Spyde(m): 7:44am On May 30, 2016
Holydude:
It because the guy is tall, no short man will be able to do that.
says who??
Music/RadioRe: Fuji Artist Wasiu Alabi Pasuma Has Dumped Fuji Music For Late Fela Anikulapo. by Spyde(m): 6:40am On May 24, 2016
Nice
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Nominated For 2016 BET Award by Spyde(m): 5:52am On May 24, 2016
4 which category?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Spyde(m): 3:35pm On May 14, 2016
Barselonia:
am having same problem like yours, stuck there for over 2 days.... don't know the way out....

anybody can help us. oooo

we are stranded

miketayo damieskillz johnez1987 enigmatique

we need your help na.. u just doing like u don't see our message
hey bro ,i av bin able to solve it, let d 'withdraw' come before deposit, works 4 me dat way
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Spyde(m): 9:32am On May 11, 2016
Spyde:
guys pls help me out with this, i've been on it all through the night, thanks,


class BankAccount(object):
def __init__(self, balance=0):
self.balance = balance
def deposit(self, amount):
self.amount = amount
balance += amount
return self.balance
def withdraw(self, amount):
if amount > balance:
return "invalid transaction"
else:
self.balance -= amount
return self.balance
class MinimumBalanceAccount(BankAccount):
def __init__(self, balance):
BankAccount.__init__(self)
self.minimum_balance = minimum_balance
somebody shld pls assist me with this oooo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Spyde(m): 5:49am On May 11, 2016
guys pls help me out with this, i've been on it all through the night, thanks,


class BankAccount(object):
def __init__(self, balance=0):
self.balance = balance
def deposit(self, amount):
self.amount = amount
balance += amount
return self.balance
def withdraw(self, amount):
if amount > balance:
return "invalid transaction"
else:
self.balance -= amount
return self.balance
class MinimumBalanceAccount(BankAccount):
def __init__(self, balance):
BankAccount.__init__(self)
self.minimum_balance = minimum_balance

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